Just Dont Yell At Me

[iw3hsiwe]

“I told you that I loved you more. I fucking told you so.”

— 1:33 am (via boobslyn)

[ghastly---pale]

[iw3hsiwe]

““I always believed that we would find our way back to each other every time. But this time it felt final. Like I would never see him again, or that when I did, it would be different - there would be a mountain between us. I knew it in my bones. This time was it. I had finally made my choice, and so had he. He let me go.””

— (via samtolson)

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[shitpostgenerator]

i have learned not to disrespect pasta

[thebootydiaries]

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

[thebootydiaries]

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i'm not leaving the house)

[sacred-portal]

[thebootydiaries]

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

[blackcvrds]

you: panic! at the disco

me, an intellectual: feelings of discomfort and anxiety! whilst attending the discotheque 

[thebootydiaries]

you: "cool beans"

me, an intellectual: "chilled legumes"

[whitepeopletwitter]

[purplefridge-archive-deactivate]

[isnt]

follow @isnt for more memes

[lolminoot]

Never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

White people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like