Vienna waits for you.

[draconym]

I'm at a convention for the game of Go with a friend who is almost 84 years old, and he is constantly being accosted by elementary schoolers who want to play him because every year there is a prize for whoever plays a game with the biggest age difference between players.

So every time I go to look for him, I see this:

[draconym]

People in the tags pointing out that this is a great way to get communities to interact: you are extremely correct. There were a lot of kids at this year's go congress (many of them extremely strong players) and it's very funny to watch them roving in packs looking for old people to challenge. At one point when my friends and I were sitting in one of the side rooms, a trio of elementary schoolers marched in and shouted "IS ANYONE HERE OVER FIFTY?"

Presumably so that they could compete for the Elder Slayer award:

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry what was that

oh okay

[mothcub]

Do it for them.

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

[tuulikki]

#someone had a lot of fun writing this headline

(from @afloweroutofstone)

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[aflo]

/r/CheetahTooHigh

[wizardshark]

I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts

[wizardshark]

lets go team hey wait what was that last one

[elokitties]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[profmeowmers]

hey @markscherz what kind of beast is this and why does it have bell bottoms

[markscherz]

This is Cruziohyla craspedopus, and basically it has evolved to look like a leaf and not like a frog when sitting still during the day (they are nocturnal). Apparently bellbottoms break up your outline and make it harder for predators to recognise you as a tasty morsel.

[byjove]

I do prefer when TERFs have URLs like vulvaclitoriswombyn instead of innocuous bullshit like opinionssideblog. It’s like when poisonous bugs are bright colors.

[moth2butterfly]

[molabuddy]

when u play a game long enough u start to play it mentally ill style

[beemovieerotica]

[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[hellenhighwater]

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

[hellenhighwater]

For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)

[hellenhighwater]

This website works so well

[importantpics]

[out-andabout]

tumblr

[savedgame]

ok

[jncos]

No money: I need food

One money: I need a cool silver ring with a skull on it

[nevver]

The land of lost content, Rob Hann