Original Content? Never Met Her

What’s up, my name is Elliot! 24, genderqueer aroace who really needs some sleep

[bimbo-on-standby]

you lift up my skirt andd instead of panties or my pussy its just the flight deck of the concorde

[virtualgirladvance]

im not qualified to pilot this pussy uhhhh *flips a random switch*

[virtualgirladvance]

uhoh

[hearts01]

i searched for the edited switch for five minutes before noticing that the plane is doing 9/11

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[kingcatnine]

the hair literally makes you less sticky

[kingcatnine]

if you're about to reblog this post seeking approval for shaving your legs, please close the tab containing this post and go watch a gillette ad or smth cause you're not gonna get it from me

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[tuxankhamun]

[kyri45]

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this.

HC list under the cut

* Astrophage is more like a virus that either alters people, causing them to commit crimes or violent acts, or a power that supervillains are starting to use.

* Grace is still a middle school teacher who got bitten by the spider, obviously.

* Adrian is the one who stitched up the suit (the Aunt May of this universe).

* He has all the perks of a normal Spider-Man, but he's still Grace, so he's incredibly clumsy. He does have a super-strong spider sense, and that's what saves him 100% of the time, but he absolutely does not have the agility. When adrenaline kicks in, he can do anything, but otherwise he'll trip over the most ridiculous things.

* He was wearing his yellow raincoat the first time he saved someone, so now he wears it over his suit (along with his white Converse).

* The spider was discovered by SHIELD (which is undercover as a scientific research facility that Grace works for part-time). After the original test subjects (who were only able to survive the spider mutations if they possessed a specific gene) were killed in an attack, Eva delivered the spider to Grace so he could be bitten before other villains got their hands on that power. (My boy gets unwillingly turned into a savior in every universe.)

* Simon is still an ex-convict who, in exchange for his freedom, is asked by the evil company of the day to test a series of mines infected by what appears to be blood from a meteorite (which eventually turns out to be the symbiote Ellie!).

* At first, they wanted to kill each other, but they end up becoming besties.

[chupenguin]

love watching ttbhx when i’m having a bad day because no matter what kind of day i’m having nice is having a worse one

[cardbored-box]

Thanks tbhx for giving me a new guy to rotate in my mind constantly

[ebonyfable]

"what's your favourite genre of media?"

"pain"

"???"

- Real conversation I had with my friend

[coyotesmokebreak]

This isn’t the final edit but I thought y’all might like to see what I’m working on for @yellowis4happy 🫶

[coyotesmokebreak]

The base image is from Norman Lindsay’s A Homage To Sappho

This will be the second time I’ve switched up the genitalia on one of this series but is the first time I’ve hand drawn the addition of the body hair and genitalia. More adjustments made tomorrow but yeah!

This was the pervious piece I did!

[coyotesmokebreak]

Let’s fuckin GOOOO

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Breaking to go eat dinner but hey!

[coyotesmokebreak]

I have some segments to redo, refining to do with a single thread going back thru, and graphite to carefully remove but per request some of the ladies got top surgery

I’m literally so stoked about this piece I’m so mad I keep having to take breaks bc whenever I concentrate for too long my jaw clenched up again and I start getting pain in my faceee

[coyotesmokebreak]

*dragging myself across the floor and covered in blood* it is finished…

My bad I’ve been in a mixed episode for almost two months and it’s made me have more episodes of lying in bed unable to move or do anything meaningful

But here we are!

[vampyros-lesbos-1971]

Throwback to one of the prettiest pieces of embroidery I've ever seen 💖⚢

[passer-fringillidae]

Hand embroidery

[coyotesmokebreak]

So I have an honest question for anyone who would like to give input

Would anyone be interested in footage of how I do this kind of work?

It’s something that felt very intuitive and straightforward to me but how people react and ask about it, it’s very clear that that’s just me

Also honestly this is probably the last piece I will take on as a commission, at least for now. To be transparent:

this piece has not even made it to Shannon who has been so very very gracious and wonderful and understanding of a friend about this (mental health backslide that kneecapped me). I made another piece in the same style to accompany it to apologize and frankly I plan on sending a third after I finally get those out to them.

I’d really like for what I’ve learned from doing this for 12 years to not just collect dust in my noggin. Especially in this last piece I feel I finally polished my process down to the point that I do not knot my thread to anchor it. The only knots in this piece are the French knots on the right side of the fabric.

If you have any questions about this style or anything about my embroidery let me know please!!

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

I just know that rocky won arguments sometimes by claiming that things he did were normal eridian behavior and he is SWEATING the closer he and grace get to erid

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[prisonhannibal]

she sounds so cool I hope she leaves him and has a great life with someone who appreciates her

[otterjpg]

queen shit

[prisonhannibal]

I am pleased to know they broke up tonight

[symdog]

back at it again at krispy kreme

[micromontage]

😏😁 🏃🤸🤸💥–

[mrsterlingeverything]

We’re gonna be painting this shit on the town walls when the big solar flare happens

[punkitt-is-here]

new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars

[koothebird-deactivated20260418]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK SCARY

[the-parasaurolophus]

where the fuck am i

[sebille]

Me when I see my favorite character bloody and broken beyond repair

[the-unseelie-court-official]

The only thing seperating lovecraft enthusiasts and hentai addicts is the blurry line between fear and arousal.

I endeavor to abolish this line completely, leading us to a new age.

[maximumsunshine]

[mandywondering]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

[ladyfeets-deactivated20211019]

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

[sunshine-tattoo]

this website is a goddamn national treasure