I Was Waitin on You at the Doh

Hey Don't be shy I love you; humor blog

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[sourdough-seal]

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

[sproutlett]

forgive yourself again and again and again and again and again

[typewriter-worries]

love letters, victoria chang

[coconnuutt]

Stay lowkey and let people wonder.

[bitchycode]

I need DICK

D edicated friends who I trust & love

I nner peace with myself

C onstant positive thoughts

K penis

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[breakfast-menu-deactivated20210]

Oof.

[memewhore]

[teacupsandtimelords]

Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

If you ever feel bad about not giving two weeks’ notice, or like you’re being unprofessional/unfair, think about this: If your boss fired you, would they give YOU two weeks’ notice? Or would they have you escorted out of the building then and there? Anything they don’t owe you, you don’t owe them. Fuck ‘em.

[alunarrose]

Oh these are therapeutic

[severalowls]

I’d just like to add a classic:

[endangered-justice-seeker]

I’m going to hell for the way I laughed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[blue-blackboy]

Good morning to everyone with big titties.

[knkyspice]

what about the little titties?

[blue-blackboy]

Have a decent morning.

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

Haha

[thisiselliz]

Everybody isn’t thick and that’s okay but stop lying to people

[unpredictablememes]

[the-x-scape-deactivated20141102]

[justcurvemealready-deactivated2]

I got a lil razzle dazzle in me

[sacred-portal]

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

Me trying to find a way into the circle

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I am cracking TF UP

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

i wish everything was quieter and softer and less often

[lyjerria]

I’m really tired of people telling me they can’t hear me because I’m speaking too softly like how else do you expect an angel’s voice to sound??

[anusking-remade-deactivated2015]

don’t even look at me unless you own these