hearts

it/they/she pronouns are all acceptable returning to unhealthy internet usage patterns after a brief break to touch grass

[hearts01]

it's so dystopian to me how nintendo collaborated with bandai namco and various defense contractors to get nintendo character themed fighter jets into ace combat assault horizon legacy. like sure lemme just hop in my pickmin f-4 phantom and go put down insurgent forces (actual plot of the mission im on)???

[dehydratedbunny]

rule

[virtualgirladvance]

by rytuwil on x

[lmaonade]

whatever girl its midnight have a sweaty elf wip

[hungdykes]

Twitter: @spoogyoogie

[pastrybanki]

"Take your phone off the modem, and put it to your ear."

final drawing vs. refrence

[dkart]

Look, more weird indie horror game goodness

[rudycooperarchives-deactivated2]

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

[bythefrickens-deactivated201208]

[bocchan]

#it’s been done

[hikari-yumi]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

[t4timekeeper]

not providing the scene in question is a crime

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bold-baddie]

[misscaptor]

I’m going on vacation. The hotel says no pets so you have to watch my captive while im gone ok. It gets 2 scoops dry food in the morning, 1 scoop dry and a can of wet at midday, and a salmon fillet at dinner. If you forget to feed it, it'll bite really really hard so don’t forget. If it gets mean there’s extra cuffs in the closet and a shocker hung up by its crate. Don’t listen to what it tells you. Don’t unlock the collar. Don’t take off the muzzle except for food. It gets 2 pink monsters a day if it’s being nice, they’re in the fridge. If it gets real mean there’s a pill bottle on the bathroom counter with a heart sharpied on the lid. Hold it by the jaw and force one pill down its throat until it swallows. That’ll keep it nice for a few hours.

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[hearts01]

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[everythingfox]

Most unserious animal

[traaansfem]

Why, are you, a marine organism, hydroplaning?!?!?!

[literallyjustafish]

its funnnnnnn :3

[ferretgirltummy]

This creature has idle animations

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on