Tentacles and Teeth

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SHARKTOPUS

OOC:

Would anyone like to rp with me? Or some anons can bother Aoi? Or anything because I’m really bored? ;w;

HELLO

THIS IS SHARKTOPUS

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUURRRGGGGGGGGGG- I want to draw I want to draw so much! BUT WHAT DO I DRAW?!

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I know that feel…I’ve set my mind on mind-control something something to doodle.

How about bunnies? KILLER BUNNIES! xD

SHARKTOPUS

#doodles

SHARKTOPUS IS BACK

YES

HELLO NEW TASTIES

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Damn straight, they are. Dolphins killed my family. Is what I would say if I were a tuna or something, but still. Fuck dolphins, man.

[Wade is locked and loaded. Duh.]

I think it’s time justice was served, don’t you, my finned and tentacled friend?

You are vengeance.

You are the night.

You. Are. Sharktopus.

And when we’re done we should visit my friend Harv

YES

The creature bellowed, writhing its tentacles around in a rage.

EAT THE DOLPHINS

AND THE TUNA

AND THE FAMILY

YES YES

It plunged underwater. Within moments, the water turned red as the remains of an unfortunate pod of dolphins slowly sloughed to the surface.

ALLITERATIVE DINNER

YES

#itssharktopus

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HELLO RED TALKY MAN

THIS IS SHARKTOPUS

YES

[Wade slaps a hand over his mouth, staring up in reverent awe.]

My…my god it’s…..full of stars.

Hello, you perfect thing, you.

For the first time since it discovered that words were a thing that it could do, the creature was stunned into silence.

WHAT

You heard me, you precious little angel. Do you have a best friend yet, or can I fill the position? Hey, you wanna go harass some dolphins? They are such arrogant pricks, we should totally take them down a peg.

DOLPHINS ARE RAPISTS AND SERIAL MURDERERS

THE SIGHTS THAT SHARKTOPUS HAS SEEN WOULD CURDLE MILK

YES

#itssharktopus

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HELLO RED TALKY MAN

THIS IS SHARKTOPUS

YES

[Wade slaps a hand over his mouth, staring up in reverent awe.]

My…my god it’s…..full of stars.

Hello, you perfect thing, you.

For the first time since it discovered that words were a thing that it could do, the creature was stunned into silence.

WHAT

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And how did you come to be?

IN LAB

SHARKTOPUS WAS CREATED BY WHITE COAT MEN

ESCAPE WHEN CONTROL DEVICE SMASHED

WHITE COAT MEN DELICIOUS

YES

It was hard to tell when a creature with more teeth than the Osmond family was grinning, but it seemed to be giving that impression.

#ninelivestogoby

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HELLO RED TALKY MAN

THIS IS SHARKTOPUS

YES

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You forgot the part where they’re morphed together.

SHARKTOPUS LEFT THAT PART OUT

DO NOT THINK LESS OF SHARKTOPUS FOR LEAVING OUT SHARKTOPUS' SHORTCOMINGS

NO

#ninelivestogoby

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She stood up, not knowing whether to laugh or cry in relief. “G-good. Cause, I’m a p-powerful mage,” she lied, “I’d give you heartburn!” Dusting herself off she said, “I’m Renessa. N-nice to meet you Mr. Nice Sharktopus.”

FEEEEEH

BAD TASTE

It touched her hand with a tentacle that was easily the size of her entire body, shaking it a bit, which in turn shook the entirety of the small mage.

SHARKTOPUS IS SHARKTOPUS

YES

As her entire frame was shaken with his greeting she laughed. “This is fun,” she giggled. Trying not to fall over she smiled and said, “So Mr. Sharktopus. Where are you from?”

SHARKTOPUS IS FROM LAB

BLASPHEME OF LAWS OF GODS AND MEN

YES

“Oh Alchemists… They are always making problems,” she said. “It’s not smart to force things with science. You wind up with your house in pieces and then your socks go missing.”

SOCKS GO ON FEET

SHARKTOPUS HAS NO FEET

NO NO

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“No, you just need to try harder.”

NO

THIS WILL NOT GROW FEET WITH WHICH TO KICK

NO NO NO

DO NOT TAUNT SHARKTOPUS ABOUT SHARKTOPUS' LACK OF FEET

NO NO NO NO

It began to thrash about angrily, crushing a small fishing boat with a mighty tendril.

#istheboatoomuch

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You’re…a bit strange, aren’t you?

SHARKTOPUS IS BOTH A PERFECTLY NORMAL SHARK AND A PERFECTLY NORMAL OCTOPUS

YES

#ninelivestogoby

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She stood up, not knowing whether to laugh or cry in relief. “G-good. Cause, I’m a p-powerful mage,” she lied, “I’d give you heartburn!” Dusting herself off she said, “I’m Renessa. N-nice to meet you Mr. Nice Sharktopus.”

FEEEEEH

BAD TASTE

It touched her hand with a tentacle that was easily the size of her entire body, shaking it a bit, which in turn shook the entirety of the small mage.

SHARKTOPUS IS SHARKTOPUS

YES

As her entire frame was shaken with his greeting she laughed. “This is fun,” she giggled. Trying not to fall over she smiled and said, “So Mr. Sharktopus. Where are you from?”

SHARKTOPUS IS FROM LAB

BLASPHEME OF LAWS OF GODS AND MEN

YES

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HELLO CAT LADY

THIS IS SHARKTOPUS

YES

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“You can kick… You just lack discipline.”

NO

FEET ARE REQUIRED TO KICK

THIS IS FACT

FOOT FACT

YES

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She stood up, not knowing whether to laugh or cry in relief. “G-good. Cause, I’m a p-powerful mage,” she lied, “I’d give you heartburn!” Dusting herself off she said, “I’m Renessa. N-nice to meet you Mr. Nice Sharktopus.”