No Pain To The Tasty ✨✨

Yapping of the most endless degree

[iyaplikeapeasant]

Discovering how cruel and hateful the internet is was a formative part of my tween years

[iyaplikeapeasant]

If you let your feelings about the creator affect how you feel about the media you’re trying to critique then you aren’t a very good critic

[iyaplikeapeasant]

A personal pet peeve of mine is when someone hears someone saying hummus the correct way and there’s some dude in the comments going ‘that’s not how you say hummus it’s hum-is’

[iyaplikeapeasant]

I want to be productive but my body keeps me in my bed

[iyaplikeapeasant]

Babysitting these 2 demons, I want to shrink these children and put them in a box because they won’t stop running away with their stupid baby legs that haven’t seen labor beyond kindergarden

We wouldn’t have this problem if we just sent the children to the mines

[iyaplikeapeasant]

FOMO is driving me insane rn I have to do teenager shit this summer

[iyaplikeapeasant]

If you see a vile comment on any place in the internet, it’s better to assume that it’s a 12 year old who consumed the wrong media than to waste type typing out an argument

[iyaplikeapeasant]

I’m pretty sure that if Micheal Jackson was still alive he’d get into a lot of controversies, not because he did anything wrong though, the internet is just like that

[queenmelodis]

Thorax in my headcanon is ten lmao

[iyaplikeapeasant]

I love this concept so, if anyone else does it tag me PLEASE

[iyaplikeapeasant]

You cannot tell me that the changelings aren’t black, both before the reformation and after

[rotting-in-red]

Rb game

Explain your favourite piece of media in the SHORTEST way possible

Eg: danganrompa

Highschool Killing game which homosexuals and (mostly) horrible representation

Tags

@confessionsofarottensena @silvertrail-forgotten @plague-crane @the-impeccable-rin @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @dig1tal-devil @urlocalenigma @red-bean-bread @redthemarten @dokjas-lostselfpreservation

[columbinesinstarlight]

Sentient cookies witnessing horrors

@seminamed @03121995 @krystlandotherstuff @inexactgolem63 @laylacl9ck @yuuyakenonaka @ebitheaxolotl @kadekannibal

[ebitheaxolotl]

anti-cop rhythm game

@the-worm-from-the-string @ozzy-from-the-cafeteria @d1n0s4urzz + anyone else at all!

[d1n0s4urzz]

thx for tag!

elf man kills many creatures and machines because his friend cannot keep herself out of trouble

@rocky-save-grace @reggiehyperfixates @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @freaky-always + open

[mangoesssssssssssssssssssssssss]

Nuclear bombs and Nuka colas.

@rylandgraceisace

@12storyhouseowner

@hufflepuffweeb26

[12storyhouseowner]

when you do too well at work so your boss lowkey says you have to die

@strangerthingshappen @thefatdogwarrior @punkr0ck-wh0re +open

[strangerthingshappen]

depressed kiddo and his gang do drugs and have sex

@who-me-never14 @ezziethelezzie @abbiestacobellcrunchwrapsupreme @acid-miwi +open

[who-me-never14]

guy gets as many hr violations as he possibly can

@sammiiiithedummest @the-birat612 @howveryjellyfish &open tags :D

[sammiiiithedummest]

The pettiest generational beef known to man

And if we're gonna be specific:

Brokeback mountain for straight men

@heyimcelery @the-birat612 @carrotcake-systems @frogsdobegay + anyone else !!

[heyimcelery]

Underpaid night guard takes worlds most dangerous babysitting job

Tags @bylerbean @mj-rulesdaw0rld @chocolateandfictionaddiction @bylerbiscuit @pendragonstarz @the-ice-queen-623 @theblueshark @puppydogmike @queenofthearchipelago @funkopop547 @sourcarmellia and of course feel free to join or ignore anyways

[pendragonstarz]

closeted prefect and depressed traumatized boy that's investigating a death meet in an all boys school and fight the authorities with the power of gay

Tagging @awfulbells @ab0utellie @buckleybeat @sunchildsatoru @0ceansoftime @halflitpages @crunchie-morris + open tags!!

[halflitpages]

group of teenagers try to break their family’s “impeccable” long-standing public image by committing arson *gone wrong*

🏷️: @sweetcreatureeternal @flickergatechild @r5kittykat @oil4sale @90shorrorpaperback @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @willbyersismybioson @your-ivy-grows13 @abithetheatrekid @dessasink + and anyone else!!

[imicrowavedafirstgrader]

You and your French, lemonliking, boss are in a homoerotic relationship and he kills your girlfriend and eats your ear.

@happy-chaos-kid

[sakisleonidz]

trying to convince your mentally ill gf into not believing she is a literal god / angel

@kamisheep @the-koolest-kal @susie-heart

[the-koolest-kal]

medical drama with a shoujo romance in the background. in ancient china

open tags

[m3ow-w0w]

Wanna be an amnesiac who just got out of a 5 century coma? Wanna be a 𝓼𝓮𝔁𝔂 amnesiac who just got out of a 5 century coma and has guns?

[m3ow-w0w]

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE I FORGOT TO TAG PEOPLE OH MY GOD

@cosmosdystopia @tricornesrcool @mini-rat127 @thes1llyone @minokana-land @mojodojokasa @itsdacami @kanades-cup-noodles + open tags!

[cosmosdystopia]

corpse yaoi simulator

@itsdacami (get retagged) @pbjr @altariafan @loneanon-datfl @chrisberi2 @theniochopchomp

[theniochopchomp]

a ridiculously average guy and his queer friend group go into a tv and fight using the power of friendship

@kriskrossyippeetime @waffol0401 @this-is-oish + anyone else

[this-is-oish]

anxious girl from small town is actually God and also Doesn't Exist

@sktiger @megane-rat @awesomegoat1222 @shortcakedoggie-reblog @ahato-m1zuta + anyone at all :))

[ahato-m1zuta]

squids and octopeese become sentient because. of the dying wishes of humanity who were really impatient and flooded the everything when they bombed antarctica

@stellaoctangula9898 @thnks-4-th-vnm @evil-comic-artis-t @glitch-ink3 @unuzualzeal + anybodoyyyyyyy

[thnks-4-th-vnm]

Ohhh this is hard to pick

Man gets stuck in elevator and dies in various ways

@throughwavesofelectricity @k-l5 @karmamustdie-mp3 @thnks-fr-th-rats @agent-jay-walker @ezrablehh + open tags !

[ezrablehh]

family drama and money lust kills a girl

@sleepycrexture @glowmiser @imightbeapersonormaybenot @moonlit-moss-blanket @theyeasticoulddo @themorbiddarling @the-void-via @th3-c0g @ladylilyoflibraries (AS ALWAYS TELL ME IF YOU DONT LIKE BEING TAGGED GUH-)

[sleepycrexture]

A nun that people hate gets jumped because of her morals… and there’s an angel too ig

Open tags .. @deardajeong

[deardajeong]

codependent yearning made worse by broken legs and awful weather patterns

UHHHHH UHHH @glowmiser @toastghost85 UHHHHH IDK WHOEVER ELSE

[toastghost85]

Mary sue is part horse and fights useless goons with her useless rebel organization and useless government

@twinklefwinkle @ababelofviolence

[twinklefwinkle]

not gonna lie my favorite media rn is my ocs and if not that kotlc

military guy becomes gladiator and mogs current caesar

@babushka-of-chaossss @cyan-the-one @ihavenoconsistentinterests @impisback-tellafriend @bookishandartsy @bumbylbee @winchester-snoopy @camriluvsmacandcheese @tgeacemace

[impisback-tellafriend]

man fistfights vampires and manifest generational trauma while sharing a nickname with a famous child music artist

@violetthediva @er-idkhehe2 @asillylittleguy333 @the-blue-one247 @artemisiarising @cami11e4450 @witchesash

[er-idkhehe2]

uhhh robot is incapable of having sex so it destroys humanity, and they have no can opener.

open tagsss

[iyaplikeapeasant]

Really ugly guy almost bags a girl but she goes for the dude with better hair, also the villian is withered and old

@snickerzanddoodlez

[a-cup-of-whump-please]

A whump prompt I've rarely seen that I think should be used more often : whumpee food hoarding!

Give me a whumpee that steals, stores and hoards food as a result of being neglected and traumatised by whumper.

A whumpee whose basic needs were not always met in the past and who now, despite having been taken into caretaker's care, hides food because they fear that caretaker will stop providing meals.

A whumpee that will scarf down their food, stuffing it in their mouth, sometimes overeating to the point of throwing up.

A whumpee that will get defensive around their food, scared it will be taken away, or that starts spiralling when caretaker innocently mentions they're running out of something/that the fridge is empty/etc.

Give me a whumpee that hoards food!

[iyaplikeapeasant]

You would love iruma

[iyaplikeapeasant]

Shakira is coming for jazz

[iyaplikeapeasant]

It’s good that Anya is mainly surrounded by students her age in school because I don’t wanna know what that poor baby would see when she encounters the horrific place that is the high schoolers’ minds

[iyaplikeapeasant]

Paper avoids water because she just straightened herself, water makes her curl again

[iyaplikeapeasant]

People who downvote a fic on Ao3 or any other app without reading the whole thing suck

[iyaplikeapeasant]

There is a concerning amount of pedophilia in twilight, should we check on Stephenie Meyer?