i have two now

hi this blog is joke like my life

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Imagine your favorite character saying they wanna watch a scary movie with you. They turn on the move 'Rubber' and start crying by the third scene, you start wondering why you even hang out with them.

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Imagine your favorite character running their fingers through your hair. It goes from combing you with their fingers to gently petting / scratching your head. You begin to purr, for you are a cat

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Imagine your favorite character taking a bunch of buzzfeed personality quizzes. Hours after starting, they run to you, saying they found their true identity in a toaster and are destined to date Tom Skerritt

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imagine your favorite character finding out you have a cold / the flu. As you’re sleeping, they look through tons of websites for ways to help you get better. When you wake up, you notice your favorite character holding a large can of salt and a spoon. You try to sit up, and they tell you “good! now i can help you get better” and force feed you a spoon full of salt. They read that salt helps absorb bacteria and toxins that are making you sick. They’re wrong, and you might end up needing the hospital for dehydration

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imagine your favorite character carelessly whispering into your ear

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imagine your favourite character wanting to spice up your relationships. One night, they quietly whisper in your ear “im gonna put you in… handcuffies”

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imagine your favorite character coming out as a furry. whats their fursona?

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imagine your favorite character calling you a lemon stealing whore

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imagine your favorite character being addicted to the cinnamon challenge. they keep trying because they never lose.