The Chattering Order of Crowley-banging

Confess, demonfuckers. (Not appropriate for younger audiences.) Counterpart Blog About and Tags

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

repressed needy sub crowley is 👌👌👌 imagine him barely able to form words when he’s normally so cocky, underneath it all he’s just gagging for it. he craves domination, and he’s to scared to admit that to himself. aziraphale domming him is my jam. imagining him being so far gone that he begs for it, even though he’s utterly mortified, he needs to come so bad. he needs someone filling him and telling him he’s pretty.

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[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

2020 was so fucked that Crowley didn’t even wake up for a quickie 😔😔

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[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

Idk if anyone ever followed up on that thong ask but they did make Tom Holland wear a thong under the spiderman suit so that underwear lines wouldn’t show and I feel like that’s enough supportive evidence

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[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

oh my godddddd i need him collared and whimpering at my feet!!!! idk how aziraphale deals with him bc i Know i couldn’t

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[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

SEASON TWO WE’RE GONNA GET MORE CONTENT *unlocks case of five thousand dildos*

*brings out the party hats and dick shaped lollipops*

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

Now that season two has been announced do you guys think there’s gonna be an uptick in anons here? Cause this blog brought me so much joy, I used to scroll through it drinking my morning coffee lolololol

Answering this a thousand years late, but sure, we can reopen for business. Going to make use of the new content warning feature. Make sure it's toggled!

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

sooo i was here about a year ago when i saw people thristing over alec hardy and made a blog for him which sadly got deleted. but i made a new one for the dirty birdies who love alec (iwouldfuckalechardy) i'm sorry to use this as promo but idk how else to tell people that it's back up and running

Perfectly fair to do

@iwouldfuckalechardy

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

reducing him to a whimpering mess, his hands tearing up the sheets, my head between his legs and my hands holding down his thighs. That's all

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

Okay but demon magic bondage. Just imagine him suddenly grinning and snapping his fingers and you're suddenly restrained to the bed (this could be conjuring handcuffs and stuff or simply like,, the Force or somethin) and he drapes himself over you and does whatever he wants. He'll see how good you are before he lets you scream, otherwise the magic shuts you up

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

anyone ever suggested the idea of multiple dicks because I'm one kinky fuck and I've certainly kept it to myself for long enough

Abso-fucking-lutely

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

I'm in quarantine and lonely af SO it's time for Crowley come over and frick frack challenge. Horizontal tango with me, let's do the dance of life, the genital macarena,

That's a wild ride of euphemisms

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

Crowley would probably stop functioning if he found out one of his s/o's hobbies is pole dancing. Not only because he thinks it's beautiful and sexy as fuck, but also because the amount of strength to do that is just amazing. Like, he knew his s/o was strong, but now he KNOWS his s/o is strong.

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

Sometimes (translation: a lot of times) I wonder how soft his hair would feel in my hand if I pulled it while fucking him so good and hard he's sobbing and forgets how to speak.

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

I love this cult-

i love how this message appears to cut off suddenly, as if being dictated by someone who was, by some unfortunate circumstance, unable to talk all at once

[sungmee]

i got the urge to draw crowley in shibari, and then spent a million years on this huge piece until my eyes hurt, so that was fun

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

I want to wrestle Crowley into handcuffs somehow and sit on his lap so he can’t move and tease him until he begs me to let him out (he refuses to beg but eventually he gives in) and as soon as I uncuff him he flips me over and fucks me while reasserting himself, reminding me who’s in charge.

[mischiefensued]

[the-art-of-avoiding-armageddon]

Lol!!!!!