perhaps a little poison, batman

ivelisse yuiza nunez; but you can call me ivy. two spirit. a wolf in sheep's clothing.

[ivenunez]

sheriffana‌:

If you’re in my hot tub then I would most definitely be involved! What is your schedule like? We can make this happen!

Exactly! I think it’s frowned upon to use someone else’s hot tub without them, especially the sheriff’s, so you would definitely be involved! My schedule is usually open after 4pm daily. There are times where I work a little later, but I haven’t signed up for anything like that in the upcoming future. You’re the one out here trying to protect and serve! We can work with your schedule. 

[ivenunez]

---- always take time to smell the flowers

[ivenunez]

thatguynoahh‌:

I am going to take you up on that offer! Let me know what day is best for you, as I am free most days. I have noticed how large they are and it is intriguing. Like what are they eating to get so big? Flares in the pocket, right, will add that to my shopping list. 

Please do! It’ll be a good time. You can come along whenever you’d like! I’m not entirely sure what would make an animal get so big, but I suppose it may be like a goldfish? They stay small in a small tank, but if you put them in a pond, they get pretty massive. 

[ivenunez]

sheriffana‌:

There are many situations which one can be overheated in a hot tub; some include others and some not. We may just have to see if you would enjoy the hot tub one night. Ohh, I’ll be warm enough! 

That is true, but if it would be positive for you, I imagine you would be involved here. I just need to know a time and a place! I’m always up for trying new things. I can throw some heat your way, if nothing else. 

[ivenunez]

sheriffana‌:

I prefer to be overheated which is why the hot tub works well for me. Why would you make yourself stay in a situation you wouldn’t normally enjoy? Tomorrow night could work. 

I’m more than okay with being overheated in certain situations! ...which is what I’ve been under the impression we’re talking about here. And if that’s the case, I’d like to think I would utterly enjoy the situation. It’s going to be a bit chilly tomorrow, so wear something warm!

[ivenunez]

sheriffana‌:

I’m not so sure it should be. You dont enjoy long amounts of time in hot tubs therefore it wouldn’t be something you’d find interest in. A woman has to have a little warning! It’s not as if I live by the water. 

Hold on! I said I’d probably melt, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t stay in longer than usual if I had a reason to do so. I generally just hop in and out because there’s not a reason to beat the heat. Perhaps tomorrow night?

[ivenunez]

sheriffana‌:

I can think of at least one. Well, it would be positive for me at least. I’m not so sure someone who runs hot would enjoy it, though. Rewards can be discussed after the act is accomplished. 

Oh? You’ve piqued my interest, sheriff! My melting would be positive for you? I need more details here! And I hope you’ve got a towel ready because diving on in with little to nothing on is something that can happen any moment. 

[ivenunez]

sheriffana‌:

I’m going to assume you mean melting in a negative manner, because I can’t imagine running hot feels great in a jacuzzi. Maybe a reward instead of an award? 

Is there a positive way to melt in a hot tub? Because I’m all ears! Being able to stay in one for a longer amount of time would definitely be welcome. What kind of reward are we talking about here?

[ivenunez]

missdelaclare‌:

I know some people prefer the sun and being able to go outside whenever they want, but to me there’s nothing better than curling up on a dreary day with a good book and a hot cup of tea. I have to say though, given the weather, I’ve gone through far too many books since I’ve been here. I’m starting to run out! Will take any suggestions if you have some.

A good cup of tea is hard to come by, at times, so I completely understand! I’m not too bothered by the weather here, but cuddling up is always wonderful. Are you a murder mystery kind of gal?

[ivenunez]

sheriffana‌:

Ohh, I have a hot tub on my back patio that gets used often! The waters around here are a bit frigid so I was imagining you in some kind of wetsuit… but you definitely deserve an award if you can do so in just a swim suit! I feel like I should be standing by with a warm towel for you. Especially when nothing is worn. We don’t need you freezing your tits off! 

I bet it does! I usually run hot, so the cold doesn’t bother me all too much... And I’m generally hotter in the heat / would probably melt in a hot tub over long periods of time, but that’s neither here nor there! I don’t need an award, but I’d gladly welcome you and a towel.

[ivenunez]

loukarlsson‌:

On top of it, the cost of living just seems to high, too. It really just makes me heart hurt for the people out there struggling. But yes, you do have to pay extra for the good things in life – which I can say I don’t mind doing it. It’s worth it in the long run. I’ve been know to whittle a bit in my time, if you’re ever interested in a new hobby. I’m 100% in agreeance with you on that one. Cars typically suck, but they’re cheaper to mass produce when they’re made like that, I suppose.

I honestly don’t know how people function in some places due to the amount of money it costs to live there. And perhaps that’s speaking strictly on the fact that I seem to be a bottomless pit of food more often than not and having to figure out how you’re going to eat with what little amount of money one has left is baffling. Whittling sounds like it would be a blast! What kind of projects have you done? I once found myself capture by videos of a man who made wooden spoons on a rainy day. It was wonderful! Classic hot rods, although sometimes pretentious, are the way to go -- if one can afford the gas, of course. 

[ivenunez]

lincolnbrown‌:

I dunno, I know the woods and the trails pretty well – I think I could give you a run for your money on the title for the best, just throwing it out there. I don’t blame you, I fucking hate my job so it must be nice. I don’t have a very good imagination…so no. But you’re right. Especially living here.

One of these days we’re just going to have to test that out because I’m still going to hold on to that title otherwise. Perhaps it’s time to change that then? Find something you love to do and make it your life! ...and yes, I do realize that could be interpreted in so many naughty ways, but it still fits. How bad is a not very good imagination? Because I feel as though you’d have an over active one if it came to someone saying something dirty.

[ivenunez]

slategraham‌:

Strictly professional friends. Got it. That’s a weird title to have but it fits!

It sounds stiff, but we can go with that for now!

[ivenunez]

thatguynoahh‌:

Oh well, that makes sense then. I might have to tag along on one of your tours sometime soon. I’ve been on a few trails, but not as many as I would like. I’m a bit hesitant going out alone since spotting some quite large wildlife on a hike a few weeks ago. I’m glad too, I would be devastated. Except I would probably still just go out anyway, and then regret it later on. 

You’re more than welcome to come along whenever you’d like! We’ll give you the friends and family discount - read as free - when you come. I’m usually out every day aside from Sundays and the occasional Saturday. And that’s totally understandable! Some of the wolves are massive around here. I would recommend going out with a few flares, if you do venture on your own, so you can signal for help or ward off creatures. I would wind up doing the same, honestly.

[ivenunez]

sheriffana‌:

You may be a great swimmer but my skills in that field leave much to be desired. Mostly life. Because I would totally desire life if I started to drown. Do you throw on a bikini during this toe dipping adventure? I think you just volunteered to be my personal hero! However, I don’t think I will be getting lost anytime soon. I’ve lived in the area for far too long! 

Swimming isn’t for everyone, so that’s okay! They make hot tubs for times you want to enjoy a little bit of water after a hard day’s work... or just to enjoy it whenever! I usually have some sort of swim suit on, and I did just find the most adorable one I’ve yet to own! There are also times where nothing is worn. It depends on who’s around. I’d be more than happy to save you any day, but my fingers and toes are crossed it’ll never happen. 

[ivenunez]

[ivenunez]

sheriffana‌:

My mind went immediately to drowning so I hope the boat doesn’t tip either way! The water is far to frigid around here to dive in - even if just metaphorically. Look at you, already trash talking me. Getting lost in the woods seems to be the number one reason my unit gets called to a scene. It’s ridiculous, honestly! I wish people would just follow the trails unless they are familiar with the area. One of these days I’m going to get lost looking for the lost! 

I promise I’m a great swimmer. There were far too many beach trips to count, growing up on an island. And while I understand the water is considerably colder here, I still like to dip my toes in! I’d say I’m sorry for the trash talk, but I’d like to consider myself a bit of an expert on running the trails around these parts. We’re just going to have to get you a satellite phone with GPS, so if ever you get lost, I’ll come running... And if we can’t get that working, well, no one’s going to let anything happen to the sheriff around these parts.