[snappysprinkledog]

Step 1: don’t screw it up

Failed step 1

[highlandvalley]

”#アドベンチャーワールド　#エンペラーペンギン　#コウテイペンギン もふもふが足りないあなたへ♡ http://t.co/js3yms7gIV”

[tanku-deactivated20160121]

this creature is perfect. there is nothing wrong with it.

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

mother fucker unlimited …

[tranarchist]

When Tumblr bans porn, who loses?

Verizon is leaving the engine of internet culture to sputter and die, and its communities to scramble for a new home.

A former staff engineer, who recently left Tumblr and asked to remain anonymous for professional reasons, tells Vox that the NSFW ban was “in the works for about six months as an official project,” adding that it was given additional resources and named “Project X” in September, shortly before it was announced to the rest of the company at an all-hands meeting. “[The NSFW ban] was going to happen anyway,” the former engineer told me. “Verizon pushed it out the door after the child pornography thing and made the deadline sooner,” but the real problem was always that Verizon couldn’t sell ads next to porn.

Porn on Tumblr is something Verizon needs to wipe out if it’s going to make any money off what it thinks is actually valuable about the platform — enormous fandom and social justice communities that, just before the Verizon acquisition, Khalaf was insisting the staff figure out how to better monetize.

On that note-

Two former Tumblr employees said they were alarmed when Khalaf chose Black Lives Matter as an example of a community that the company should focus on converting into Yahoo media consumers. One told The Verge, “Simon explicitly said that Black Lives Matter was an opportunity to [make] a ton of money.”

[smitethestate]

Capitalism is disgusting and ruins everything.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[ivebeentryingtoloveyou]

[ivebeentryingtoloveyou]

damn I looked good

[azaleatown]

This website was literally so fucking stupid. You used to be able to just fucking edit somebody’s post. Like just change it entirely. Nothing was stopping you. What the fuck. Imagine logging into your youtub account and some bozo changed your funny comment to say you love being a dummy. That’s what used to happen here. Every single day.

[azaleatown]

It was the fucking best

[kant-deactivated20190908]

you got your cock out there bud? not allowed on this website fucko. oh well you wanna be racist huh? well, who am i to – 

[notglacier]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I’d wager 75%

[bandtshirt]

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

[spelledslots]

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

[yallstillhere]

Just draw swastikas on your titties

Itll confuse em

[black-culture]

‪No nipples on Tumblr but white supremacists are coo. ‬

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

[marikazemus34]

[carbonoid]

[diesetdown]

I have to laugh

[jakob-has-rabies]

This is either the biggest coincidence or tumblr literally walked in my house and said “fuck sex workers” then kicked me in the face lmao.

[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

[amtrax]

Everyone to staff: fix it

Staff:

[amtrax]

It damn well better be