No longer human [ A P]

| Autophonomania- An insane impulse of self-destruction.| Written by Nell |

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bungou stray dogs [文豪ストレイドッグス]

► may issue of newtype magazine ◄ [scan]

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Ah, the start of infinite height jokes at Chuuya’s expense.

*settles down with popcorn* Carry on. ^^

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  gIVE IT TO ME IM WORTH IT

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U WANNA PLAY THIS GAME.

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Send ❥ if you are interested in shipping our muses

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        he work for the money from the start to the finish             he worth every dollar and he worth every minute

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saboteurx replied to your post “❛ It’s gonna be your fault and I’m gonna have to kill you. ❜”

"What are you in fucking kindergarten?"

“No YOU ARE.”

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❛ It’s gonna be your fault and I’m gonna have to kill you. ❜

Shit my friends say | Accepting

‘ I’m rubber and your glue..~ ’

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❛ I swear to god, I roll my eyes every 15 seconds. Soon they’re just going to roll right out of my fucking head and into the abyss. ❜

Shit my friend says | Accepting

‘ Then do it and leave me alone Chuuya. ’

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‘Shit my friend & I have said’ sentence starters

❛ Adios, shitlords! ❜

❛ Kill my ass. ❜ 

❛ Just fucking throw it. ❜ 

❛ Oooh, that booty. ❜ 

❛ I thought you were gonna say heterosexual. ❜ 

❛ What the fuck kind of word is that? ❜ 

❛ Bring your bed downstairs. ❜ 

❛ You don’t control me. ❜ 

❛ Who do I have to show my boobs to to get this? ❜ 

❛ Don’t show your boobs to anyone. ❜ 

❛ They were gonna burn them alive! What the fuck? ❜ 

❛ A lot of shady ass shit is going on. ❜ 

❛ Are you trying to do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge? ❜ 

❛ It’s gonna be your fault and I’m gonna have to kill you. ❜ 

❛ Bitch, there’s no fucking government. Shut the fuck up. ❜ 

❛ Get your own damn soda, bitch. ❜ 

❛ I fucking hate kids. ❜ 

❛ Did a cat just die or did you just yawn? ❜ 

❛ I’m gonna give her eternal life. ❜ 

❛ I feel concerned for that guy in the water. He might just end up drowning. ❜ 

❛ Just because two girls are banging doesn’t mean it’s good porn. ❜ 

❛ I have to put pants on, god damn it. ❜ 

❛ I just want her to fuck me up. ❜ 

❛ Is my dead husband’s wedding ring worth nothing to you people? ❜ 

❛ This is probably cubic zirconia. ❜ 

❛ I knew that pussy was too good. ❜ 

❛ There is no god. ❜ 

❛ Kick your computer in the dick. ❜ 

❛ Nipple tattoos. New fad. ❜ 

❛ What’s in my boobs? ❜ 

❛ Too many sexuals. ❜ 

❛ I don’t keep track of my pizza consumption. ❜ 

❛ I swear to god, I roll my eyes every 15 seconds. Soon they’re just going to roll right out of my fucking head and into the abyss. ❜ 

❛ If everyone in this show wasn’t so hot I wouldn’t be watching it. ❜ 

❛ I believe in your daddy kink. ❜ 

❛ I lost my period! ❜ 

❛ My poor spine. ❜ 

❛ Shit shit shit! I forgot the walnuts! ❜ 

❛ I can’t let any of these squids in! ❜ 

❛ Go pet that dog. Follow your dreams. ❜ 

❛ Holy balls, Batman. ❜ 

❛ Pizza made me have a religious experience. ❜ 

❛ Sleep has failed me. I feel so betrayed. ❜ 

❛ Oh, sure. Just come in my house and eat all of my pizza. ❜ 

❛ You look like a bumblebee with red lipstick. ❜ 

❛ These are some crunchy ass pretzels. ❜ 

❛ French hookers. Gotta love ‘em. ❜

❛ I’ve found your weak point! ❜

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    ❝ I don’t want to hear that from the man      that practically invented ugly. ❞

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‘ Don’t ride of the back of my jokes to make you’re shitty jokes! ’

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   ❝ Ha! The wrinkles on your face say otherwise.    Pretty sure they sell cream for that. Want me to    buy you some? ❞

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‘ Too bad they don’t make cream for your ugly ass face. ’

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    ❝ You know when you say shit like ‘cute’ it      just makes you sound like a creepy ass old      man, right? ❞

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‘ Who you calling old? I’m not a creepy ass old man. ’

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autcphonomania replied to your post:❝ if i had forty-seven dragons, i’d give you one….

U gon pry them dragons from my cold dead hands byee bitch

    ❝ What if I just burnt your hands to a crisp and then       take your dragons? ❞

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‘ It would be cute to watch you try. ’

He will just nullify it.

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♖

Kind Gestures | Accepting

♖ comforting after a nightmare

‘ Come on don’t be a child ’ He presses his partner, waking him up from his restless and nightmare-like sleep. Yet after a few seconds he realizes that Chuuya is generally upset, generally frightened. His teasing sobers up as he places a gentle hand on his partners shoulder.

‘ It’s just a dream. ’ He assures him, giving him a solemn nod. ‘ You can talk about it if you need. ’ He goes on. There is no room for their normal banter. Not when he can see genuine fear on his partners face.

‘ I am here if you need anything and I’m not going anywhere. ’

What a lie.

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hyperdetect replied to your post “ranpo's real ability is cockblocking”

1v1 me dazai you're not getting laid while i'm around >:^)

Jokes on u, he gets laid by Chuuya all the time.

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ranpo's real ability is cockblocking

He’s gonna Nullify that shit so fast.