Agents of SHIELD watch through season 3
Part Live blog, part just my thoughts afterwards
Ignore any typos or misspellings, I didn’t feel like fixing them.
Spoilers for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D season three under the cut!
Episode 1 - Laws of Nature
The fish oil is causing problems man
Poor random guy, this is definitely confusing
Is it HYDRA? No?
Fitz why are you in Morocco?
Feel bad for him though. He can never catch a break
Cool gun
Hunter, talk to Bobbi, dude
Ok, Fitz, get that field agent swag
Daisy doesn’t have any other powered agents on her team yet
Is Ward leading the remnants of HYDRA?
If Rosalin isn’t killing the inhumans and SHIELD isn’t, who is? Is it Ward?
Please join Lincoln
Is that a kree? If not what is it?
How would a shotgun-ax work Mack?
Is it a hospital for Inhumans? No, probably just a regular hospital.
Episode 21 - Purpose in the Machine
Poor Fitz
Dr. Randolph, the Asgardian from season one?
Go get him, Hunter
Ward is leading HYDRA, isn’t he?
“To the plane!”
Is Ward just collecting stuff?
“Sometimes I can’t help myself with the cool”
May is violently chopping vegetables
Surprising May is a stupid idea Hunter
Weird creepy underground dungeon thing
What is it doing to Daisy?
Yes, May is definitely running from her problems
Yup, Ward is rebuilding HYDRA
Daisy getting her chosen one moment. Open that portal girly
That was stupid Fitz. Pull him out Mack! Daisy can’t hold it much longer. He had her. Don’t let go.
Oh, no. That is not good. Never mind, they’re home and ok.
May joined Hunter, good. I think.
Watch out Andrew
Episode 3 - A Wanted (Inhu)man
Lincoln is getting chased, should’ve gone with Daisy and Mack.
That’s one way to shake a tail, Lincoln
Poor Jemma, but her and Fitz look so cute walking together
Don’t get hurt Hunter
Lincoln is not willing to trust the only people he can trust
Rosalyn is going to get on my nerves
It’s good to see Jemma and Daisy getting along again
You’re meeting Rosalin on the beach, Phil?
Nice car Rosalin
Hunter is going to regret this, isn’t he? May should have done it, she would just need a costume
Hunter, you do not look good
Lincoln, you are not a bad person. You are a good person
What do you mean by “Coulson’s order” Mack? What is Phil doing? Trying to save Daisy?
Fitz is being so sweet, he usually is, but he’s being extra sweet
Hunter looks like shit
Bobbi’s knee brace does not look like it fits
What do you mean go back, Simmons?
Episode 4 - Devils You Know
Oh, the thing from the hospital. What the heck is it
Mack have you never seen a horror movie, don’t say anything
Daisy and Coulson are not agreeing
Hunter be smart
The thing is inhuman?
Poor inhuman Alicia (I think that’s her name?) That must be a weird feeling
Poor Jemma, it’s ok for you to not be okay girly
May is back!
The inhuman monster is odd.
Jemma why do you want to go back? What is it?
Andrew is going to die isn’t he? I have a bad feeling about this
Is Frye the monster?
What does the ATCU know?
So he transforms like a werewolf? Nope not the same guy, just a inhuman who is allergic to inhumans
The monster is Lash?
Be safe Mack and Daisy
The Playground is such a pretty building
Lash does transform like a werewolf, I was right just had the wrong person. But why did he not go after Daisy?
Hunter that did not work like you thought
Ward is regretting his life decisions seeing May
Oh, Andrew. I’m sad that I called it.
Jemma just talk to Fitz
Good job girl, tell him. He wants to help you
Episode 5 - 4,722 Hours
Do we get to find out what was chasing Jemma?
Not her going straight into science mode
Who has her trapped? Is it someone else who got sucked up by the monolith? Why did he trap her?
What is coming, random guy? Is that why you’re underground?
Will has been there 14 years!?! How did he end up there if it wasn’t the monolith? How did NASA get them there?
So Will was right? There is something and it was what was hunting Jemma
Jemma has a plan
She wants to go back to save Will
What is “It”?
Kill the thing Will
You found Fitz girly
Fitz is willing to save Will even if it breaks his heart
I guess Will succeeded
Episode 6 - Among Us Hide…
Andrew is alive!?! How?!?
Andrew wasn’t the one who was shot
Is Banks Lash? Seems possible
Good cover ideas
Stakeout time
Roselin house was broken into, Phil is observing, and getting distracted apparently
Bad Hunter
Hunter has a point, but yes you do have anger issues
“Anything?” “Guy shops at Costco.”
Why was Roselin’s house broken into? What is she up to?
What is going on in HYDRA?
Banks isn’t inhuman, but could he still be Lash? Probably not, but what is he doing?
This is ATCU!!!! And Phil is there!?!? What is he thinking about this?
You can not cure them, Roselin, they have changed entirely. You want to help, but there isn’t a way to.
Get them, May and Bobbi!
Andrew is Lash?!?
That’s why Lash didn’t go after Daisy. And why Andrew hasn’t cleared anyone for Daisy’s team
Is she trying to make sure Lincoln isn’t traceable? That’s sweet
Episode 7 - Chaos Theory
What is May going to do about Andrew?
Can Andrew control it?
Very hypocritical of you to talk about secret Andrew
I don’t think Andrew can control it, he can’t control it
Daisy and Rosalyn are aposing forces
If there is a way to cure inhumans they need to find it. There probably isn’t, but if there is.
Lincoln, no! Bad idea!
Daisy saving the day, and making Rosalyn like her at the same time.
Poor May
The space logo and the castle ruin kinda look like the arena club pin from Agent Carter
Hunter is FitzSimmons hipeman
Is Rosalyn HYDRA or is she being played?
Episode 8 - Many Heads, One Tale
I thought season 3 was hive? Is it the second part of the season?
I’m pretty sure HYDRA’s greatest power was the tesaract which they no longer possess and haven’t since WWII
Coulson has a angle and a plan
And voicing those concerns is a good thing Mack
A bit of a pyro Ward?!?
Daisy could just hack the ATCU, Lincoln, but Coulson had other plans
Hunter is quite good at running his mouth
“And you dove through a hole in the universe for me!”
Yay! FitzSimmons kiss!
Be fast, be smart, Bobbi
The HYDRA dude is in the US government
Andrew don’t listen to him
Where are they? Oh no
Hunter is trying to be super British
They’re making inhumans! Oh dear…
Daisy has the whole building under her control
No one outside of SHIELD should know about THATI
Malik is playing everyone and making a inhuman army
Are Malik and Ward going to work together?
HYDRA is older than RED SKULL!??
Is that a mini Monolith? A small part of it
Is that what Hive is? An inhuman so evil it was banished?
Andrew wants out
Episode 9 - Closure
The fancy table setting for the hamburgers
Oh poor Rosalyn
Coulson telling you his plan kinda defeats the point of making you acting directer Mack
And Fitz and Simmons have been kidnapped
Why did you have to kidnap Thomas Ward, Phil?
So both Grant and Christian were telling the truth kinda
Real, Thomas, real.
What did he change his name to?
Go Thomas, put him in his place
We are outgunned, outmanned, outnumbered, outplaned
You have to assemble a team, Mack
Mack will be an amazing director
Coulson has gotten crazy, is TAHTI wearing off? Stop being stubborn and stupid Phil
Episode 10 - Maveth
This place is so creepy yet beautiful in a way
I’m not sure if that is the best idea Fitz
Poor Coulson
Yay Joey
The power rangers, Mack always has the best nicknames
“Nervous to be here” “I’m not”
“Cut off one head and blah, blah, blah”
Let me guess the canun is the graveyard
There coming for you Jemma just hang in there
Don’t let Andrew out, we don’t know what they did to him. He will probably turn into Lash!
Poor Andrew, turning into Lash looks so painful
What is the plan Will? The no fly zone, got it
Hunter, Mack, and Bobbi are an amazing trio
Joey melted the bulits, nice
Ok, Coulson get him
Mack has the right idea, but probs to Daisy for staying.
Oh no, it’s not Will
Run, Fitz, Run!!! Coulson Hurry!!!!
He tried to bring Will back Jemma, but Will to bring back.
How did Ward/Hive get through the portal!!
Episode 11 - Bouncing Back
President Elis is still president is what shocks me. I would have left office after being strung up like a piñata
Yay Joey
Mack has been kidnapped
What is Fitz up to?
Fitz, he was not Will anymore, it’s not your fault you couldn’t bring him back
I think Ward’s body is decomposing
I wonder where this underground base of HYDRA’s is
Mack trying to speak Spanish is funny
What did the inhuman do to Bobbi and Hunter
Elena and Daisy are going to be a fun duo
Not the hand lol
Daisy’s like someone has a crush
Elena has a nickname
Is Malik alive?
Elis is picking Talbot
Episode 12 - The Inside Man
Hive is seeing Ward’s memories
That’s why it’s Hive, it’s a hive mind isn’t it
Don’t need to cut of hands, Coulson’s already was
Fitz really tricked out this hand
She is a SHIELD agent Lincoln, fighting is fun for her
They are so cute, I don’t want Lincoln to die, I know he’s going to though
Kreel can counter act terogenisis!?! That better not fall into the wrong hands
Hunter use your head dude, you are making so much extra work for Bobbi and May
I did not see that coming, is Elis in on it too?
Nope Talbot is being blackmailed, not actually HYDRA
Lincoln wishes he never went through terogenisis doesn’t he?
Why is Hive so obsessed with Ward’s body?
Malik is not going to give Talbot’s son back. You can’t trust HYDRA.
Lincoln is worried he is going to hurt people, that he is going to break, that he will lose to himself
They are communicating so healthily
I know it’s supposed to be blood, but it looks like barbecue sauce
Bobbi and Hunter are in the plane!
Episode 13 - Parting Shot
Is President Elis supposed to be a Republican? He has a red tie. Was that a political choice or just a patriotic color choice?
Do Bobbi’s batons have magnets? They came right back?
How do Bobbi and Hunter get caught?
I bet Malik had the dudes killed? Nope Russian general did (wonder what his power is)
Not Daisy trying to hack the old computer with a keyboard she can’t read
Don’t get caught Bobbi (I know she’s going to)
Is the General actually an inhuman, or is it a manipulative tactic?
May knows how hard it is to sacrifice love for the greater good
Not Daisy trying to translate on her phone to hack the computer. She needs a mini portable computer or something like that built into her suit or something
He either turns invisible (Hunter mentioned that last episode) or into a shadow
He can bring his shadow to life, fun
Dark Force, like Zero Matter Dark Force
Bobbi and Daisy speaking Russian is funny. The girls like to commit to the bit.
This is how Bobbi and Hunter get arrested
They are willing to sacrifice it all to save SHIELD and their friends. They’re willing to die as long as they do it together
It’s a spy’s goodbye
Daisy is dressing more and more like May each season
Mack is losing his best friends
Mack was probably the witness at Bobbi and Hunter’s wedding (I’m going to headcanons that)
Episode 14 - Watchdogs
Mack’s family? Younger brother?
Are those paintball guns? No! Not paintball guns!
Did Lincoln not pass? Or is there another reason?
It’s a building
Howard Stark!
Mack’s right, Daisy
May let Jemma try to help Andrew
Stupid idea Ruben
Don’t go into the creepy basement!
Daisy stop being irrational
Is Blake an inhuman? Why is he alive and well?
Why is it not working?!?
Lincoln rain it in, good job
Blake was a hologram, so where is the real Blake?
Mack’s secrets were about safety Ruben!
Mack finally made his shotgun-ax
Mack stop getting shot dude
Malik’s behind it
Has to be related to inhumans
Blake is pearlised and in a wheelchair
He is one of those ‘freaks’
Is that a warhead!?!?!
Episode 15 - Space Time
A inhuman who can cause visions/nightmares
They gave Lincoln a gun, does he even know how to use it
Those visions are not at all confusing or vage
Why are the wine glasses so big? They look comical large
Coulson has a point, but will it work
Hive’s cadence seems different than Wards. The way he breaks up his sentences is different
Andrew? Oh Andrew
Yes it is both Ward and not Ward
Daisy don’t go into there!
Oh Malinda. He loves you so much
“Day got weirder”
So leave Daisy alive, (and Lincoln technically)
Lincoln can’t engage Phil, he got hit in the head by a fire extinguisher
It’s not snow it’s ash
You tried Daisy, but you did not have the full picture
What tech do they want?
Episode 16 - Paradise Lost
Land mines great
I wonder what the kree thing does?
No teragenis chrystal for you
That’s why HYDRA is an octopus
Phil is having an extatenchal crises
Why Paradise Lost though?
Hive got Stephanie to trust him in order for him to get to Malik
Not good, not good
Elana and Joey!?!?
Where is this base located?
Why does he want Gidon, Stephanie was loyal to the cause?
Episode 17 - The Team
Elana and Joey!!!
Jump out the jet, fun
This plane was new man
Elana and Joey have such fun powers
Lincoln’s powers are so cool in a fight
Lincoln be careful, Hive is probably near
He’s not died Joey
“I can still fly”
The plan was to have them capture Malik
But did Joey kill him? No he didn’t
Mack learned Spanish for Elana 😍
That’s the infiltration, the dead inhuman, not Malik
Oh look, Lincoln is now the team doctor
Fitz is as squishy as I am
Lincoln was trying to give you meds so you heal May
Kaboom! The question is who?
Joey’s is definitely the one infected
I was baited, definitely didn’t think it was Lincoln, I don’t think it is Lincoln
What does the artifact do though?
It’s Daisy that’s infected
She knows everything about the base, she has the advantage
Lincoln has every right to be angry right now
She’s bringing the Playground down
Hive called her Skye
Lincoln’s going to sacrifice himself to free Daisy from Hive
Episode 18 - The Singularity
Lincoln the human generator
This is by no means your fault Mack, even though you know Daisy doesn’t mean you saw it coming
May is a great pilot
Fitz and Simmons look amazing
They’ve already got Alisha
Daisy and Hive are recruiting, great
What does the artifact do?
Hive wants Lincoln
Lincoln you’re in danger, calm down, Coulson is trying to keep you safe
A shield for the director of SHIELD
Poor Mack just gets caught up in everyone’s love lives. When is it his turn? Elana’s mad at him right now though.
Inhumanville
Episode 19 - Failed Experiments
Is this the og Hive?
“That’s true, that sounds worse”
Can you kill Hive? How do you plan on doing that, Phil?
Hive’s plan is to make everyone inhuman. Then he can control them all
Fitz, you’re not being a good tiebreaker dude. You can’t play both sides
If you were going to do that Lincoln, you should’ve done it in a containment unit
Oh Lincoln
It’s a kree homing becan
But why does he want the Kree there? He’s trying to get Kree blood, isn’t he
Is Carol Danvers technically an inhuman, she was transfused with Kree blood?
Save Mack from what Daisy? Hive? Exactly
Is Daisy so strong because she has extra Kree blood?
No end scene
Episode 20 - Emancipation
We’ve hit Civil War
Coulson’s secret elevator?
Daisy looks terrible, you have taken too much blood
Hive wants to control everything, simple
Does Daisy mean she’s listening, or is she actually nearby
Elana is what Mack needs
Lincoln is a mess
Everything is at stake Talbot, everything
The watchdogs bit of more than they could chew
It’s doing something, the question is does it have the desired effect
They gave Lincoln too many things in his room
It won’t work Talbot, you don’t have time
It kinda worked? But are they inhumans?
This is when Lincoln dies isn’t it
The inhuman whisperer definitely Mack
Lincoln played Daisy, they sent Lash
Hopefully this plan works
Andrew can kill the parasite, well at least in Daisy
Yup it’s a warhead
Episode 21 - Absolution
Is this a dream? Yup
Daisy looks a lot better
Mack does not want those kill switches, Lincoln
Oh great, they have a missile
They were underwater, ok
Phil is not obeying traffic laws
I’m not sure he’s convinced Fitz
Hurry, guys, hurry!
Yay, Fitz!
“This about your turtle speed!”
Ronald and Ronald 2
He didn’t mean a hammer
Daisy stop blaming yourself girl
He is going to see the memories of every host isn’t he
Keep going Lincoln
He stuck in the memories of his hosts
Not them just staring at Yo-Yo
Disconnect the Warhead?
Hive has been taken over by Ward’s memories
Are they just going to drop the warhead? How are they going to use it without the missile
The really small plane
Stasis gel, good idea
What about the warhead though?
Hive being in stasis isn’t going to kill the parasite
Lincoln don’t listen to Hive, you are absolutely what Daisy needs
Daisy is definitely going through withdrawal
Episode 22 - Ascension
Daisy is going to ground the Zephyr, not intentionally, never mind
May and Fitz made it on the plane
Coudarize the wound
These things are not very bright
It didn’t like the heat
“It stunning”- about Coulson’s hand
They use infared
“A science hunch”- a hypothesis?
This jacket is making me nervous. I know it’s Lincoln not Fitz, so I’m confused how it ends up on the quinjet
Fitz cloaked a gun
Now Daisy has the jacket
Fitz is an engineer, if anyone can stop the timer he can
So that is where the quinjet came from
Who gets the jacket next?
Did Lincoln stowaway on the quinjet? How does he die?!?
What is Coulson’s plan?
He’s a hologram
Not the Star Wars reference
Lincoln has his own jacket, he’s not going to wear Fitz’s
The doctor got hurt, great. Is this how he dies? How does the jacket end up on the quinjet?
Talk her down, Lincoln
Shotgun-ax! Shotgun-ax! Shotgun-ax!
You tried, Lincoln, you tried. You can’t stop Daisy when she sets her mind to something
Daisy! A parasite behind you! (someone get the reference please)
How the heck did Lincoln get on the quinjet? Like how did he make it there?
Daisy, he’s already dying, let him save the world in the process
Poor Daisy has a terrible love life
He loves you so much Daisy
I can’t decide if those are amazing last words or horrible last words to each other
Not Lincoln’s blood floating away from him
Lincoln coming to an understanding with Hive
Hive wanted to be like everyone else again, but his evil nature made him go about it wrong
Daisy ran away didn’t she?
She is Quake now!
What is Phil doing? Who are the people he’s looking at? Is Daisy helping other inhumans?
She has entered her emo stage
Coulson as a field agent
What is Radcliffe up to?
He’s making robots, great, cause that ended so well for Tony and Bruce
