Honey, you mean HUNKULES

Asa, 25 . INFP I really like flowers and clouds. Twitter: @mustachedkitty

[kaijuno]

I NEED HELP

I have absolutely no money. I am in an extreme amount of pain from a tooth infection and I don’t have any pain killers or soft food to eat. Please please PLEASE if you can spare ANY money for me to get things like Tylenol and like, ramen or apple sauce or pudding or ANYTHING. I need help. I can barely open my mouth my jaw hurts so bad. The left side of my face is on fire. I’m running a low fever. PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN.

I haven’t been able to eat in a couple of days now. Please please PLEASE PLEASE HELP.

Kofi | Cashapp | Venmo | PayPal

[littlealienproducts]

Handmade vintage mohair cardigan peter rabbit by dreamersrebels

[yourcoffeeguru]

VTG 1979 ALPENLAND Steinbock Christmas Bell Hutschenreuther Germany by Ole Winther || SWtradepost - ebay

[bumblebeebats]

I'd like to formally thank the people of the UK and Ireland today for their rhyming prowess and forcing the Royal Mint to turn off replies to this tweet in RECORD time lmfao

And last but not least, the pièce de resistance that inspired about 90% of the hidden replies:

[eatingcroutons]

For anyone wondering, it was in fact meant to be "sovereign on a sovereign" 🤦

[wordsaremylife]

Ach no, give it to the Irish, they win

[over-sleep]

여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

[princesstigerbelle]

“NAFTER NOON!”

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

Every. Time. Every single time. I always get so delighted by this picture set. And I always forget what it’s followed up by. And then I see the “NAFTER NOON!” and absolutely lose it. I’m so glad this post exists.

[ashstfu]

i wish there were more than 24 hours in a day and beverages were $1 and growing up didn’t hurt so much

[ruhlare]

okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

[ruhlare]

[ampervadasz]

First snow

[embraceyourdestiny]

[teaboot]

We gotta start taking "child having an absolute meltdown in public" not just as a circumstance to be compassionate about, but as the valuable opportunity it is.

I personally like to close my eyes and pretend I'm the one who's screaming.

Scream for us all, little nugget.

[sandersstudies]

Every time a child screams or cries out of nowhere I intentionally say “me too” or “couldn’t have said it better myself” or something similar before the parent can try to apologize.

[uninspiredinsomniac]

OUR MELTDOWN

[brandneweyescd]

fuck it we ball? im sobbing

[brandneweyescd]

fuck it we bawl

[friendshapedhole]

[wovi]

* jeanette winterson, oranges are not the only fruit

[jackettranscribes]

[Transcript: “Naming is a difficult and time-consuming process; it concerns essences, and it means power. But on the wild nights who can call you home? Only the one who knows your name. (1990: 165)” /End transcript.]

[obeliskandmetronome]

[raqhaelia-deactivated20241212]

[funkyness]

plate: MOUSEGRL

Customer: I'm a girl and i love mice

DMV: THE CRAZY THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT IT TOOK ONE SINGLE WORD TO TURN IT HORNY. COULDA BEEN A NORMAL CUTE LICENSE PLATE. COULDA TAKEN THE HIGH ROAD & CONJURED A DELIGHTFUL IMAGE OF A MOUSE DRIVING A LITTLE CAR. BUT YOU HAD TO SAY "MOUSEGIRL" AND NOT "MOUSE." DON'T PRETEND THIS ISN'T WHAT'S GOING ON EITHER I KNOW THE SCORE I KNOW WHAT'S UP. I'M FAMILIAR WITH THIS SORT OF SEMANTIC TRICK. YOU WANT TO FUCK DOWN ON AN ANIME GIRL WITH CERTAIN CHARACTERISTICS OF A RODENT AND EVERYONE'S GOTTA KNOW.

Verdict: DENIED

[lezarus]

losing 8tracks did irreparable damage to our society

[sakurapiss]

i love rechecking my friends' pronouns five times just in case i accidentally called them deadname mcslurrington

[dirteater5000]

everyone shut up and look at this