blocked

[10angrycows-deactivated20201014]

pansexuality doesnt exist and neither does bisexuality because deep down, we all know that there is only one gender

[iwantoteatpiee]

monkeys.

[10angrycows-deactivated20201014]

[10angrycows-deactivated20201014]

[melonmemes]

Happy Friday the 13th

[iwantoteatpiee]

spOOky time

[iwantoteatpiee]

I had to see this now you do too

[iwantoteatpiee]

mood

[iwantoteatpiee]

I never knew Tumblr users had souls

[miridai]

[iwantoteatpiee]

I have tape over my camera but it’s transparent tape and my photos come out blurry??

what kind of witchcr

[iwantoteatpiee]

I want money but then I need school but then I need to work but I schleep

[suppermariobroth]

Yoshi will die alone.

[pondwitch]

that seems a little strong suppermariobroth

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[carbink]

reblog to get sued instantly

[amalishope]

When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..

[snorelaks]

yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on* I fucking lied the swag never stops

[beetlerot]

[landofsomethingsomething]

am i looking at vandalism or was this someone’s conscious choice

[iwantoteatpiee]

no one joins the homestuck fandom willingly, the homestuck fandom chooses you

[vonlaflame-deactivated20190221]

Old folks be up at 5:30am fully dressed & groomed……… To go sit on the porch.

[iwantoteatpiee]

sounds like my kind of party

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via krinndnz / clickhole)

[iwantoteatpiee]

holy shit I think I just died