Pelaná

27. Non-binary, pansexual Latinx clown. PAGAN POLYTHEIST OF MAYAN DESCENT. I have a degree in Visual Arts. Make up artist & hair stylist. Wannabe acrobat and contortionist.I write sometimes. This blog can from kittens to hardcore BDSM porn. 18+ NSFW

[sauce-gay]

Naruto, in bed: my pussy tastes like ramen

Sasuke, on top of him: god why the fuck do you do this every time

[blowmealeaf]

Sns headcanon: Naruto and Sasuke have a grand wedding, they’re almost going to release the doves, but instead Naruto gags and throws up the crow Itachi once gave him, which splits into a hundred crows that caw “I’ve always shipped it” and Itachi chuckles from the skies

[0bjto]

Shisui: okay today we’re gonna teach you guys how to be normal! And polite! And just normal human beings!

Izumi: yup and don’t worry it’s not that hard! Okay first! If someone says hello to you what do you say?

Sasuke: tch.

Madara: greetings are beneath me.

Fugaku: it depends if they possess the sharingan or not. because I don’t speak to non-Uchiha.

Itachi:

Obito: I read online you could cure depression by eating LSD but then a demon crawled through my cave wall and started screaming started screaming nIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHtmarE NIGHtMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHtmarE nightMare NIGHtMARE NIGHTMARE!!!

Shisui: hm

Obito: it might’ve been Zetsu come to think of it but it was very stressful.

Izumi: so. the answer I was looking for was returning a “hello”….but great tries…..I’m gonna go like. Smoke a cigarette or six and then well, uh, we will continue :)

[bananahomo]

kishimoto didn’t have to give the akatsuki nail polish…but he did it for us. aesthetic legend

[sauce-ori-oftheredsand]

in the name of the father

the son

and the holy spirit

amen.

[sarada-uuchiha]

🥀

[incorrect-uchiha-quotes]

Shisui’s first time at Itachi’s place

Itachi: *showing Shisui around the house*

Itachi: Sorry about the mess.

Shisui: This room isn’t even dirty.

Itachi: I was talking about my life.

[fineillsignup]

Mangaka: *draws a character who is tall and shredded and extremely attractive*

Anime: *chooses a voice actor who is 45 and has a voice deeper than Isaac Hayes*

The Narrative: and he was 14 years old :)

[anita-draw]

My first animation! 🍥

[genomynt]

Therapist: I see sadness in your eyes.

Uchihas: That’s my sharingan.

[sh1n0suk3-666]

[konohagakureship]

It’s because it reminds him of Itachi

So @akatzombie and I were talking about hair ties and this happened.

[bitchybreadpainter-deactivated2]

So that scene in the forest of death arc where Sakura cuts her hair with a kunai always bothered me cause I thought

“There’s no way she cut her hair that easily with that type of knife”

And my dudes

I was wrong.

[akatsukiarts]

madara saw it coming

road trip with the uchihas

[enviousinfluences]

11.22.18

you may tire of me, as our december sun is setting.

 And I’m not who I used to be. 

x

[akatsukiarts]

Draw the new sasuke meme

the REAL reason sasuke left the village

[actoons]

8.26.18

don’t you know that I’ll be around to guide you

through your weakest moments.