well i like you

dani. 20. i do stuff occasionally. *side blog*

[funnytwittertweets]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

You’re in his living room distracting him with champagne and a low cut dress, I’m in his high tech vault stealing his diamonds. We are not the same.

But we are on the same team, and the payout is gonna be great for us

[calhaspam-deactivated20241208]

hes a sweet boy

[calhaspam-deactivated20241208]

i dont know why people keep tagging this as el woo woo but its endearing and i agree. el woo woo <3

[beachtownpussy-deactivated20220]

when the only way out is through

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

hoodie with ur fav persons scent >>>>

[dirtyhaloz2]

Must have both.

[teathattast]

[system-reset]

so true

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

Mix butter and water together at the gym

whoever you are stop trying to communicate with me

[apvano]

doom patrol editorial assignment for typography class

body copy nabbed from here

[wordwizards]

new tumblr people if you have a blank blog and you only like stuff but never reblog anything people are going to assume you're not a real person and block you

[iwishthiswasacreativeurl]

like i deadass don’t care anymore and that fucking sucks

[iwishthiswasacreativeurl]

hmu when you learn how to care for anyone that’s not yourself

[blognotfound]

pls don’t let this flop

[nilesfreeman]

doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

[absolutelynothingitellyou]

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

[elidyce]

I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to. 

That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there. 

[readerman-blag]

To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.

[afro-elf]

i like tumblr more than twitter because the white people on here have never listened to rap music

[afro-elf]

i mean they've heard a brockhampton song but that's all and they don't know the words and they haven't built their entire internet persona around it. tumblr white people build their internet personas around whichever piece of fantasy media makes them feel the most marginalized and that's just easier to deal with

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

Hamilton

[afro-elf]

that's not rap music

[gayvetforlife]

Watsky, Lil Dicky, Wax, Daveed Diggs

[afro-elf]

do you live in the suburbs?

[gayvetforlife]

Yeah, why?

[afro-elf]

[awxward]

Does Kitchen Sink by Twenty Øne Pilots count as rap?

[afro-elf]

i can’t do this anymore

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the word "gaslight" doesn't even exist lmao. you imagined it. you have problems

[log4]

Basically plagiarism tbh but it's you so it's okay

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i'd never plagiarize...it's all in your head

[satyriconmp3]

dreaming about remy ratatouille's mushroom that got cooked to smoky perfection when the little rat got struck by lightning

[best-of-memes]