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heymickcy‌:

I’ve got no problem living, but it’s the whole deer in a headlights situation that I try to avoid. My body is fully embraced, and has been for awhile, but that’s a show better left for prying neighbors and special people – for now, at least.

Deer in the headlights could like to an awesome horizontal dance party, though! Don’t close yourself off from great opportunity. Prying neighbors? What are their names? I need to go visit them one night to see if I can catch a peek.

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frankie-aoibh‌:

Nope, does not have to be local at all. I enjoy a good roadtrip.

Road trip? We gonna hike this bitch!

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thatguynoahh‌:

It’s quite liberating though, right? I can’t say I have done it at a busy campsite, but definitely on a warm night at a lake somewhere. But why were there families awake so late? You would assume they would be asleep. Or just be careful where you do it, I think that is the key.

It’s totally liberating and I will most likely do it again. To be fair, I was running away from the public campsites and this family just choose to set up site in the middle of no where. I hope they liked the view! Skinny dipping is underrated these days. Nothing feels as great as being free in the water. NOTHING. Tourists probably find it hard to sleep in an area where big wolves run free... I would be if I wasn’t familiar with it. 

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heymickcy‌:

I was just making sure you weren’t the semi naked someone spoken of before. I honestly don’t know if I’d do the whole streaking thing further than my front door. Those who live around me have seen some pretty wild things, but stepping outside to confirm what they’ve seen just sounds like a terrible idea. So, EMBRACE YOUR BODY, SLATE! More power to you!

Why not? Live a little! You’ve got a rockin’ bod so show it off! I’ve embraced mine so now I’m waiting for you to embrace yours!

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heymickcy‌:

…did you stop and howl at the moon? Because being naked seems to be a thing in town. Another question, do you think they would have reacted the same way if you were a woman? Asking for a friend.

Why would I howl at the moon? That’s just crazy. I’ll leave it to the dogs. Sometimes I just like to feel free from everything which is what leads to the naked excursions. You know, people generally find the woman physique more attractive so I don’t believe so. I probably would have gotten a few ‘more power to you’ and ‘embrace that body’ rather than the screams.

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BEWARE OF CAMPERS! I decided to go on a midnight run through the woods in my birthday suit and traumatized some people. By people I mean a family. They all screamed - I was equally amused and offended. Or just don’t go running in your birthday suit. Not everyone appreciates a finely tuned body these days. 

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ivenunez‌:

It sounds stiff, but we can go with that for now!

Stiff is how I like my drinks so I’ll take it!

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frankie-aoibh‌:

I think you are correct my friend. Name the place and I will be there, maybe with dessert in hand, who knows.

Does it have to be local? Are you up for a good travel?

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frankie-aoibh‌:

I’m the same, a whole day of pain for a moment of pleasure, right? You get me.

I think this just means we need to hang out sometime! We can go on a food binge together. 

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lincolnbrown‌:

It’s a beer and xbox kind of night. Who’s with me? Might even get crazy and order pizza, I don’t know, I’ll have to see where the night takes me.

This sounds like my perfect night, to be honest! Throw in some fireball shots and it’s a wrap!

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heymickcy‌:

That took a turn. I meant you could practically trace the man’s dick in the foreground of the scan. They have a tendency to make everything look like an artist’s worse sketch! I honestly live for weird medical crap. Do you know which one I couldn’t stop watching; no matter how much I squirmed? Monsters Inside Me. It was so disgustingly captivating. And I don’t know about that. I’d probably try to stick to myself. Orange, ehh. I think I look better in green or yellow.

Is that really what you meant? Because I don’t think it is. You’re just back tracking to make me look like some kind of weirdo, you weirdo. Was it about things that actually lived inside people? Cause that sounds both rad and disgusting. If we can get you into one of those posh prisons they sometimes have other colors! 

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loukarlsson‌:

I guess it’s a case of quantity and need over quality. I don’t blame you, just remember to never drive if you travel abroad. It’s even easier to speed with some of the higher and sometimes no speed limits, especially in Europe and Australia. I meant normal in a more broad sense, as in just having access to the normal accessories needed to live and enjoy life. Like a car, house. That type of stuff. I’ll remember that, even if I’m probably partially to blame in the downward spiral of the conversation. I think I sometimes get deeper then I mean to.

I would kill to drive overseas! One of these days I’m going to take a trip to just do that. Hopefully I wont kill anyone while I attempt to drive at those speeds. Are we normal? Now I’m going to spend most the night wondering if I’m bland as hell. 

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judehcrris‌:

You must have an amazing strong neck! I dunno, you’ve got me pretty fooled then. I guess only time will tell…

I work out frequently, neck included, so it’s pretty damn strong. I’m no body builder but maybe one day! Time goes by pretty slow so we basically have forever. 

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ivenunez‌:

I imagine work would be relatively quiet… which could be welcome at times. BUT I suppose I do like you around – in a strictly professional, you’re kind of my friend, kind of way. 

Strictly professional friends. Got it. That’s a weird title to have but it fits!

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frankie-aoibh‌:

Sometimes certain foods make me feel a little nauseous, but I still try to devour them! I get that, after eating all that food I most likely won’t be eating a heck of a lot over the next couple days. I hope today is the day you feel like eating everything. 

That happens to me almost every single time but I still suffer through it for the taste! Man, sometimes nothing beats a good juicy burger! 

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judehcrris‌:

Wow. But can I ask a serious question? How is it possible to walk around with SUCH a big head all the time? Is it physically taxing?

It is pretty physically taxing but I work out a lot which helps! Nah, the cockiness isn’t actually a thing. It’s just fun to mess with people. 

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frankie-aoibh‌:

Totally did eat it all, then regretted it straight after. I ordered a beef burrito with extra guac, plus a quesadilla and tacos as an extra snack. That’s not good to hear, my stomach goes through those stages. Maybe it’s all the overeating I do. Hopefully, you’ll be able to stomach something delicious soon.

Why did you regret it? That sounds like a pretty damn great feast to me! Your stomach should be thanking you. I’ll survive. I go through phases where I want to eat everything and then days without.