the cold never bothered me anyway

hi im paulina and i run this unsuccessful blog

[emiliaclarke]

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

[iwashkov]

Probably How it Went Down

Germany: Hey we made this new country it's called Deutschland. And we call our language Deutch.

English people: That's nice. We'll call you Germany, and we'll call your language German.

The Netherlands: Hey, we made a country too. It's called Nederland, and out language is called Nederlands. Makes sense, right?

English people: Guess so. We'll keep the name Nederland cuz we're nice, but we'll just change it to Netherland because we prefer that, is that okay?

The Netherlands: Sure, if you like

English people: And we'll also make it plural, as in The Netherlands.

The Netherlands: ...okay, if you say so

English people: And we'll call it "Holland" half the time.

The Netherlands: If you insist, it's your language

English people: Now for your language, what should we call that? We could call it Netherlandish, which follows our rules and sounds like your word for the language...

The Netherlands: What an excellent idea

English people: ...or we could call it "Dutch", that's not taken, right?

Germany: ...are you fucking serious?

The Netherlands: You're seeing this too, right?

[roseblooms]

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: Durmstrang Institute, Scandinavia 

[doona-baes]

It’s your counsel I need. It’s yours. Now and always.

[forceawakens]

Lady Mormont speaks harshly and truly. My son died for Robb Stark, the Young Wolf. I didn’t think we’d find another king in my lifetime. I didn’t commit my men to your cause ‘cause I didn’t want more Manderlys dying for nothing. But I was wrong. Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding. He is the White Wolf. The King in the North. 

[dictatorofmind]

Chapter 1

They met each other at university. They were friends, nothing more. Nothing more form his side. Something more form hers. Once, they met in a club. They didn’t plan it. They went with their own friends. Spot each other. Said ‘Hi’. Separated. But secretly, she was searching him with her eyes.4 a.m. party ended. It was getting brighter. Her friends said goodbye. She was going back home. She walked alone. She didn’t notice him when she was looking for her keys in a handbag. He was sitting on a doorstep with a bottle of beer in his hand. He was sleeping. She was mad. Tried to wake him up. He was drunk. Somehow she managed to take him in her room. Laid him on a bed. Brought a bottle of water. Bowl. She took his jacket and heavy metal shoes off. She stared at his beautiful face. Hair. Shoulders. Him. But he wasn’t her to take care of. His phone rang. That girl. She didn’t answered it. She texted her saying that He is fine and signed as one of his friends. That girl replied with a thank you. She didn’t want to cause him trouble with that girl. They were happy. She put his phone on a night stand. She laid herself on a floor with a pillow under her head and tried to fall asleep. She woke up on a bed. She didn’t know how she ended up in bed with him. Embraced with strong arms. Her back touching his back. She felt his breath on her neck. She was in heaven. She didn’t want to leave this bed. Never. It was magical. She knew he wasn’t sleeping. She go out of the bed. Not looking at him. He grabbed her arms from the back. Gave her a kiss on her head. ‘I am sorry’ he whispered. And went away. 

[growingsuggestions]

“Has there been a day when we haven’t hurt each other’s feelings?” Fuck.

[emmawathson-deactivated20160417]

There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it.

[halalgrl]

reblog this with your moms name in the tags

[reallyabitch]

this is so cute??

[iwashkov]

can someone explain me this katy thing bc i’m confused :c

[consultingskeletondetective]

I remember when I first got Harry Potter and the deathly hallows I picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and I quickly shut it because I didn’t want to spoil it for myself but I saw “Ginny kissed Albus” and I remember thinking “fucking plot twist”.

[ledger-heath]

“Just because I’m a public figure, just because I’m an actress, does not mean that I asked for this. It does not mean that it comes with the territory. It’s my body, and it should be my choice, and the fact that it is not my choice is absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe that we even live in that kind of world.”

[peetaseverdeen]

I hate driving so much I feel like a failure I’m never going to pass my g2 road test oh my god I have so much anxiety right now I can’t breathe and I’m so depressed I can’t do it I just can’t

[iwashkov]

I had that too (had to point out that I’m terrible driver and passing it in my country is hard) but don’t worry it’s doable, just keep saying to yourself that you can afford another one :) (the friend of mine actually said it to me) (the terrible driver as I am- I passed it ! :))

[iwashkov]

Does anyone of you study in Scotland because i would have a couple of questions.

[iwashkov]

And we will hear this again 39 times

Artur Orzeł, commentator for eurovision after Montenegro’s points

[iwashkov]

EXCUSE ME, WHAT IS GRAHAM NORTON NUMBER?

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[iwashkov]

Eurovision- the glorious holiday when everyone races against each other in who will post faster the latest Graham Norton quote.