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No Minors | Call me Dae | 26 | He/They 🏳️‍⚧️ | Bi | Canada (Living as a guest on unceded indigenous territory - https://native-land.ca/ ) | AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/StedeBonnit | Recent Obsessions: Ineffable Husbands, OFMD, Dimension 20, Zelda: TOTK, TLOU, Undertale |

[stedebonnit]

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[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[frailbug]

it’s awesome how we have unlimited chances to become a better version of ourselves

[eagans]

(Anne Lamott, Bird by Bird)

[carebewear]

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

[schistcity]

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

[schistcity]

EXACTLY.

[schistcity]

a small collection

[edwardyouinhere]

[catasters]

[tall]

[redstonedust]

i always find it fascinating when a character gets headcanoned as both transmasc and transfem by different members of the fandom because it like. highlights how being closeted and stealth can look similar from the outside but are internally very different experiences. does your blorbo have a Thing (tm) about gender because they're trying to beat down the part of them that desperately wants to transition? or did they start transitioning a decade ago and view it as private information that theyre not gonna talk about casually. choose wisely because your answer may have implications.

[gonzos-humansona]

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

[aropride]

could an average, able-bodied person reasonably walk from where you live to a library, in good weather?

yes, because i live at a school/college etc with a library

yes, very easily

yes, there's a library in a reasonable walking distance

yes, but it'd take a while / terrain would suck to navigate

yes, but it'd take so long / be difficult enough to do that nobody would

no, there's no library in a reasonable walking distance

Voting ended onApr 23

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

well. um. lot more than 75, now

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #is three the limit? /End ID]

[saros-system]

This post currently stands at 91,064 reblogs, including ours. That's 273,192 ghosts total. Which probably isn't enough. Let's keep this game going.

[ravenclaw-timelord]

Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter (2026)

[thefreakmeister]

imagine you're samwise gamgee. you work with your dad as a gardener and you have a stupid crush on bilbo baggin's quiet younger cousin who you've only spoken to like twice. your feelings are all-consuming and super embarrasing and your cousins make fun of you for being smitten with the weird kid that lives at bag end. you can't escape your adolescent fantasies of being mr. samwise baggins even as you get older. flash forward 17 years. you're now a young adult eavesdropping on your former childhood crush because his friends asked you to. you get caught and are immediately put into a life-or-death situation with the guy you daydreamed about as a teenager. you try and be as chill as possible about getting closer with him but you still cannot be normal about it so you follow him to the depths of mordor. oh and gollum's there too

[eklmrlos]

the bookshop is silent except for the soft music and the whisper of fabric as they move. the lights are low, just warm enough to blur the edges of the world. aziraphale sways a little closer, words half-whispered into the quiet space between them. crowley looks at him like he’s known the answer for centuries.

[kottasnightmode]

I have random followers I have an attachment to for no reason and whenever I see them in my notes I'm like "awww it's them :)" and it makes me happy. Listen to me....you never know the full enjoyment you bring to other people's lives

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

beginning to suspect that if I ever want to have a published novel I will have to actually write a novel, which is frankly ghoulish

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I know I have a novel in me but it seems to be lodged in like. I don't know. my appendix.

[twistinthekaleidoscope]

at some point your story will rupture and cause you unbelievable pain until it is taken out into the world

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

why is this so moving

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If you specifically write a novel then your Tumblr Reading Comprehension Curse will follow you and you will get some of the most bafflingly dense goodreads reviews the world has ever seen.