Ivuna vs SCP-001
AKA The Factory
Hey, I know this place.
This is where the Madang hammers were made.
Well I know there's no more hammer stones here,
but even if there's just a few off-cuts,
it's probably worth a fortune.
Also, I don't really want that stuff lying around,
just for anyone to take.
"What are YOU doing here?"
I'm supposed to be here.
What are YOU doing here?
"What do you mean, supposed to be here?"
Yeah bro. I got this thing here. These things. These shoes...
"They were made in THIS factory?!"
Yeah. Got a problem with that?
"Do you know how they're made?
How to work these machines?"
I'm no mechanic. I don't know it works.
"But you know who does right?"
Well, he's usually right here.
So, now I've explained myself,
why are you here?
And more importantly,
what did you do with the other guy?
"Whoa! Whoa! I didn't do nothing to nobody.
I don't even know who's supposed to be here."
It's plausible you being here scared him off,
but you still didn't explain WHY you're here in the first place.
"These guys, they work for the CIA or something.
They said I could get a reduced sentence if i helped them.
They put me in here and then some freaky %@$# happened,
and now I don't know what's going on."
If it was the authorities, I would know about it.
"Aw man this is messed up."
At least the orange overalls make sense now.
I thought you just worked here or something.
"Wh- wait. I'm not dangerous."
Buddy, if you knew what I've faced,
You wouldn't be considering a criminal a threat.
"You mean like the things lurking around here?"
I might be a little out of the loop on recent events here.
What are these freaky things you keep talking about?
"It's- It's what they wanted to know about.
They were too chicken to go in themselves."
So they don't even know what they are,
and they sent you in as a guinea pig,
just to test the waters,
like throwing a pebble in a lake to trigger crocodiles.
"Oh God, I'm gonna die out here aren't I?
I knew it was too good to be true.
I should have listened to my gut.
I knew those guys didn't seem right.
But, I- I just wanted to see my kids-"
"(What are we hiding for?)"
(You don't live this long,
without getting a feel for the way the wind blow.)
"(There's someone here?)"
(Yeah, and their English ain't too good.)
"(Oh God, it's one of those things.)"
(It certainly moves like an animal.)
(Secure, Contain, Protect. SCP.)
"(That's them. The guys that set me up.)"
(No, that's not them, but they sure are trying to look like 'em.)
"(They can look like those guys now?)"
(It knows your name. It's calling for you.)
(It's being friendly with someone I know.
They seem to know each other.)
"(The guy you're looking for?)"
(Well, no, but someone else I know from here.)
(Stay put. I'm going to make this space safe.
DO NOT move from here. No matter what.)
"(You're going out there?!)"
(I can handle it.
And I need to know why my friend is on good terms with them.)
"What are you doing here?"
Well actually i was in the area on business.
Thought I'd stop by and see if you've got anything on sale.
"Oh you picked a rough time to turn up.
A bunch of %@$#'s gone down in the last week."
I can see the place has taken a beating.
What the hell happened here?
"It's these SCP guys. They came in and started looting the place."
"No, it's like an authority group of some kind,
but it's something real hush hush
they don't want people to know about."
Why the hell are smashing your place up?
We're supposed to be on the same side.
"Yeah, well I don't think they're on anyone's side,
doing dodgy dealing behind closed doors,
using the mask of the authorities to perform experiments..."
"Yeah real dark stuff. MK Ultra style deal."
Oh God, we're not back in Reagan days again, are we?
Who's your friend here?
They're ugly but they act cute.
"Some guy came along looking for drones, smart ones.
What he wanted with them I didn't ask.
It seemed legit at the time,
but when I went to call it in they cut me off."
"Damn right I did, but this %@$# wasn't playing.
Check it out."
"I was fearing for my life, man.
This guy had enough guns to supply a country.
I tried to contact the authorities and- well you saw."
So this is a drone then?
Why do they need to be so intelligent?
It's lifelike.
"It's what he wanted.
He's building some sort of freak show,
and we're making the freak for 'em."
Okay, where are the others? Cade and Lyle,
and the others I don't know the names of.
"I don't know man, he took them."
"I don't know! He kept us apart.
I didn't even know they were missing until later."
[deep breath] Fine.
I'll get an investigation team over here.
We'll look over the whole area-
"These guys have the cops i their pocket.
The SCP too."
So they're two different groups.
"Yeah, one guy's building 'em, the other's trying to seize them."
Then why does it sound like the SCP are not our friends?
"They say they're here to protect us,
but they just want the %@$# for themselves."
Are all the drones here friendly towards you?
"Nah, they'd kill me on sight.
Not this one though.
They allowed me to have one for myself, to help me work faster.
They didn't know I'd built them friendly-like."
This one can work the machines?
I think I know what SCP is after.
"Oh hell, you gotta get them outta here.
If they get this factory going, who knows what'll pop out."
"They tweaked the whole thing.
Saw what I did and copied it.
Made a bunch of inferior models.
I pulled the plug.
After that SCP showed up and they scattered.
If they switch these things back on,
it's gonna be pumping out horrors."
Right.
Well first we need to get you somewhere safe.
"Torch the lithium baths in the power reserves.
It won't burn the place down but it'll wreck the machines.
Putting them back together without blueprint,
after they're all half-melted,
will be harder than building a thousand piece jigsaw,
made of spaghetti."
Hmm...
Then we go together, all of us.
It's the only way to keep you safe.
"All of us? There's someone-else here?"
Shut your ass up, alright?
Calm down, he's with me.
We good? Alright.
"Get that thing away from me."
That thing's gonna help us fix this mess.
"What do you mean? Let's get out of here."
There's something we need to do first.
"What's going on? What do you mean?
Oh God, you're not with them are you?"
We're gonna break a few machines.
"Oh God! This place makes those!"
Not originally, it got hijacked.
No, by someone else,
SCP was sent to stop them.
"Then what's it got to do with me?"
They were using you to test these thing's capabilities.
It may have started out as a seek and destroy,
but SCP saw what these could do and they wanted their own.
The power's cut off,
but if they figure out how to turn on the back-up batteries-
"They'll be more of these!"
You get the idea.
We gotta burn those batteries in a lithium fire.
%@$# the machines so bad
they can't even figure out how they work if they take them apart.
"I'm game.
Anything to screw those SCP %@$#s."
Yeah well this will screw both our enemies at once.
Only issue is I can't protect you and set the blaze,
unless you come with me.
"Oh %@$#. Oh %@$#. Oh %@$#."
Bob! We gotta do this.
We can't let them make more of these things.
I warn you.
We might not make it out alive.
"I- I'm good. I can do this."