Drunk Cigarette

I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy nothing. On Wednesdays, after school, i repair electrical appliances free of charge.

[iwishiwasonfire]

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[pukicho]

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

[pukicho]

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

[charl0ttan]

preparing my stupid haggard speech to give to my lame and undisciplined troops before we get absolutely wrecked by enemy cavalry at the club

[pukicho]

They're adding sorrow to fortnite

[pukicho]

Hideo Kojima needs to stop naming people words so I can make my quips in peace

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

[eightdoctor]

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

[eightdoctor]

[glittervermin]

[enthusiasticarsonist]

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[hotvampireadjacent]

[self-mortification]

My OCs

[strangegirlsclub-deactivated202]

man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up

[3000s]

wait a minute..... these arent my memories

[3000s]

ughh. why does my head hurt

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Wow, a female magician?  And you don’t believe in God?!