Anchored Soul

Hi! It's ya boy Coy! 21 years old living in New Jersey and I love my dogs, food and i'm weird and awkward! that's all folks! Bacon Pancakes!!!!

[toastbutteregg]

[lovedrought]

when you’re not even sure if you can trust yourself

[ribly]

[sour-tea-and-honey]

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[thebootydiaries]

dentist: open up please

me: sometimes i get sad

[clientsfromhell]

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

[cinnabear89]

RETAIL

[fr0stedlips]

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE

[byrongraffiti]

I watched this like 50 times today lmfao

[video-hall-of-fame]

me as a parent 

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[basket]

perfect!!!!!

[theonlyhimeros]

I love him

[bob-belcher]

[recommend]

Guy who takes photoshop requests literally strikes again (part 2) (x)

Here’s part 1 (x)

[shencomix]

[recommend]

Puppy Sleeps like It Has Been ‘Turned off’ and Looks Ridiculously Cute

[lightheartedsuggestion]

It wasn’t meant to be. You’re not missing out. Your life has different plans for you.

[mewhenidream]

“I think part of the reason why we hold so tight is because we fear something so great won’t happen twice”

— unknown (via hatin)

[human-perspective]