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[chainmessages-blog]

[giraffepoliceforce]

Why not vote third party?

Listen I am all for political revolution and dismantling the two party system but I would rather attempt that on a year where using my vote for a third party might not result in the election of the antichrist.

[wsswatson]

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

[lepidosaurs]

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

[wsswatson]

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

[killue]

why tha fuck so many porn blogs follow me…..wtf you tryna jack off to? my depression?? naruto? kermit the frog memez???.. what yhe Fuck

[itsslyss]

Me: I am a smart and capable Adult.

Someone else: How about some Responsibility

Me: my name is Fuckup McDisappointment and you will address me as such.

[twodoorcinemaclubsoda]

Why do men think women are angry just on their period?

I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me

[airoz]

井口病院♡うさぎは正義さんのツイート: “ニホンウサミミチョウの観察絵日記 https://t.co/fxDiwbPuuK”

[poems-and-words]

[poems-and-words]

Book of the day: After You’d Gone by Maggie O'Farrell

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[b-a-d-reputation]

[jrugs]

waking up everyday seems a little excessive

[itscolossal]

WATCH: The Mesmerizing Process of Making a Glass Chandelier from Scratch (video)

[shiny-shock-deactivated20190217]

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[gloomgaze]

growing up means perpetually bemoaning younger versions of yourself like some kind of neverending babushka doll of self-hate

[obviousplant]

[officialjiggly]

me: i dont believe in god 

me when im home alone and i hear a scary noise: