ok I know my following has shifted in its interests due to me stepping back from swiftieism. however. I reblogged the fic post yesterday but I need to plug this fic by @ivyindreamland which is an extremely delightful ummm. let's say bitchy camp retelling of kaylor ca. 2016, with name changes. every time I read a chapter I cackle.
some extremely good moments for your perusal
She froze the frame on a shot of her clad in leather and holding a whip in front of rows of female mannequins. As if. Dorothea won't even do handcuffs.
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beard-on-beard violence:
“Well maybe I don't need help from a guy with an eyeball-licking kink,” I snap at him. He pales. “That's uncalled for,” he scolds after he's taken a second to recover. “Kinkshaming is wrong. Anyway, I told you about that because I trust you.” “Kinkshaming is homophobic,” I correct him. “And I eat pussy every day, so it doesn't matter.” He raises an eyebrow. “Found someone?”
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“What?” I snap. “You think you can win me over with some bullshit sob story about what you do or don’t deserve? You’ve been ignoring all my texts for weeks. You didn’t even comment on the cute corgi I took a picture of for you last Tuesday.” “I’m a cat person,” Dorothea barks.
HELLOOOOOOOOOO????? MWAH ILY THANK YOU FOR SHARING!!! 😭😭😭















