its not about whether i can. i have to do it.

gabe / 28 / he/him

[needsmoreexplosions]

so raise your glass if you are Long. in all the right ways

[mx-kennedy]

Hello! Would you like the "Where's my wife?", or, "Where's everyone going, bingo?"

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[harsh-noise]

[bevsi]

”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

[longnuts]

Your ass is getting opened in notepad

[dogpuppy]

[kitocrystal]

Love bites

[dottysdokis]

welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

[dottysdokis]

i love how this post picks up whenever something like this happens again

[fairweatheralways]

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[thememedaddy]

[gabbyp09]

[gabbyp09]

[hugmeonce]

dryhumping in a “god i just want to feel all of you” kinda way

[blxoxmst]

Chat I’m trying. 🫩 dunno if I’m coloring this tbh.

[outkast-suggestion-blog]

hey ya

[fruitsoftheape100]

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

[destikneeschild]

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

So so so fucking real