TumblrDeadAF

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH

[teacupsandtimelords]

I’m a Tumblr Vet. I’ve had my account for over a decade. I’ve almost always had it up in a browser window, refreshed it throughout the day numerous times, for over a DECADE. I didn’t leave for the porn ban, I didn’t leave for the numerous past changes, I’ve always had it up, determined to stay no matter what.

The updates adding Live which can’t be permanently disabled, and changing everything to match Twitter to try to absorb more of their ‘refugees’, AND forcibly making all your likes visible so that anyone and everyone can see what you’re doing on any of your blogs whether you like it or not, has changed my mind entirely.

I’ve decided to just close the browser now and ignore Tumblr. I can’t, and shouldn’t have to, endure this dogshit here of all places. “We have to soak up Elon Musk’s drippings so let’s change as much as possible to become Twitter Lite and make more money,” no you won’t. You won’t and this is exactly why: we aren’t here for Twitter. We, at least the veterans, are here because this place WASN’T Twitter. It WASN’T Facebook. It wasn’t any of the places that you’ve been changing this site to ‘improve’ it by mimicking. You’ve now made what was once our affectionate hellsite into an off-brand Twitter clone hoping to net you bank. You’ll never be even close to Twitter to make up for the money you put into the site trying to ‘improve’ it (copying Twitter down to the button placements). You’ll lose even more because you’ve driven the original dedicated members of this site away making it into the very places they came here to avoid. 

I’ll miss Tumblr for what it used to be. I won’t miss Dollar Tree Twitter-Lite. 

T&T signing off.

[ilhoonftw]

[ilhoonftw]

more from the author:

if you wanna read the bootleg translation by yuri project, here's a link

[aylinaliens]

But tell me now, who's stronger and who's weaker, who's right and who's wrong? Wei Ying! Is this the promise that we pledged our lives to keep?

[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

[castielsteenwolf]

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

[wingscanspeak]

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

[zorobro]

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

[wingscanspeak]

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

[30secondstocalifornia]

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

[prince-cake]

bless you

[wingscanspeak]

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

[panicatthegym]

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

[rightplace-wrongtime]

I have no words

[zazzcrafting-deactivated2017061]

I seriously just needed this

[setbabiesonfire]

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

[monitorchakas]

Literally tumblr broke from sll the science

[the-mango-ninja]

OK, there’s a lot of people who’ve seen way more stuff on here than I have, but that is NOT a normal glitched gif…

[eat-the-door-to-the-v0id-deacti]

wait wHat i got it too

[depressed-homosexual]

Y’all I can do it both ways really easily, and actually do the “girl” way more even though I wear guys shirts so idk

[suffer-my-beloved-mutuals]

WHAT WAS THE THIRD GIF? I GOT THE GLITCH? (TUMBLR LET ME SAVE THE GLITCH?)

TUMBLR WTF?

[magikmuze]

Sometimes I wonder about this website.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[panicatthefandomboy]

My mind is telling me that it has seen this post fully functional once.

The site is in a state of decay :(

[analog-machine]

Y'all don’t just pull one arm out the shirt and pull the rest off by that sleeve?

[i-am-darth-feanor]

Me who takes my shirts off in all three ways:

[teacupsandtimelords]

I always assumed ours just got stuck on the boobs if we tried to back-end it so we pull up from the front to avoid the complication, I had no idea about the armpits

[robotsandfrippary]

fresh, clean no-terf version for reblogs!

Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr.  Please warn them about this as well. 

[onelessloser]

[Image description: Two smartphone screenshots of a Facebook post by a person named Sheila Toll posted 2 Sep. It is black text on a white background and the post is public. The post reads:

I am a Family Doctor and I want to keep a promise made to a patient. 

Julie was a healthy, post-menopausal woman in my care who came in for a periodic health examination. One of my routine questions, in what is called the “Review of Systems”, was to ask if she had experienced any vaginal bleeding. 

She said “No” but then laughed and added, “Other than when my period came back for a few months last year”. 

All health care professional are taught early on that ‘vaginal bleeding in a post-menopausal woman is Cancer of the Uterus until proven otherwise’. This comment by Julie was, therefore, a red flag (no pun intended) prompting further questions, an examination and an ultrasound of her pelvis. 

Julie was surprised to see me so concerned, especially since the symptoms had not recurred over many months. 

Sure enough, a pelvic ultrasound and tissue sampling confirmed Cancer of the Uterus. 

Julie underwent a hysterectomy and radiation therapy. She is now healthy, cancer-free and is expected to stay that way. 

After all this was done, Julie sat ME down for a talk. She told me she’d had no idea a ‘short return’ of her period after menopause was a danger signal. Furthermore, she addressed the topic with friends over coffee and discovered that, out of 20 women, NONE of them knew this symptom was abnormal! She admonished me to “Tell women this! Don’t assume we know it!”

From that day on, I have kept Julie’s advice in mind when talking with post-menopausal patients. But recently my wife suggested that I should take this to a wider audience. 

So, Julie, this is for you: 

If you are a post-menopausal woman and your period ‘comes back’ or you have even one episode of vaginal bleeding, TELL A HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONAL and insist on having it investigated! 

Wishing you all good health and long lives. End image description.]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[mrpinchy]

D. B. Grouper

[teacupsandtimelords]

I sent myself into a 10 minute coughing fit screaming with laughter over this comment

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[little-scribblers-heart]

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

[catchymemes]

[spiribia]

i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.

[bunjywunjy]

yeahhh I lied.

one more time, HAPPY MOON LANDING DAY!

aaand gooodnight.

[everythingfox]

a message for you

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Adolin: Better boil up some Mountain Dew, it’s gonna be a long night.

Kaladin: You could’ve said Anything else..

Adolin: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Kaladin: I take it back.

[athymelyreply]

So I made a moon landing cake…

Happy lunar landing day! I decided to spend some time baking and make a cake to celebrate! :)

It’s half vanilla and half chocolate cake with homemade buttercream and homemade wineberry jam in the middle- all the components I tasted along the way were delicious, so I’m looking forward to eating it tonight. (I’ll reblog this with more pictures later)

[esseastri]

listen, I truly, deeply love that at absolutely no point does the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise ever explain, show, or even elude to what Tia Dalma did to get Barbossa back from the dead.

[rejectingrepublicans]

[luntfontanne]

Grindr Staff Launch Union Drive, Fueled by Tech Layoffs and Anti-LGBTQ Threats

Employees at the LGBTQ dating company Grindr Inc. are petitioning to unionize, extending a wave of organizing among tech workers.

OMG GRINDR UNIONIZING TOO????????

(link to bypass paywall)

[trashcancalicojack]

Bilbo, to Nori: *drunk as hell* Nori thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Thorin.

Nori: *criminal offensive side eye* What do you mean I don't know?

Bilbo : Ops! Sorry! My bad.

Bilbo, to Thorin: Nori thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Thorin.

Thorin: Y-you're in love with me?!

Bilbo: ...

Bilbo: Where the f*ck is Bofur when I am talking to him?!