Ugh College

Hey loosers, Guess who just transfered to this dumb university? Call me Eve or really anything, APPARENTLY names are sacred here; so you dont get my real one. Sophmore Technically. Excited to start some shit.

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[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

@livescaughtinajar hey! I ran into your better looking sisters today at the store! ( ◠‿◠ )

[livescaughtinajar]

If you're forgotten, are you nothing or everything?

I am All; I contain Multitudes.

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

Wait why are you back.

[livescaughtinajar]

It would have been Rude to ignore a question.

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

Okay?

[livescaughtinajar]

If you're forgotten, are you nothing or everything?

I am All; I contain Multitudes.

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

Wait why are you back.

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

For the person who asked if wanted to run away with them~

I’m totally down and I meant my cat not a car.

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

You would rather be elsewhere huh? Would you run away with me~

Who’s asking? Fucking absolutely if you got booze and I can bring my car

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

The booze, yes. but it would hardly be running if you took a vehicle.

Don mix alchohol and driving ducking kids be smarter than me

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

You would rather be elsewhere huh? Would you run away with me~

Who’s asking? Fucking absolutely if you got booze and I can bring my car

[elsewherenessa]

Someone with waaaayyy too much sepia on blog

Oh my god planecrash either fuck off or get the balls to come off anon this is just embarrassing

[lifeoflizardatuni]

:0000000

[kryoneiros]

that’s a name i wish i hadn’t heard in years

[lifeoflizardatuni]

It would be cool to know she’s still okay

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

[kryoneiros]

oh, hey, eve

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

Yo

[elsewherenessa]

T/f planecrash’s cat is cooler than your cat

I mean her cat is one of those fancy hybrid wildcat kittens who occasionally wears a top hat and mine is a talking menace to society with opposable thumbs so I’ll let you do the math

[elsewherenessa]

Someone with waaaayyy too much sepia on blog

Oh my god planecrash either fuck off or get the balls to come off anon this is just embarrassing

[lifeoflizardatuni]

:0000000

[kryoneiros]

that’s a name i wish i hadn’t heard in years

[lifeoflizardatuni]

It would be cool to know she’s still okay

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

[lifeoflizardatuni]

hey

@iwouldratherbe-elsewhere are you still alive?

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

Still around! Been a bit silent because the more I say the more seems to happen, y’know?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Life is a cruel teacher, it gives you the test first and the lesson later.

[glumshoe]

The veil is thin here. It’s thin everywhere. Of course it’s fucking thin. Who ever heard of a thick veil? That shit’s lightweight, even sheer.

[glumshoe]

Like, shit, Agatha. There’s a reason they don’t call it “the down comforter between worlds”.

[a-magpie-witchling]

I CHOKED

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

@elsewherenessa

[livescaughtinajar]

Darling Darling Darling, what have you been up to these days? Still working with a court with a pathetic excuse of a queen like Cardamom? How is she doing by the way? Have the injuries he's given her healed yet? Not that it matters, sue indebted you all to him. If you would, I recommend you let the one known as Planecrash go. Humans are not toys.

I will not let my Pet go; nobody likes a Stray. As for my Queen, she is recovering. Shall I send her your Regards?

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

Fucking… I wouldn’t be a stray Darling I would be a normal ass human. I wasn’t a stray before you showed up and I wont be one after you loose interest. In fact I’ve been on my own and just fine.

Also oooooooo? Shit happen with your court? You got yourself indebted because of it? Amazing, Sounds like it was interesting. who can I ask to tell me about it other than you?

[livescaughtinajar]

A Stray is what you humans call a Pet without an owner, yes? Therefore, you would be a Stray.

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

But you are assuming that I as a human being with a completely separate will and ability to survive on my own are just a pet. See this is why no one likes you darling.

[livescaughtinajar]

I do not Need to be liked, f'anwylyd. Hate and Anger will sustain me just as well as affection.

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

So if I am completely Neutral about you will you loose interest?

[livescaughtinajar]

I may. However, I do not Believe you are capable of true neutrality.

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

R u d e

[livescaughtinajar]

Rude? Perhaps. I have noticed that you do not contradict my observations, though.

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

You don’t seem to care or listen when I do contradict you anyway so it’s just a lost cause. I’ve decided to save my efforts on telling you your wrong on the things that really matter. Like the fact that I am your pet and would be a stray without you. That is false.

[karn-tacrosen]

Wow ok, who’s this racist loser?

[iwouldratherbe-elsewhere]

Who you calling a racist?

[ctrlego]

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