samantha.

Raised by bears.

[omghotmemes]

rip

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

i ended up distracting my parents so he could put the crackers back in the little sleeve like hed only taken one from the top. i dont know if anybodys found them yet but i talked to him about it later and it turns out that theyre sewn together TIGHTLY. like. the ENTIRE stack through ALL the holes

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

it has been three days and my mom has still not discovered the sewed together cracker stack in the box in the cupboard

[ilivebetweenjohnsthighs]

I’m DESPERATE to see the sewn crackers

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

i have no idea how he accomplished this

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

there seems to be some confusion on how old my little brother is. my little brother is 19, one year younger than me, and is majoring in three separate subjects in uni. he just likes to cause problems on purpose

[izzibu]

Chaotic Neutral.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[omghotmemes]

Do not attempt.

[herosnevertry-blog]

[stormesandshowers]

Quarantine mood board

[whatspopculture]

Reblog this Hannah Montana picture to bring luck on your feed

[kiwipeel]

in someplaces, time works different. you know when you’re in an airport and youre drinking a vodka soda at 7am? find out which timeless space you are 

[sunbathe]

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

[i124you]

me having a depressive episode

[hitmewithcute]

Two kitties with Cerebellar Hyperplasia. Essentially they just wobble in unison, but can still enjoy life to the fullest with one another

[deep-dark-fears]

Dress for success. An anonymous fear submitted to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

You can find my two Deep Dark Fears books online and wherever books are sold! More info HERE!

[i-knit-you-not]

First you start knitting, then you try crochet (or the other way around) because that cool project requires it, then you see all that marvelous embroidery and you think why not? At a certain point you wonder, is it so hard to sew clothes? Maybe you could try, and you start thinking about that old sewing machine in the attics. Then you see a video of someone spinning wool and you feel your hands itching, but wool is so expensive, how much does keeping alpacas costs, then

[catchymemes]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i have a friend whomst I will not name in case they don’t want to be asked about this but they have a Very Specific and Terrible power which is, if you take the online BDSM quiz and then just simply mention you have, they can look at you for under ten seconds and just state your top result.

I can’t tell you anything more soul-shattering, any death more instant and devastating, any moment more harrowing to witness than someone saying “yeah i took the BDSM quiz once” only for my friend to no more than glance at them and then announce “brat” and the look in the person’s eyes is that of one who just tipped too far back in their chair

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

and they say xmen aren’t real

[sicklyscythe]

I think your friend might be an actual regular telepath who just figured out the funniest way to use their powers

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

obsessed with this take

[redpandarascal]

the DNC frantically trying to stop Bernie:

[girlsingreenfields]

@sina_heek

[aquire]

started from the bottom now we a little bit above the bottom