Sunshine & Gunpowder

ANASTASIA DIAMOND Town Sheriff. Human.

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ivenunez‌:

That is true, but if it would be positive for you, I imagine you would be involved here. I just need to know a time and a place! I’m always up for trying new things. I can throw some heat your way, if nothing else. 

If you’re in my hot tub then I would most definitely be involved! What is your schedule like? We can make this happen!

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missdelaclare‌:

I’m glad someone agrees! My favorites are the murder mystery kind, or mystery in general. Other than that, the fluffy romance stuff can be a guilty pleasure. What about you? What’s your favorite genre?

A good mix of both is always a good thing! Give me a mystery book with a background romance plot any day of the week. I like pretty much all genres but horror... or any books where animals die. The same goes for movies. 

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officerlaura‌:

Oh, I hadn’t thought about that. I’d like to think I could tell if I met him as a human. We spend enough time together for me to understand his personality. Now I’m going to be incredibly suspicious of everyone I talk to from now on. Any one of them could be my cat. That’s amazing! If you want company on the trip in, I’d be more than willing to help out. 

What if his human personality is different? I have so many questions for your cat now! What kind of personality does your cat even have? I would definitely love the company! 

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shutuptala‌:

Those both sound like a great idea. I try to pretend I’m not a clumsy person but the amount of times I’ve done something stupid as fuck is definitely not a testament to that. I feel that - I’d definitely be the sort of person to trip. Have you done that before? Or is that why you stick to the desktop computer?

You and most the population! I have days where I swear I bump into everything in existence, so I get you. As far as tripping goes, no but I have walked into walls with my laptop in hand. 

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frankie-aoibh‌:

Oh yeah, I couldn’t imagine having to drag my butt out of bed at all hours of the day to catch a great shot. I will! I have been out a few times in search for them, but alas, never catch a glimpse. I have heard a few stories about them though. Let me know if there is anything, in particular, you want to learn, or I can just do a broad basics type of thing. And I am sure they don’t suck as bad as you think they do. Hopefully, you don’t have a busy shift ahead. You sound like me. I tend to get to the ‘sick; stage after eating.

Do you do people photoshoots as well or just nature? Because I know a lot of families and people around here that would kill for a great photographer. One of these days I’m going to buy a good camera and actually try to learn! I’ll definitely come to you when I’m ready to do so. I want to be one of those people who have beautiful pictures on the wall I took myself. Please tell me you display your work somewhere? 

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ivenunez‌:

I’m more than okay with being overheated in certain situations! …which is what I’ve been under the impression we’re talking about here. And if that’s the case, I’d like to think I would utterly enjoy the situation. It’s going to be a bit chilly tomorrow, so wear something warm!

There are many situations which one can be overheated in a hot tub; some include others and some not. We may just have to see if you would enjoy the hot tub one night. Ohh, I’ll be warm enough! 

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ivenunez‌:

Hold on! I said I’d probably melt, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t stay in longer than usual if I had a reason to do so. I generally just hop in and out because there’s not a reason to beat the heat. Perhaps tomorrow night?

I prefer to be overheated which is why the hot tub works well for me. Why would you make yourself stay in a situation you wouldn’t normally enjoy? Tomorrow night could work. 

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heymickcy‌:

Seriously! I’ve always been under the impression that regular viagra was made for older men to sleep with younger women, completely negating the fact that there’s a whole group of women who have been missing out on it all, so this was a step in the right direction! Is Yellowstone good? I’ve heard mixed reviews. Oh, I don’t know if I can pick a top three.

I think it was made for older men to sleep with whoever or whatever got their jollies off, honestly. The younger women just seemed to be the right marketing for some reason? It baffles me but to each their own! As for the women’s version, I hope I don’t need it but I will totally invest if it comes down to it. Yellowstone is very good! Intense, but good. There are characters and storylines I do not care for but I think that goes for every show? Ohh, come on! How about three you generally always watch?

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ivenunez‌:

Oh? You’ve piqued my interest, sheriff! My melting would be positive for you? I need more details here! And I hope you’ve got a towel ready because diving on in with little to nothing on is something that can happen any moment. 

I’m not so sure it should be. You dont enjoy long amounts of time in hot tubs therefore it wouldn’t be something you’d find interest in. A woman has to have a little warning! It’s not as if I live by the water. 

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ivenunez‌:

Is there a positive way to melt in a hot tub? Because I’m all ears! Being able to stay in one for a longer amount of time would definitely be welcome. What kind of reward are we talking about here?

I can think of at least one. Well, it would be positive for me at least. I’m not so sure someone who runs hot would enjoy it, though. Rewards can be discussed after the act is accomplished. 

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ivenunez‌:

I bet it does! I usually run hot, so the cold doesn’t bother me all too much… And I’m generally hotter in the heat / would probably melt in a hot tub over long periods of time, but that’s neither here nor there! I don’t need an award, but I’d gladly welcome you and a towel.

I’m going to assume you mean melting in a negative manner, because I can’t imagine running hot feels great in a jacuzzi. Maybe a reward instead of an award? 

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heymickcy‌:

Hey, anything is possible these days! They’ve released feminine viagra and all. So, I don’t think cliff diving is something in your future… Plus, if you’re with the right person, I imagine you’ll be frisky until the very end! If you throw yourself down that rabbit hole, I need you to realize you’re going to get burned by some of the terrible things people are in. That is very true about crime dramas, but I think that’s why I love them so much? I particularly yelling about someone’s stupidity when a clue is found. You’ll have to let me know if it lives up to your telenovela standards, if you do!

While it’s pretty amazing they finally came up with lady viagra, I’m hoping to not need it. Frisky is a way of life! You just talked me out of the rabbit hole. I’m going to stick with binge watching Yellowstone - which is me watching 2 episodes a week and not in a row. Name your top 3 shows.

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ivenunez‌:

Swimming isn’t for everyone, so that’s okay! They make hot tubs for times you want to enjoy a little bit of water after a hard day’s work… or just to enjoy it whenever! I usually have some sort of swim suit on, and I did just find the most adorable one I’ve yet to own! There are also times where nothing is worn. It depends on who’s around. I’d be more than happy to save you any day, but my fingers and toes are crossed it’ll never happen. 

Ohh, I have a hot tub on my back patio that gets used often! The waters around here are a bit frigid so I was imagining you in some kind of wetsuit... but you definitely deserve an award if you can do so in just a swim suit! I feel like I should be standing by with a warm towel for you. Especially when nothing is worn. We don’t need you freezing your tits off! 

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frankie-aoibh‌:

It is a very cool career if I can say so myself. It never feels like work when I am behind the camera. I have been out a few times but never at the right time. I need to go out again soon though. I have heard there are some larger than average animals in these forests. Sometimes an iphone can capture some great shots, but it also comes down to editing it just right. Maybe I can show you one day. That sounds like it would have been a nice getaway, now back at work I assume? Right? I always think the exact same thing. But then I think about how sick I would get after eating all that food. 

That is definitely the kind of career to have! I can’t imagine doing something I didn’t love... waking up would be tougher than it already is. Let me know if you ever catch some of these larger than life animals! I’ve only seen one once while driving so a part of me feels as if my mind was playing tricks. I am always down for a lesson on learning how to make my photos not suck! Literally right back at work but that is okay by me since I adore my job. I generally eat myself into a food coma so I’m not far off the ‘sick’ feeling some days.

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officerlaura‌:

I guess you’re not wrong there! I think if he were a shifter I want him to stay a cat. I don’t want anyone seeing me naked unless I was aware of it first! Wait, there’s wine ice cream? Why have we not had this? Even if it melts on the way over, we can refreeze it and then treat ourselves. I say we deserve it.

What if he is a person you already know? Would you be able to tell if you met your cat as a human? There is wine ice cream! I’ve found some online but I’m not sure it would make it shipped here. I may have to get some shipped to Seattle and make a trip to pick it up for us to enjoy! We’ll just pack a cooler and some ice.