call-me-a-biscuit

[iwilljudgeyou]

It’s like I didn’t send out this fucking spreadsheet hours ago.

[iwilljudgeyou]

To three different people!

Where the fuck did you even get the spreadsheet you were looking at???

[iwilljudgeyou]

It’s like I didn’t send out this fucking spreadsheet hours ago.

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

There's no such thing as a closed book test in online school. For real. Cheat.

[iwilljudgeyou]

They actually use this eye-tracking software now so it catches you if your eyes stray from the computer screen for too long. Sorry.

[bbcwhereareyou]

(x)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[iwilljudgeyou]

And prisoner!

[leninthesixth]

doctors hate her! This woman is experiencing symptoms that might point to a health problem and wants doctors to do something about it

[iwilljudgeyou]

Ever spend two solid hours sobbing uncontrollably in the parking lot after work?

Me either.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I wanna buy clown noses in bulk and start sticking them on every person I see whose mask is pulled too low

[egberts]

[dogwise]

[iwilljudgeyou]

What is one to do when you spend your entire day in misery and the only bright spot is food???

[iwilljudgeyou]

I have a take so hot that I’m scared to put it on FB

Chick fil a isn’t hard to boycott because it isn’t actually that good

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaver-z]

People who go to Disneyworld are fucking insane. Is this what you want to do? Wade through a thousand-yard parking lot, sweltering under the Black Toes of the Mouse? Wait in rank and file like a drafted Union soldier as a tired employee with a smile stapled to their dripping face tears your ticket and scans your face for the Disney Facial Recognition Database? Be trampled by a roving band of grown adults all wearing the same brooch-slathered leather vest to show their allegiance to one of Disney’s many pin trading cartels? Make someone take twelve pictures of you and one of the workers imprisoned in the ivory carcass that is a storm trooper uniform? Wait for twelve hours outdoors to get into “It’s a Small World” only to have one of your ridemates die of dehydration and be devoured by the bush dogs that roam the parks looking for consumers who no longer have money to spend? Have sex with the Epcot Ball? I hate you

[weaver-z]

This post is more relevant now than ever

[self-healing]

[shrineofwhim]

A Philosophy of Walking, Frédéric Gros

[thisaccisdead]

[ID: a captioned screenshot of pam from the office, edited so that the caption reads: “And I feel anti-american in this 4th of july tonight.” end id]

[iwilljudgeyou]

Just want to mention again that I live in a state with rapidly rising Covid numbers and I work with 90% medical professionals and they all think Covid and masks are a big joke.