What the hECK is wrong with these kids 😭 @iwishiwasntreal - Tumblr Blog

We were watching Despicable Me 3 at the daycare today and when two of the minions rubbed their butts together one of the kids whispered "GYATT"

Never thought I'd see the day that minions became more popular than pornhub but here we are

I was just informed by a kid at daycare that it takes him 19 minutes to poop, guess I'll be here awhile 💀💩

Today at the daycare I work at a girl in 4th grade built a little block tower and she was so proud and said it was a church for Jesus

And then another kid knocked it over and she looks me dead in my eyes and says "I guess having faith is worthless"

Somebody please help me

I'm sitting at the bowling alley and overheard a conversation between a little boy and his mom while his sister was bowling

Boy: "I really hope she gets at least one, she looks sad" :(

My brother would've laughed in my face and shoved me so I rolled down the lanes instead of the ball, these kids be weak as shit

What the hECK is wrong with these kids 😭