Naruto, in bed: my pussy tastes like ramen
Sasuke, on top of him: god why the fuck do you do this every time
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Naruto, in bed: my pussy tastes like ramen
Sasuke, on top of him: god why the fuck do you do this every time
Sns headcanon: Naruto and Sasuke have a grand wedding, they’re almost going to release the doves, but instead Naruto gags and throws up the crow Itachi once gave him, which splits into a hundred crows that caw “I’ve always shipped it” and Itachi chuckles from the skies
Shisui: okay today we’re gonna teach you guys how to be normal! And polite! And just normal human beings!
Izumi: yup and don’t worry it’s not that hard! Okay first! If someone says hello to you what do you say?
Sasuke: tch.
Madara: greetings are beneath me.
Fugaku: it depends if they possess the sharingan or not. because I don’t speak to non-Uchiha.
Itachi:
Obito: I read online you could cure depression by eating LSD but then a demon crawled through my cave wall and started screaming started screaming nIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHtmarE NIGHtMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHtmarE nightMare NIGHtMARE NIGHTMARE!!!
Shisui: hm
Obito: it might’ve been Zetsu come to think of it but it was very stressful.
Izumi: so. the answer I was looking for was returning a “hello”….but great tries…..I’m gonna go like. Smoke a cigarette or six and then well, uh, we will continue :)
kishimoto didn’t have to give the akatsuki nail polish…but he did it for us. aesthetic legend
in the name of the father
the son
and the holy spirit
amen.
Shisui’s first time at Itachi’s place
Itachi: *showing Shisui around the house*
Itachi: Sorry about the mess.
Shisui: This room isn’t even dirty.
Itachi: I was talking about my life.
Mangaka: *draws a character who is tall and shredded and extremely attractive*
Anime: *chooses a voice actor who is 45 and has a voice deeper than Isaac Hayes*
The Narrative: and he was 14 years old :)
My first animation! 🍥
Therapist: I see sadness in your eyes.
Uchihas: That’s my sharingan.
It’s because it reminds him of Itachi
So @akatzombie and I were talking about hair ties and this happened.
So that scene in the forest of death arc where Sakura cuts her hair with a kunai always bothered me cause I thought
“There’s no way she cut her hair that easily with that type of knife”
And my dudes
I was wrong.
madara saw it coming
road trip with the uchihas
11.22.18
you may tire of me, as our december sun is setting.
And I’m not who I used to be.
x
Draw the new sasuke meme
the REAL reason sasuke left the village
8.26.18
don’t you know that I’ll be around to guide you
through your weakest moments.