wear heelys to escape your feelies

Aish ☆ chaotic aroace ☆ they/them ☆ obsessed with video games

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

trans dabdrien is too powerful for tumblr. do it.

BEHOLD. TRANSDRIEN DABGRESTE

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

i'm like 4k words into writing this stupid fic and she's not even gone hang-gliding yet. i don't think even jalil took this long to go hang-gliding back in the distant year of 2017

[roseworth]

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me

[jadeharleyinc]

reblog this and tag it with roughly half your url + half of prev's url. GO

[phigelid]

papa:(((((

[empress-of-dark2005]

[crystal-diancie-deactivated2024]

Sorry to all my mutuals who have to see this the 19th of every month, but its just the law. I must do what the kbity says

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

underrated part of beatspell is that if you turn on the read aloud mode you get to hear lil miss reeds in her cute voice saying things like "my soul was a small price to pay" and "all that's left is to show every pathetic human the true meaning of misery and suffering"

[the-river-of-light]

practicing how I want to stylize them by putting them in outfits of other couples

[kitkatyes]

magic is stored in the armpit hair

[delicatesquashblossom]

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

[wormeyeballs]

yuri? in MY rhythm heaven??

[emilufever]

Nice shoes

[kitkatyes]

did somebody say yunarra pre-slash pre-cannon what if?? no? who tf cares, i've written it anyways

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

"Why are you here?" Narra's voice echoed through the courtyard. [...] There was a lingering sense of fear in the way she held herself, crouched against the grass, her form lit by a small, open fire.

What if Yu found Narra a little faster when she was summoning the demon

[urkotheuppercase]

shitpost

[clownowo]

I think Winston Payne is an infinitely funnier character if he is genuinely an above board regular ass prosecutor. Not bigoted, not excessively cruel, not corrupt at all. There’s Nothing Wrong With Him He’s Just Annoying. He does his job well enough and there’s just no reason to fire him. Nobody likes him but like. After all the horrors the prosecutors office has dealt with they cannot afford to let go of someone with as spotless of a record as him. Winston is no more underhanded than any of the Moral Upstanding prosecutors— in fact as the tutorial prosecutor he’s relatively easy to combat. And one could argue that he’s decently effective in cases that aren’t against protagonists, earning the title of “rookie killer”.

Gaspen Payne, however, did actively transfer to the “executes defense attorneys” country and then push specifically for a death penalty. So he did straight up try to kill Phoenix. Over losing like. As far as we’re aware, 1 time in court. Every other loss was his brother’s.

So Gaspen’s demonstrably insane and bad. but Winston is fine.

[aidanchaser]

actually i want s7 to do a new level of dramatic irony where marinette THINKS she has formally broken up with Adrien but didn't realize she never actually said anything of the sort and so Adrien is like "gosh marinette's really upset about something and can't talk about it but i'll be here for her as her loyal boyfriend while we figure it out together" then ofc ladybug is all newly single and flirty with cat noir bc he is the only person who she trusts now but he is like "aha i enjoy our old flirtatious banter but i still have a girlfriend tho" and then marinette is like "wow its really nice of adrien to still hold my hand even tho i broke up with him and even tho i can't tell him about his dad he's really way too good of a person and therefore i can absolutely never tell him the truth"

[aidanchaser]

do you see my vision

[iridescentnightlight]

what's funniest to me is that marinette is writing up security protocols in the thousands for keeping her identity safe but still has people figuring it out left and right, all the while adrien literally voice acted as himself for the in-universe miraculous movie and nobody even cares