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𝚊𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚠𝚊, 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚑𝚘𝚕 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚜; 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚒 𝚜𝚊𝚢...𝚓𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚑𝚘𝚕
𝚊𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚠𝚊, 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚍; 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚓𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚕 *𝚜𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚑𝚘𝚕*
If you're ever sad, just remember that Bokuto rang the fire alarm to know how firm he should press it
DOING THE GIVING HEAD PRANK ON THE KARASUNO BOYS (PT.1)
warnings: kinda smutty, idk lol
characters: shoyo hinata, tobio kageyama, daichi sawamura, koshi sugawara, ryu tanaka, asahi azumane, kei tsukishima, yu nishinoya, tadashi yamaguchi
a/n: if you don’t know what this trend is, it’s basically just someone getting on their knees and acting like they’re about to give their partner head but not lol
find pt.2 here
tsukishima
- you and tsukishima have the kind of friendship that has everyone around you thinking you’re dating
- always teasing each other, play fighting, “fake” flirting
- it’s pretty obvious that you two have a thing for each other
- well pretty obvious to everyone but you two
- one day you invite him over to just hang out while your parents are away for a little
- he responds to your text with “the only way i’m coming over is if you give me head. wouldn’t come over otherwise.”
- and you respond with “obviously. why else would i ask?”
- that was the way you two joked with each other ALL the time
- some people think it’s strange, but it works for you guys which is all that matters
- although this time you wanted to mess with him extra
- he gets to your house within the next five minutes, the two of you living in walking distance of each other
- as soon as he rings the doorbell, you open the door, get on your knees, and tie your hair up
- and he FREAKS
- “Y/N!!! YOUR FRONT DOOR IS WIDE OPEN! EVERYONE CAN SEE!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!” he yelps as he quickly enters your house and slams the door shut.
- you laugh hysterically at his reaction
- “you did not actually think i would suck you off in front of all my neighbors did you? my god tsukishima, that reaction was priceless.” you cackle
- he turns bright red and scoffs at you in return, crossing his arms in frustration
- “i’m sorry, i just saw the opportunity and took it.” you apologize
- “no that was good. i’ll admit, you got me.” he says throwing his hands up in defeat.
- “you? admitting defeat? hm, maybe i will actually give you head.”
- before he can respond, you’re on your knees again. and this time, it isn’t a joke.
kageyama
- you and kageyama have only been dating for all of one week
- a very fresh and new relationship where you are still getting to know each other
- you were at his house, laying on his chest as the two of you were sprawled out on his couch
- you were watching tiktoks on your phone while he was scrolling through twitter on his, when a video popped up on your for you page that gave you an idea
- kageyama is a bit awkward and gets flustered easily, whether he wants to admit it or not
- so you knew this little trick would be fun
- you wriggled yourself out of his embrace and got on your knees in front of him
- his eyes were glued on you, wondering what you were up to
- “what are you doing?” he asks with a quirked eyebrow
- he sits up so now you’re positioned perfectly in between his legs
- “what does it look like i’m doing?” you respond as you begin tying your hair back
- “i-i, i uh, i don’t know. that’s why i asked.” he stutters, already getting flustered.
- you place your hands on his legs before moving down, his breath hitching
- then you swiftly let go and look under the couch and pick up the dollar you had conveniently placed there for this prank
- “looking for this, duh.” you say, waving the dollar around
- “oh god.” he sighs before burying his face in his hands.
- “i can’t believe i fell for that.” he mumbles into his hands
- “should’ve seen how eager you looked.” you chuckle lightly
- he removes his face from his hands and reveals a very flushed and embarrassed looking kageyama
- “you’re so cute when you’re embarrassed.” you tease
- “shut. up.” he groans
Virtual Friends | Dipper Pines x Reader
English isn’t my first language, so please excuse any mistakes.
Characters: Dipper/fem!reader. Mabel is mentioned.
(Y/S) stand for “Your state”/(Y/UN) stand for “Your username”/(Y/C) stand for “Your city”.
Word Count: 1676 words.
Though many people don’t believe, virtual friendship is possible. People often say it’s dangerous or that you can’t replace personal interaction with that… But what if that’s what someone is looking for? Dipper never had many friends in real life, and also didn’t have much luck in the virtual life, although he met some nice persons online. But he had something else. It was there that he met (Y/N).
The two of them had met on a forum about games and quickly became friends. And eventually he developed a crush on the girl. But of course he had a problem. She lived in (Y/S), which was far away from where he lived, lowering his hopes of someday get to see her.
But he never stopped trying. In fact, he had talked with his parents about it, but they didn’t seem to take the idea in a good way. They started to talk about how dangerous it would be to find someone who he had never seen in his life. Mabel seemed to cheer up, making thousands of questions about how the girl was and if they would be good friends. Possibly.
After the negative reaction that his parents had about his friendship with (Y/N), Dipper was upset all through the time he was in school. His mood has not changed much when he got home, throwing himself on his bed. He had told (Y/N) the night before that his parents were cool people when it comes to send him on trips to other states. He practically has confirmed to her about his trip to (Y/S). Now he would have to take back everything he said. Dipper could not stop thinking about whether she would or would not be disappointed with him.
The boy crawled to his computer and started to get into random sites, trying to distract himself from the bad day he was having. Suddenly a notification appeared on his screen, letting him know that a new message had been sent to him.
(Y/UN) (16:43): Yo Dipitty-Dip.
A smile appeared on his face and his heart began to beat faster.
(Y/UN) (16:43): I’m happy to announce that my last test was today and I’m dead, thanks.
PineSplicer (16:43): It means that you are already on summer break.
You don’t know how much I envy you.
(Y/UN) (16:44): Don’t be fool, I always knew it.
But it will come for you soon.
(Y/C) IS WAITING FOR U MAH FRIEND.
Dipper stared at the keyboard for a few seconds and took a deep breath before he started to type.
PineSplicer (16:44): About that…
I think it will not happen.
Sorry.
(Y/UN) (16:45): Oh that’s okay.
My BioShock 2 Multiplayer will have to wait a little longer. :c
He could not define if she didn’t care as much as him about they getting to meet each other or if she was just trying to hide her sadness with jokes. One or another, Dipper felt reality hitting him hard. They probably never would see each other.
He was in love with a girl who he would never see.
A girl who he would never hold.
Or kiss.
Nothing.
He never felt bothered about it before, just talk with (Y/N) has made him the happiest guy in the world, but he wanted more. More from her. More of them.
Dipper threw himself on the bed once again, staring at the ceiling for some minutes. He ignored when the sound of a notification of a possible new message from (Y/N) filled his room. He remained on his bed, slowly falling asleep.
The boy didn’t know if it was just him or if it happens to everyone, but the more upset he was, easier for him to fall asleep at random times. And usually these naps ended up lasting for hours, causing him to lose most of his day.
And that’s exactly what happened. Dipper woke up and the Sun could not be seen shining outside the window anymore. Darkness enveloped his room and only the moonlight gave the place a bit of light. He rose lazily from his bed, glancing at his phone. 22:55. The boy growled. He had really lost all day.
He stared at the nothingness in his room for a while, then turned his attention to his computer, crawling for it again. The page he was before going to bed was still open, as his conversation with (Y/N).
(Y/UN) (16:57): Dip?
(Y/UN) (17:12): Dippy?
Are you this upset for not being able to play Bioshock? haha
(Y/UN) (18:29): Dipperrrr.
(Y/UN) (19:35): Did I say something wrong?
I’m sorry.
(Y/UN) (20:46): YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND
BEST OF ALL BEST FRIENDS
Don’t leave me alone in this dark and gloomy night.
(Y/UN) (22:30): Dipper?
The boy felt embarrassed while he was reading her messages. He was upset but he didn’t have the right to leave the girl talking to herself.
PineSplicer (22:59): Sorry.
Are you still here?
(Y/UN) (23:00): As the old saying goes:
The flower always springs at night.
Once again a smile appeared on his face. It was normal that only a conversation with her improve his mood.
PineSplicer (23:00): I’m 100% sure that this saying doesn’t exist.
(Y/UN) (23:00): Where did you go?
Dipper could feel his face heating up.
PineSplicer (23:01): …
I guess I was a little upset that I can’t see you.
I wanted to meet you.
I want to.
(Y/UN) (23:01): Oh Dip.
Someday we’ll see each other, we just have to wait.
Meanwhile we live like banana with sugar.
Sugarnana.
PineSplicer (23:02): Seriously now, from where do you get these things?
(Y/UN) (23:02): Family xD.
PineSplicer (23:02): My sister also say some strange things sometimes.
(Y/UN) (23:02): TRUE!
PineSplicer (23:03): …
?
You don’t know my sister.
(Y/UN) (23:03): ACTUALLY…
(Get ready for the biggest shock of your life).
I AM YOUR SISTER!
~Plot Twist~
The possibility began to hanging around his head: Mabel could be (Y/N)? Both of them acted similarly sometimes. And he had never seen a picture of the girl, as he had always refused to show himself to her. A shiver ran down his spine. He could not be in love with his own sister.
(Y/UN) (23:04): Just kidding.
But I talked to her today.
Okay, Mabel have talked to (Y/N) and this could be worse than Mabel being (Y/N). His sister knew shameful stories about him and let her talk alone with the girl he liked could not be a good idea. Dipper held his breath.
PineSplicer (23:05): Don’t.
Toy.
With.
My.
Heart.
Girl.
(Y/UN) (23:05): MabelDash.
Funny girl.
PineSplicer (23:05): I don’t know how to react right now.
What did she say to you?
(Y/UN) (23:05): Meh, she didn’t say anything important.
Finally his breath was released and he was relieved to feel the air filling his lungs again.
(Y/UN) (23:06): SHE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING…
BUT GET READY FOR THIS…
She send me a photo of you.
Okay, it was definitely worse than anything Mabel could have told her.
Of course, someday Dipper expected (Y/N) to see him, but it had to be on time. With the right photo. Why the hell did Mabel had to do that? What photo did she send? Did she just ruined every chance he had with the girl?
PineSplicer (23:07): No.
No.
No.
(Y/UN) (23:07): Don’t worry Dip.
You’re super cUTEE.
If Dipper’s cheeks were no longer hot after confessing how he wanted to meet her, after the girl’s compliment it must have been like two tomatoes. Then he saw his chance to get to see her too. And he used it.
PineSplicer (23:08): …
We’re in an unfair situation here.
(Y/UN) (23:08): Hang on.
Didn’t take more than a minute for him to receive a photo, making his heart beat a little faster than normal. (Y/N) was beautiful, perhaps not the most beautiful girl he had ever seen in his life, but she has charm. A lot of it.
(Y/UN) (23:10): Gimme your opinions.
PineSplicer (23:10): You’re super cUTEE.
(Y/UN) (23:10): Learning huh Pines?
You love me so much.
Don’t deny it.
PineSplicer (23:11): I don’t.
(Y/UN) (23:11): Good.
Because your sister told me that you’re whisper my name around your house. c:
That’s enough.
First, Mabel had sent a photo of him to (Y/N) without his consent, then had told the girl about his crush on her? Why did Mabel had to talk to (Y/N) in the first place?
Dipper was lost looking at the screen. Then at the keyboard. Then back to the screen. He didn’t know how to react. What should he say? Admit it? Deny it?
(Y/UN) (23:16): Too quickly?
I wasn’t subtle.
Sorry.
But hey…
Look at the bright side:
You’re my virtual crush too. o/
Dipper stared at the screen, rereading again and again the words written by (Y/N), trying to take in everything that was happening. That day had already taken so many twists that until midnight he was sure he would have a heart attack.
(Y/UN) (23:20): Too quickly again?
PineSplicer (23:20): Nah.
You always say things on the perfect time.
(Y/UN) (23:20): Cheesy.
I like it.
Keep doing it.
Another smile appeared on his face, this being wider than the others. Nothing over his day could have prepared him for that, for their conversation, he had a chance with her and he wasn’t going to waste. Anyway, nothing could have prepared him for what was coming next.
(Y/UN) (23:27): My parents wouldn’t let me go meet a virtual friend who lives in another state either.
But I may or may not have some relatives in California.
And I may or may not have been able to convince my parents to go visit them.
Your sister may or may not have helped me to convince them to let me go there during the trip.
And I may or may not already be on my way to Piedmont.
PineSplicer (23:28): Don’t.
Toy.
With.
My.
Heart.
(Y/UN) (23:29): Going into a tunnel here. :c
See you soon Dippy ♥.
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Masterlist
This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:
How to unclog a toilet without a plunger
How to fix a blown fuse
How to fix a leaky faucet
How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower
How to escape from a house fire
How to make a budget and stick to it
How to sharpen a knife
How to clean a self-cleaning oven
How to clean red wine stains from carpet
How to clean blood stains from fabric
How to clean grease stains from fabric
How to do a load of laundry
How to iron your clothes
How to test your smoke detectors
Cooking Skills:
How to tell if produce is ripe
How to know if food is expired
How to properly sanitize a kitchen
How to cook an egg
How to make rice
How to make pasta
How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely
How to use a gas stove
How to use a convection oven
How to cook meat safely
How to use a stand mixer
How to use kitchen knives properly
How to make mashed potatoes
How to make grilled cheese sandwiches
Health Skills:
How to stop bleeding
How to treat a burn
How to do CPR (on an adult)
How to do CPR (on a child)
How to do CPR (on a baby)
How to help someone who is choking
How to save yourself if you are choking alone
How to read a nutrition label
How to treat frostbite
How to recognize when someone is having a stroke
How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule
Mental Health Skills:
How to calm down during a panic attack
How to help someone who is suicidal
How to meditate
How to stop self-harming
How to recognize problem drinking
How to choose a therapist
How to deal with disappointment
How to cope with grief
How to raise your self-esteem
Relationship and Social Skills:
How to apologize
How to cope with a breakup
How to accept criticism
How to deal with bullying
How to argue in a healthy way
How to ask someone out
How to break up with someone
How to recognize an abusive relationship
How to rekindle a damaged friendship
How to speak in public
Job Hunting Skills:
How to tie a tie
How to write a resume
How to write a cover letter
How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)
How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)
How to properly shake hands
How to nail a job interview
Other Skills:
How to sew on a button
How to hammer a nail
How to change your oil
How to put gas in your car
How to jump-start a car
How to pick a good password
How to back up your files
How to write a cheque
If there’s ever anything you want that isn’t on this list…youtube it. Everyone always comments on my handiness, but everything I know comes from an old guy and his iphone.
Everything.
18-Year-Old!Five Hargreeves x Fem!Reader
Author’s Note: The parts in italics signify a flashback, regular font signifies the present. ALSO, Five is 18 in this y’all. It’s easier to write it as if they’re all older tbh, we DO NOT stan pedophilia in this house.
Word Count: 3,919 (haha sorry)
Five loves you. He loves everything about you. But it’s hard for him to express that, so he decides to conceal it.
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Rocks Beside the Road
Daryl Dixon x Reader
A/N: For @rhyatt-deauxtreve // the original post got deleted.
Summary: On the road to Alexandria, you find comfort in reading.
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Tokyo Ghoul : Human s/o
Tokyo Ghoul HC : human (s/o)
This song was stuck in mah heart forever so forgive me! 😓
🐠Ayato🐠
You know you have to be a real special person for Ayato to like you.
Especially if you’re human.
Atari hates human.
Because the last time he trusted a human, it costed him his family.
So take your me time to show that you don’t have any ill intentions.
Once you had broken down his walls, he will protect you with his life.
Remember Ayato is an Cancer, main keys points of an Cancer sign is emotional and vey nurturing.
Will always check up on you.
🤡UTA🤡
I mean, it’s pretty obvious that he’s a ghoul.
Or is it?
“But honey. It’s an tattoo.” “In your eye?”
He has all types of clients; humans, ghouls, the CCG.
So nothing will change much.
Except he’ll try to be discreet about eating his fingers. Or eye balls.
“Ooh babe, wanna try it?” “Is it a candy?”
“To me.” “Gross UTA!”
He lives in one of most dangerous part of the Tokyo, business is good there.
Not the people aren’t.
📘Kuro!Kaneki📘
If anything you must have be dating before the incident.Which raises questions about Rize….
Like Hide, he’ll hide it from you,but you’ll find out eventually.
Bad case scenario, an ghoul attacks you.
Worst case scenario, he attacks you.
But it happened, now what?
Are you going to report him? He would!
Millions of questions filled his mind as did the anxiety.
If you break up with him, he’ll understand.
If you stay with him, part of him adores that you accept him but now he nervous about boundaries.
Especially during sexual activities..
🦋Yomo🦋
Immediately assumes you’re a cop.
He puts his family/friends first.
No matter what.
If you ever find out, it depends on how strong your bond is.
If not and it gets dangerous, he’ll break it off.
If it is, you’ll be protected by him and the crew.
You’ll definitely have a role there.
Maybe helping the struggling ghouls or the ghoul children to blend in.
You’re his, and every ghouls knows that.
🐛Shiro!Kaneki🐛
This is a very stressful part of Kaneki’s life, try to remember that.
If he seems like to be avoiding you, he has a reason.
It would be a message from God if you actually ended up together.
Marks his territory on you.
Makes sure his scent is in you.
You’re his motivation,
when he loses his mind, you’re his anchor on reality.
🐰Touka 🐰
Most likely you guys met in college or at the coffee shop, she’s not very talkative at first.
If she likes your presence, she’s talk a little bit.Just the light moments, she is very conflicted on telling you.
She doesn’t want to lose the connection however she also wants to strengthen your relationship.To get to know the real her.
If you find out, it’s now or never.
Immediately thinks you hate her. But if you hold her hand or kiss her.
Anything, she’ll protect you and love you forever.
😍ETO😍
Reading books together.
She knowing that no ghoul would ever dare to put their hands on you.
Not unless they want them ripped apart.
She loves to observe you.
You’re so cute and adorable.
“Yeah I’m a ghoul.”
Finds her clearly obvious dishes in her refrigerator.
“Maybe Eto, we can make spaghetti today.”
You make spaghetti for two. But you add something for Eto.
🍔 Tsukiyama🍔
Umm he might try to make you into a dish at first.
The fact that he could easily kill you.
With one swipe of his hand, it’s over.
It excites him…
“My love, my darling, it’s so delicious on how naive your are!”
You should fear me!”
This went on for hours..
It wasn’t until you threaten not to cuddle with him tonight.
“No my little pie! Come back!”
What type of person do you think Gakuho's wife is? What kind of relationship do you think she has with her husband and son?
Hmmmm, that’s a very hard question to answer since there’sso little information about her. There are only a few facts that Matsuiprovided that relate to her in any form, but they do give me a few ideas:
Fact #1: She’s a housewife - If she married an education freaklike Gakuho, she must highly value education, as well as supporting otherpeople’s successes rather than focusing on one’s own successes, so I can seewhy it’s a popular headcanon that she would be a teacher. However, seeing thatGakuho and Gakushuu hardly take care of themselves, I’m glad there’s someonewho devotes herself to countering that a bit and adding a little more balanceto the family. I’d like to think thatshe forces them to actually sleep, even just a little. Basically, while Gakuholikes to focus on helping many kids become successful, she probably prefers tofocus on helping the people closest to her become successful, like her husbandand son. Gakushuu seems to think he’s special (I mean, he totally is), someoneborn to rule over others, but while part of that is likely a result of hisextraordinary talents, another part of that might be that his mother, in herdesire to focus on him and watch him succeed, dotes on him a lot.
Fact #2: She (probably) appears in chapter 119 - I know that there’ssome debate over who the woman in the background was, but if she was just aservant with no blood relation, it wouldn’t be necessary to include her exitingthe scene and obscuring her face. The symbolism of her walking away holds someimplications that make me a bit uncomfortable though. If her values are closerto young Gakuho’s, I doubt she accepts the inequality he has institutionalizednor the pitiful relationship between him and Gakushuu, but it doesn’t seem likeshe actively fights against it. Instead, she turns away from it and ignores it,even when it’s right in her face like in chapter 119. To be fair, Gakuho is a stubbornold goat, so it might just be that she has given up on arguing with him abouthow to educate/ be a dad, but giving up on combating his toxic beliefs whenthere’s a kid in the house is really irresponsible. Until 119, I even thoughtthat she must be gone because I don’t see any influence in Gakushuu’s beliefsother than from his father. The only one leaving a visible imprint on Gakushuu’sworldview is Gakuho. Ideally, she should have been the one to help Gakuho cometo terms with Ikeda’s tragedy and keep him on the right path, not Korosensei. Iwant to believe she’s a badass full of fighting spirit like what I’ve seen manytimes on Tumblr, but I can’t see that fitting in with the rest of the canon.
Fact #3: In the extra where Gakuho is teasing Gakushuu, he callsher 母さん (Mom) - This might seem random, and that factdoesn’t stand out to me personally since most parents I know refer to eachother as “Mom” and “Dad”, but Japanese people on twitter seem to think it’sadorable. I have no idea what kind of connotations this has in Japan, as I’venever been to Japan and my Japanese professors have never talked about this, butbased on what I’ve read, it’s a really doting way to refer to her, especiallyconsidering his usual aversion towards acting like anything other than a “teacher”.It’s evidence of some degree of tenderness, so as long as she feels the sameway, their relationship is likely being repaired now that his sanity isrestored.
In short, my impression is that she’s likely a verynurturing person who loves seeing her loved ones succeed, but even though sheprobably disagrees with Gakuho’s more unethical ideas and the state of hisrelationship with Gakushuu, she mostly just ignores the problem. Things areprobably going well now though.
*As a side note, I’d like to add that a very popular theoryin Japan is that she’s an American girl he met at Harvard since her hair islight and since he got married and had a child several years earlier than theaverage for a Japanese man (the average is about 30, and he had Gakushuu whenhe was 26). It looks like they’re eating a western style breakfast in chapter119, especially with all that meat and bread, so I support this theory.
Hi everyone. I’d love to get started with writing, so if you could leave Oneshot ideas for Assassination classroom and Tokyo ghoul that would be great.
Affection (Karma Akabane x Reader)
Commission for @violet-ines
Something different than my usual BNHA writings, but it’s been a while since I wrote some Karma, so it was nice to be able to mess around with his character once again. :) Thanks for the commission Violet! I hope you liked it.
I also still have commissions open right now for anyone interested. Send me a DM if you are. It can be BNHA or any anime character I feel good enough writing. Thanks, and enjoy! :D
A cool breeze whipped around the overpass, causing the female who stood atop it to pause a moment, glancing out at the city. It was a warm sunny day for July, with the added benefit of the heat wave has finally passed.
And since she had nothing better to do, aimlessly wandering around seemed like the perfect thing to do. Anything beat sitting at home with her parents, listening to her father scolds her for the low attendance and her mother beg him to not scream at you. It would always end up with the two of them fighting.
You had long accepted that your parents were not happy in their marriage. You had long accepted that one day they would get a divorce. You had long accepted that you might be the cause of this unhappiness, as you were not exactly planned.
Get your aunt drinking during the holidays and she lets all sorts of things slip from her mouth: unfiltered opinions, family secrets and crazy theories surrounding the government. And so when she spilled that your birth was the result of not being careful enough and that you were an ‘accident’ as she phrased it, it made you start to realize a lot of things about your life.
But, the one thing you couldn’t accept, the one thing you didn’t understand- was why your parents were still together. IT was obvious by now: to you, them, the family, neighbors and even the people you passed in the grocery store… how unhappy you family was.
So why stay together? Why make your life miserable? Why try to make something work that clearly wasn’t?
Adults were complicated was what you came to the conclusion of. They thought they were doing what was for the best but in reality… they were doing the opposite of what they should be doing.
Maybe that’s why you never were home. Instead of opting for sleeping in parks and spending the night in your middle school’s literature club room. Honestly, you were lucky that the club president was nice enough to let you still be a member and crash there as often as you did.
But you hated going home. Your mother would drink, your father would yell and you would be used as some emotional tether or manipulative ploy to get their way, or win the argument.
And you didn’t need that. You’d rather sleep on an old couch at school than in a room filled with items that each attempted to buy your love with. If they truly didn’t give a shit about your well being, then you didn’t give a shit that you were only home one day a week now.
Stepping down onto the sidewalk and trying your best to push past people who were walking with the current, you finally reached your destination. A small corner arcade that had some of the best crane machines and arcade games in Tokyo.
Guilt money piled high in your wallet, you exchanged a few for a cup of tokens and started your mindless numbing and avoidant world of bright colors, filler noise, and 8-bit graphics.
Double click here, dash there, turn around and then the screen turns black. Reload another coin and try again. Defeat the enemies with ease, struggle slightly with the boss, and hook that pair of headsets just right. Wink at a few of the young kids who are impressed at your crane skills, ignore the stares of the older men, push down that feeling of choking in your throat and the splash of water in the corner of your irises.
All per usual in your days of bliss, and even longer now since summer break was in full swing. You could keep this up for hours, and then you’ll find somewhere to crash tonight. Maybe call up a literature club member and exchange a roof over your head for doing their homework or making their lunches for a week.
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Imagine that a future in which Gakushuu has a baby. How do you think the Asano family would react to the new member of the family?
Hianon! Woot! Time for a huge helping of fluff (a little angsty at first, though)! ^.^
Before the baby is born:
Upon learninghe’s going to have a baby, Gakushuu would feel a mixture excitement andanxiousness. He’d be excited since he finally gets to start his own family, buthe would feel very anxious about how he should act as a father. As Gakushuusaid in chapter 119, as far as he can remember, his house was like a classroom,so he doesn’t know how a father is supposed to act around his kids.
Thankfully,Gakushuu learned some degree of teamwork and sharing the burden back when hefaced off against Class E, so he would probably ask his s/o and maybe the othervirtuosos for advice as he awaits his child’s due date. Gakushuu loves doingthings his way, and he’s very prideful, but he’s able to recognize when hecan’t do something on his own (e.g. when he asks Class E to defeat hisclassmates), and that ability to ask for help will help prevent him from goingdown a bad path like his father did.
Gakushuuwould also buy loads of books and do a ton of online research to make sure thatevery single product he gets for his child is the best. He may be unsure abouthow to act as a parent, but he knows a good product when he sees one. He’d screen througheverything given to him at the baby shower, too.
On theother hand, upon learning his son is going to have a baby, Gakuho would feelpure excitement. After all, he has a new member of the family to teach! Hispersonality won’t allow him to show it though, so he’ll probably just casuallymention to his cram school students that he’s going to have a grandchild, nevermention it again, and then be oddly giddy and cheerful for the next ninemonths.
Gakuhowould also call Gakushuu nearly every day and give him all sorts of randomadvice for raising a child. He wants the best for his grandchild, too, afterall. On one hand, it will often be useful, little known tips delivered in amore efficient way than what Gakushuu’s books would offer. On the other hand,Gakuho lives on the other side of the world, so he’d call at weird times.Gakushuu would end up feeling a mixture of gratitude and annoyance toward thecalls and implore his dad not to call him when it’s 3:00 AM, but Gakuho would jokethat it’s good practice for when the baby arrives.
Afterthe baby is born:
AlthoughGakushuu would be very busy with his work, he would be extra-careful about notignoring his kids the way he was ignored. It’ll never be as often as he’d like,but he’d make sure to take some time off and play with his new baby. Gakushuu’sa very serious person, though, so he wouldn’t know what to play with. Beforethe baby could talk, he’d probably end up holding his kid awkwardly for most ofthe time. A lot of activities one is supposed to do with babies looks rathergoofy in practice, so he’d probably be a little embarrassed to do much elsebeyond holding them and reading to them.
However, oncethe baby was old enough to say what they wanted to do, Gakushuu would dowhatever they wanted, assuming it’s not anything dangerous. Since he wants toput his child’s wants first, he’ll even do something a little embarrassing ifhe has to, like playing peek-a-boo or singing nursery rhymes. He’ll be red as abeet from the embarrassment, but he’s gonna give it his all!
Thankfully,the Asanos are wealthy, so even though Gakushuu (probably) lives in Silicon Valleyand Gakuho lives in Japan, Gakuho would visit his new grandchild veryfrequently, which would give Gakushuu a break from the embarrassing and the exhausting stuff.
Gakuho’steacher instincts would activate immediately and he’d start teaching hisgrandchild all sorts of languages and skills. Since Gakuho opened his firstschool in the mountains, I think he must like nature a lot, so he’d probablytake his grandchild on walks and point out different plants and animals tothem, telling them all sorts of random facts about the living things aroundthem. Because of these walks, his grandchild would probably think their grandpais really cool, blissfully unaware of how scary he can be.
UnlikeGakushuu, Gakuho would do all the embarrassing children’s stuff completelyunfazed. He’d be super into peek-a-boo and singing nursery rhymes. This wouldshock Gakushuu, but Gakuho would point out, amused, that he’s done all thisbefore for Gakushuu and there’s no rational reason to be embarrassed to dokid’s stuff with kids.
Gakuholoved to brag about his son (and also himself when he was younger), so there’sno doubt that he would brag about his grandchild with every opportunity he has.If there’s no cram students to brag to, he’ll brag to a random stranger, and ifthere’s no random stranger, he’d just brag to his son. He’d be like “Mygrandchild is so good at learning! Did you know he/she can already speak in threelanguages?” and Gakushuu would just say “Yeah, I know. It’s my kid. I livewith him/her. I was there when you taught him/her that (ಠ_ಠ)”
Thanksfor the ask anon! This ended up a lot longer than what I was expecting, but Ihope you find this an enjoyable read!
♡ and 💚for Karm and Asano then? Sorry for asking for so many ><
💚: how do they feel about love? about falling in love? about being in love?
Karma Akabane
He’s not too keen on falling in love. Although he wouldn’t mind if you were the one pursuing him and he may or may not be interested in you as well but he’d try and keep his feelings separate as his parents aren’t really much of a good role model for love in his eyes.
If he ever found himself falling in love, he’d want to push it away, drag it out and stomp on it. Karma can go either way with being really rude to you or being somewhat nice in his teasing with you.
Asano Gakushu
His doesn’t really have any strong feelings about love. Asano’s philosophy is that if he falls in love, he wouldn’t stop it but he won’t go chasing it on his own. He does have a lot of things to juggle.
If he finds himself falling in love, his immediate reaction is to kill it and hide it under his bed. He can’t risk having someone he cares about being used by his father to make him focus on his work. Although if you’re persistent, he’d accept his love for you and try to protect you the best he could. He isn’t above using the other virtuosos as his eyes on you/ bodyguards.
♡: how do they act, consciously and/or subconsciously, around people they are romantically interested in?
I’ve answered Karma here.
Asano Gakushu
Would act a lot more doting and caring even if he doesn’t mean to. He is totally up for constantly asking you if you need help or your opinion on school matters. He cares about the school and what the students think… even if his data is from one person.
He would end up in your line of sight often, not meaning to deliberately, this boy just wants to be closer to you and available if you need his help. Especially if there’s another person in the picture. Asano just wants you to rely on him and look good in your eyes. He only really cares about your opinion… not in a super creepy way though.
You can find him giving you small presents here and there, thanking you for helping the school and some other stuff excuses he makes to give you small trinkets. These gifts can go from cute school supplies to your favourite snack. They’re always little things though, he doesn’t want to go overboard and out his crush on you.
The Asano Graduation Album Info-Dump
It seems like there’s bits of information from the Graduation Album floating around on Tumblr and elsewhere. It’s hard to tell which pieces have been mentioned already, so I figured I’d translate all the pages related to the Asanos and stick it in one post. Compared to the first data book, there’s much less regurgitation of info from the manga, plus I thought Matsui’s word choices in his descriptions of them were pretty interesting (“He shines like a star”… really Matsui?), so it seems reasonable just to give you all the whole text! It’s still a sizable amount of text though, so it’s entirely possible that there could be a few errors .w.
I numbered the sections so that you can see which part from each page I’m translating since there’s pictures that go along with some of the text.
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“Freddie treated the cats like his own children. He would constantly fuss over them, and if ay of them came to any harm when Freddie was aways, heaven help us. During the day the cats had the run of the house and grounds, and at night one of us would round them up and bring them inside. But that night Goliath was missing. Phoebe, Joe and I ran through the house. Still no Goliath.
We knew that if Goliath wasn’t waiting with the other cats when Freddie got home, he’d go completely berserk.
We kept searching and searching, but by the time Freddie arrived home, shortly before midnight, Goliath still hadn’t returned.
We owned up right away, ‘We don’t know where Goliath is. We can’t find him anywhere,’ Joe told Freddie.
From Freddie’s look we knew that his day at the studio hadn’t gone well. This was all he needed. worried by what might have happened to the kitten, he was close to tears. He ran around the house and garden calling for Goliath. He asked where we’d looked everywhere.
Freddie became frantic, and in deep despair he hurled a beautiful Japanese hibachi through the window of the guest bedroom. It was the hibachi we had spent all our time in Japan searching for so diligently.
when Freddie clamed down we talked about what else to do. Joe suggested putting-up ‘lost’ posters in the neihbourhood, and Freddie said he would offer a £1000 reward.
I went out into the garden one last time calling for Goliath. Then I heard a car pull up in Logan Mews. I heard a front door open and close, then the tiniest of squeaks. I flew out of the house in the direction of the sound. Goliath was crouched under a car, shaking.
I picked him up and went into the house. Freddie was over the moon. For fiveminutes or more he poured his attention on the kitten, cuddling and stroking him. Then, like a mother, Freddie scolded the cat, shouting and screaming at tiny Goliath for leaving Garden Lodge. The dark ball of fur just sat there, listening calmly to Freddie’s outburst and purring loudly.”
Jim Hutton - Mercury and Me
WHY WAS FREDDIE SUCH A SWEET SOUL
Polaroids
(Peter Parker x stark!reader)
Summary: May gets Peter a camera for his birthday, and ever since then he can’t stop taking pictures of you. He always kept them in a box in his room, but one day someone finally finds them.
Warning: SMUT, fluff, language
Word Count: 4.1 K
A/N: Okay I’m sorry guys, just bare with me. I’ll open requests soon, it’s just I’ve got a lot of work and i don’t have a lot of time to just sit and write. But stay with me ;) Also if anyone finds a way for me to post smut on another link that won’t get taken down my tumbler, please hit me up!
Peter clicked the shutter button, capturing your pose. He continued to take pictures of you doing random stuff.
“What’s interesting about Chemistry homework Peter?” You asked, as Peter put the Polaroid down on your desk, letting the picture appear gradually.
“Nothing, but its you who’s doing it and you look beautiful,” Peter answers, sitting in front of you and continuing to snap pictures.
“I’m wearing sweats and hoodie,” you reply, as you look back down at your work.
“Your beautiful no matter what,” Peters says smiling brightly. Your cheeks heat up at Peters words and you lean in giving your boyfriend a kiss.
“Your cliche,” You mumble into his lips, Peter smiles against you.
“Anyways, I also need pictures for photography class.” He scoots back in front of you as you let out a whine, missing his touch.
“Can you just hold me,” You say, sounding a little too needy. Peter couldn’t help but laugh, your lips forming into a pout.
“One kiss,” he says, putting his camera aside and crawling back to you. He sits in front of you, his hands cupping you cheeks. You sit up a little, so that your back his straight against your bed. Peter leans in, connecting his lips to your soft ones. His tongue moves against your bottom lip, swiping across. You open your mouth, letting Peter slip his tongue in. A quiet moan escapes your lips. His hands slip under your hoodie, holding your bare waist, going up a little. Your arms come around Peters neck, pulling him down, closer to you. But before anything else could happen, Peter pulls away with a soft laugh. “Let’s stop here before we get off track.”
Peter tries to pull away, but you hold on tight. Peter laughs at your neediness, and kisses your neck. Your eyes close, as you feel Peters lips. God they were so soft and gentle and wet. “Baby, you have to finish your work, and I have to take pictures.” Peter continues to kiss around your neck, you letting out heavy breathes. But soon he snaps out of the trance that is you, and pulls away. You whine as Peters hands slip out of your hoodie and move back to his camera. You give him an annoyed look.
“Come on angel, we can do this later. Let’s just finish.” Peter says, moving into a comfortable position to take pictures.
“Fine.” You huff, laying on your stomach as you look back down at your chemistry textbook.
A few minutes past, and the feeling between your legs won’t go away. Peter moves to your desk, spreading the pictures he took of you, smiling at them as he did. That’s when you finally thought of a genius plan.
Peter comes back sitting in his spot. That’s when you start.
“Hey Peter?” You say sitting up. Peter umms a yes, not setting the camera down as he continued to snap pictures. “Is it hot in here?”
“No, not really,” he answers not thinking twice about it. You take your bottom lip between your teeth as you lift your hoodie over your head, leaving you in just your bra. You see Peters breathe hitch in his throat. The camera comes down, as he begins to stutter.
“W-what are you doing?” You shrug, looking back down at your work.
“It was just getting hot.” You look up at him through your lashes, his camera was on his lap and not up by his eye. “Is that alright?” Peter stutters more.
“Y-yea, t-that’s just-just fine,” he lifts the camera back up to his eye, as he takes a big gulp. Peters eyes couldn’t help but trace over your body. He found himself admiring the way your sweats hanged loosely on your hips, and the way your hair came perfectly around your shoulders, just drawing attention to your breasts.
You shifted again, this time leaning against your bed, discreetly pushing your chest out. Peter licks his lips. That’s when you move to the next step. You lift your hips off the ground, tugging your sweats down your legs until they were fully off.
Peter froze. “Y/n?”
“Yes?” You answer, as you look at Peter with pure innocence.
“N-nothing,” Peter says quickly. You look down trying to hide the smirk forming on your lips. You then lay down your stomach, Peter still in front. You wanted Peter to catch on what you were wearing. And he does. His eyes look over at your ass, you were wearing his favorite red thong, unexpectedly. Peter hasn’t taken one picture, since you’ve taken your pants off.
“Your not taking pictures?” Peters eyes quickly go to meet yours.
“O-oh y-yea,” you sit up slowly, letting your cleavage show as you get up. You sit on your knees, your head cocking to the side a little. Peter finally got to see the full piece clear as day. You were wearing the whole set, he didn’t really notice because of all your moving but now that you were sitting up, he saw it all.
“Hey Peter? Don’t you need some pictures of people posing? Not just random shots?” Peters eyes lingered on your body but ultimately looking at your eyes again. He nodded slowly, knowing exactly what you were thinking. “I can pose for you. If you want?” Your voice low, and seductive.
“Y-yea,” Peter says as he shifted in his position. As Peter moved a little, your eyes flickered down to the very, clear and evident bulge growing. You licked your lips, as you stood up.
“I’m going to lay on the bed. Ok?” You say turning around and swaying your hips as you made your way to the bed.
“Ye-yea o-ok.” Peter didn’t move an inch, his body frozen as you crawled on the bed, finally laying in the middle. You wait a couple seconds before turning to Peter.
“You coming?” Peter quickly gets up, pulling at his pants a little. He moves to the end of the bed, holding his camera up. “So what should I do?” You rest back on your elbows, your legs crossed at the ankles, and your eyes staring straight into Peters.
“A-anything,” you nod, laying side ways on the bed. Peter starts taking pictures, one after the other. You then move your hands up, entangling themselves in your hair. Peter moves around the bed, trying to get every angle, and finding the best lighting. Your roll around in the bed, giving Peter different poses, every now and then you’d bit your lips, and look down at his cock, making people shiver. Then you start to pose sitting on your knees, your legs spread apart and hands on the waistband of your thong.
“Fuck baby,” Peter says under his breathe. You look down, Peter harder then ever, and that’s when you move on with your plan. You stay in that position, your hands coming around your back, unclipping your bra. Peters fingers freeze, lowering the camera slightly. He watches as you let the straps fall down your arms, and throwing it aside. His eyes go over your erect nipples, just thinking of sucking them.
You then move into a different pose, Peter continues to snap pictures of you, but his boner making him uncomfortable. Every new pose your in, makes Peter want you more and more. And that was your plan. Finally your on the last step of your devilish plan. You lay against your headboard, lifting your hips up, and slowly slipping the thong down your legs. You move slow and careful, your eyes looking into Peters. And when the thong is off, you spread your legs out, as your finger trail down your heat. Dipping your finger into your core, you let out a quiet moan, which sends Peter to take his last photo.
“Fucking hell baby!” He slings his camera over his head, placing it on your nightstand, jumping on the bed. His body settles between you legs, his lips attaching to your nipple right away. Your head falls back as Peter sucks and bites on your nipple. You hold his head close to your chest as he moves to your other breast. You let out a moan, making Peter eyes shoot up. He quickly sits up, getting his sweater over his head then standing on top of the bed. He shakes out of his pants and boxers. His cock, twitching and you could already see the pre-cum forming at the head.
“Look what you did to me,” You smile up at Peter, as he sits down again.
“I was just posing,” You say teasingly. Peter lays you back down on the bed, as he kisses your neck, sucking on your sweet spot and grinding against you.
“Fuck Peter.” You moan as you buck your hips up, needing him. Peter let’s out a laugh, as he brings his face close to yours.
“So needy,” Peter says as he lowers himself down your body.
“Please,” You say quietly. Peter hands rubs your sides as he takes a bold lick up your folds. He then slips his tongue between your folds, sucking roughly on your clit, your hands holding his curls. He then dips his tongue into your core, as he tongue-fucked you. The feeling sent shivers through your body, bucking your hips up. Peter held your waist, pushing down a little.
“Stay still angel, I’ve got you.” You nod as Peter goes back to your throbbing pussy.
Soon enough, after a few more flicks of his tongue, you come. Peter takes in all of your sweetness, as he licks around, not living anything behind. Your chest is heaving, Peter coming back up. His thumb wipes the sides of his mouth, licking off what’s left. He then takes your lips into his.
“You taste so good,” he says into your lips. You look up at Peter, eyeing his very hard, very erect cock.
“Can I ride you?” You ask looking back up at Peter. He smiles at you, his cheeks flush.
“Yea.” Peter flips the both of you over, you straddle his torso, leaning down to kiss him. Your lips trail to his neck, taking the time to suck and nibble. Peter holds your ass, as your hands tangle in his hair. You reach over Peter’s head to the nightstand, grabbing a condom, your breasts in his face, Peter gives you a teasing lick on your nipple. You laugh at the gesture coming back and moving back to straddle his thighs. You pumped his cock with your hand then slipping the condom on Peters cock. He then helps you sink down onto him.
“Fuck y/n,” Peter moans, his head falling back against the pillows. That’s when you start to rock your hips, grinding into his dick. Finally picking up the pace. You move up and down his length, Peter holding your waist as you moaned loudly.
“Shit Peter!” Your hair falling to one side. Peter bends his knees, bucking his hips up meeting yours. Your hands hold his chest, moans leaving both your lips. “Ohh fuck Peter, fuck!” You then start to move faster.
“Y/n, shit baby!” The pace giving Peter a better feeling. He was so close, his head thrown back and eyes shut. “B-baby, come for me,” you continue to ride Peters cock. He then brings his fingers to your clit, rubbing rough circles, trying to make you come before he does.
“I’m close-Fuck I’m s-so close-“ You feel the familiar knot in your stomach. Peter continues to thrust up.
“Come for me angel, come all over my cock,” Peters words sending you over the edge. Your head goes back, your hands gripping his shoulder, letting out a throat ripping moan. Peter comes right after you, one hand still holding your waist as the other gripped the bed sheet tightly, so his super strength wouldn’t hurt you.
You both come down from your highs. Peters hands rubbing up and down your thighs as you pushed your hair back, your fingers combing through. The sweat on your skin seemed to glow from what Peter saw and his eyes widen. “Stay there!”
“What?” You hold still, afraid that something bad will happen. But that thoughts out of the window when Peter reaches for his camera. Peter’s soft cock is still inside you, the feeling relaxing. He fixes himself underneath you, tilting the camera up at an angle. The camera frame showing you from your torso up.
“You look breathtaking babe,” he says as he snaps the perfect shot. Peter pulls the paper out placing it on the nightstand. You then drop your hands, as they smooth over his golden chest.
“Thank you Peter.” You say leaning down, so your only inches from his face.
“For what?” His arm wraps around your torso so your chest is flush against his.
“For everything.” Peter smiles and captures your lips. Your noses rubbing together. Peter lifts the camera to the side, as he snaps a picture of the both of you kissing. You pulled away slightly, a teasing smile on your face. “Really had to ruin the moment?”
“It was just a perfect moment, and I wanted to have it forever.” He says with a small pout. You let out a soft laugh kissing his lips again. You then rest your head in the crook of his neck closing your eyes and wrapping your arms around his torso. You kissed his neck lovingly, as Peters fingers ran up and down your spin soothingly. “Can I take more pictures of you,” Peter asks softly.
You smile against his neck, “I can’t stop you,” Peter kisses the side of your head as brings the camera up this time snapping a pic of you laying on him. He continues to snap more and more pictures, placing each one on the nightstand. You sit up on his torso, as Peter snapped pictures of you. He cupped your breast, snapping one of his hand holding your breast as you closed your eyes. He also got pictures of you holding your breasts, and of you touching him. He also took many pictures, angled a little further down, showing your whole body, which showed Peter resting inside you.
“You feel so good around me,” Peter says, shifting underneath you. Your cheeks blush.
“Can I take pics of you?” Peter lowers the camera, raising his eyebrows.
“Yea sure,” he hands you his camera, you turn the lense so its angled down at Peter. Peter puts and arm behind his neck, the other ones continuing to rub your thighs.
“You look hot like this,” You say from behind the camera, Peter laughs at your words.
“Like this?” He repeats.
“Yea, your post-sex look is a major turn on.” Peter laughs as he moves both his hands behind his neck, looking up at you with a smirk.
“Is it now?” You roll your eyes, continuing to take pictures.
“Don’t have to be cocky.”
“I’m not being cocky!”
“Yea you are.”
“Fine I am, but that’s because your post-sex look is so much hotter than how I look.” His hands come around his head, dragging his fingertips up your thighs. “Your the hottest girl ever I’ve ever laid eye’s on. And the pictures of you are sexy as hell. Can’t wait to show them to my class.” Your eyes widen, lowering the camera.
“Nonononono, you cant show them the pictures of me, it’ll leak everywhere and what will happen when my dad finds out, and not just that, what about me, Peter! People will think I’m a weird seductive freak-“ Peters head falls back as he laughs. He lifts his body up, so he’s wrapping his arms around your body, his forehead against yours.
“I’m kidding y/n. I’d be damned if I let anyone see my girlfriend with nothing less then a shirt and pants on.” Peter kisses your lips. “Only I get to see all of this.” You smile against Peters lips.
“Ok, I trust you.” Peter kisses your forehead, your eyes closing at the feeling.
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“Parker, where’s your old suit, the one I first made you.” Tony shouted from the hallway. Peter was in the lab fixing his webshooters.
“On my desk, in the third drawer!” He shouted back, still focusing on what’s in front of him. Tony walks to Peters room, going over to his desk. He went to the third drawer opening it, and as like he said, there the suit laid. Tony picked it up examining the old suit, a soft smile on his lips. He was just then about ready to close the drawer before he found an opened box of polaroids underneath.
From the Polaroids he could see, they were cute and funny pictures of you, so he decided to take the whole box out, wanting to see more cute pictures of his daughter. He places the suit on top of the desk, as he collected all the Polaroids in a pile. Tony flipped through the pictures, smiling at Peters skills and the good pictures he’d captured of your laughs and smiles. He knew the two of you were together, he knew Peter was a good kid. But what he didn’t know is what happened in your relationship until now.
Tony froze, a picture of his daughter, with only her bra and sweats on. Tony shook his head, thinking of it as only one picture. Flipping to the next picture finding you wearing the same thing, this time the more he flipped the lesser clothes you had on until it was nothing. He doesn’t see the rest only going to the very end, finding the ones where Peter was holding your breasts, at least it didn’t show your breasts or below your torso, but the overprotective father feeling boiled in Tony. And then when he sees the pictures you took of Peter, showing your thighs straddling his torso, and Peter shirtless rubbing your thighs, he lost it.
Tony forgets about the suit, storming out of the room, moving down the hall. “Y/N IN THE LAB NOW!!” Your head shoots up from your card game with Bucky. You look at Bucky questionly, but he just shrugs, not knowing anything.
“I’ll be back, don’t look at my cards!” You shout, as you jog to your dad’s lab. When you walk in you find your dad standing on the opposite end of the table Peter was working on. You walk up slowly, your eyes furrowed together confused. You notice Peter has the same expression on his face. You turn your attention back to Tony, eyes moving between you and Peter, and one hand behind his back. “What’s up?” Tony doesn’t say a word.
“Mr. Stark you good?” Peter joins in.
“Dad-” Tony takes a step forward, you and Peter on the other side of the table watching him carefully.
“How old are the two of you?” Tony says, not acknowledging what you and Peter had said before.
“Seventeen,” you both answer.
“And what did I say?” You cock your head to the side.
“You say a lot of things dad, you have to be a little more specific.” Tony stares you and Peter down, you notice his chest heave.
“What did I say about sex?” Your eyes widen, and Peter shifts in his position.
“W-what?” Tony rolls his eyes, getting the polaroids from behind his back, dropping them on the table between the three of you. They spread across the table, your eyes widening, at the actual nudes of you and Peter. Peter coughs violently, as his cheeks heat you. You feel yourself turn red, the embarrassment burning through your skin!
“What’s this?! You had sex? You had fucking sex!” Tony points at the both of you with his index fingers. “And you took PICTURES?! YOU TOOK PICTURES WHEN YOU WERE HAVING SEX?!”
“It’s not a big deal dad,” you say, trying your best not to melt right then and there.
“Not a BIG DEAL? YOU GUYS TOOK PICTURES WHEN YOU WERE HAVING SEX!” Tonys hands ran through his hair.
“T-techincally, we took em a-after we had sex,” Your heads snaps to Peter.
“Peter?!” Peter’s face was beat red and Tony could feel his growing anger.
“Why? whywhywhywhywhwhyyyyyyy! Why have sex? Why?” You rub the back of your neck, as you rock on your heels.
“We wanted to, and we’ve been together for almost a nine months now, and I’ve known Peter for like two years, and it’s not like it was our first time doing it together-” Your quickly shuts. Tony’s eyes widen.
“You’ve done it more than once!” Tony turns to Peter, “You did my daughter more than ONCE!” Peter was rubbing his hands together, feeling his sweat build up.
“Y-yea,” Peter answers quietly, finally looking into Tony’s eyes. “But Mr. Stark… I’m not just having sex with y/n because of her- well I mean yea I’m having sex with her because its her, but not because I want her body- wait - no I mean yea I do that’s why we’re having sex because of that reason- but I mean like I’m not just having sex with her and leaving,” Tony cocks his head to the side, confused at Peter’s rambling, “W-what I’m trying to say is that I chose to give her that part of me because…because I-I love her.” Peter eyes turn to look into your wide ones. “I love you y/n.” His voice is soft. Your heart jumps out of your chest. Peter feels his nerves go up to a max, you were quiet, did he scare you, shit he shouldn’t have said that-
You leap into Peters arms, you hold his body close to yours, pulling back with a huge, goofy-smile on your lips. “I love you too Peter,” Peter’s bright, beautiful smile, takes up his face. He leans down connecting your lips. Your arms around his neck, pulling him closer. It was the perfect kiss, his lips against yours and they were so soft and good-
“Hello???” You and Peter pull away, turning to look back at your father. “Not in front of me.” Both your cheeks heat up, “And you guys better be using protection, I don’t need miny Peters and Y/n’s running around.” Tony had to admit it, he loved the both of you. You were his daughter, and Peter was the greatest kid he’s ever met, he couldn’t think of a better couple. Peter nods his head frantically.
“Y-Yea obviously Mr. Stark, we have a lot of condoms, I bought a lot, and I always have one on me, well not like on me on cuz that’s weird but like I keep some in my bag and-” You elbow better in the ribs, he lets out a small groan. Tony shakes his head, as he rubs his face. When he drops his hands, his eyes go back to the polaroids, and quickly look back between the both of you.
“Why take pictures though?” Peter cheeks heat up.
“I-I had to take pictures for photography and um well, after uh, you can say ‘break’, she just looked so beautiful and I wanted to have that memory.” Tony shakes his head, trying to get the image out of his daughter and Peter doing it..
“Take these pictures, I never want to see them.” Peter quickly grabs the pictures. “And you better hide them better, because if these leak they will be everywhere.” Your eyes widen, and you turn to Peter. Tony laughs at the both of you. “Now scam.” Tony turns around going back to his work, shaking his head as the smile on his face can’t seem to get off.
You and Peter run out of the lab, hand and hand.
“You were really just about to expose our sex life like that?” You laugh remembering Peter’s rambling a few seconds ago.
“You know I ramble when I’m nervous or when I think your dad is going to kill me!”
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But imagine Loki trying to take over GenZ
Loki: You misgardians are all beneath me. You are all worthless creatures.
Us: Well, ya ain’t wrong.
Loki: Yes- wait what. *eyes tearing up* I’m- I’m sorry, I did not mean that.
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Loki: I am Loki, prince of Asgard and-
Us: Well, with an ass like that, I can see why you’re the prince of Assgard
Loki: what I- no! I am your ruler! You will kneel before me!
Us: Well, usually I do that after the first date, but if you insist-
Loki *blushing*: wh-what?? No? Th-that is not what I meant- THOR, WHY HAVE THESE CREATURES BECOME OVERLY HORMONAL!
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Loki: I will rule your stupid realm! I will annihilate all of you mewling quims!
Us: lol pls kill me xx
Loki: I will kil- wait what?? No, I-I did not mean it like that- you’re life is valuable and worth fighting for- THOR WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE CREATURES!!!!!!!