Not today, Satan. Not today.

20. Michigan.

[booby-baby]

Danny DeVito responds to his shrine

[sandandglass]

[capnsaltsquid]

What do I do when I have a whole month of insomnia, and medicine isn’t helping?

THIS.

[oh-no-politics]

OP ARE YOU FUCKING OK

[30-minute-memes]

I Hear That’s Good

[8bott]

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

[gfperrie]

the good place moodboard

[onlinegf2-deactivated20160818]

why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

[biggaybunny]

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

[laropasucia]

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

…

[omnipotentoverlord-deactivated2]

This is my joy.

[thoughtfulfuri]

This made me look at networks near me and: 

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

[stability]

[iwasoncepossiblyasorcerer]

My Halloween costumes this year! Happy haunting.

[warandpeas]

Pumpkin Dreams

[studentlifeproblems]

[markantonys]

me: this fun and lighthearted movie made me happy, therefore it is a good movie

film critics:

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[notanyaonlyzuul]

on this day five years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[verssupremacy]

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

[swordmlm]

jonathan van ness is braver than the us marines

[trulyvincent]

[memewhore]

[factualfeminist]

IM FUCKING DYING