Colbexpert

I am your host Stephen Colbert! Manuel (he/him) Aroace lotr nerd The sole reason I made a tumblr account was due to the fact that after 7 years of lurking I was fed up with the website's daily timer... Now I can freely explore it!

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Stephen Colbert singing "All I want for Christmas is you"

God I love his voice...

[izzyhomohands]

Update on my pundit miis:

-Seth fell in love at first sight with John

- When he asked me wether or not I felt it a good idea to confess I said yes. In the middle of the confession Colbert came out of nowhere declaring his love for John, who in the end, picked him 😭

(sadly my recording didn't work for this part but here is John confirming the result)

- It didn't last long, John and Stephen decided they were better off as friends

- Needless to say, Seth was heartbroken (this has never happened before to any of my miis) and however many pirouettes and cute poses Stephen struck, it didn't matter

- Seth had it ROUGH, he wouldn't even let me talk to him 😭

- Slowly but surely, however, he started to feel more like himslef and even hanged out with John again!

- I won't question their conversation but it seems to be going well

- And somehow Stephen still wants to be included...

[izzyhomohands]

I finally found some free time to add these old men as residents on my Tomodachi Life island

Needless to say, Jon and Stephen instantly hit it off and have been lounging together for the past half hour whilst Seth and John are for some reason doing exercises

Also, I must say, the lack of hair colour options honestly annoyed me so much when making Seth, I swear I almost lost my mind! I spent the longest on him and I'm still not quite satisfied...

Bonus, John in the void (don't worry, he enjoys it)

[bringthesauerkraut]

Actual footage of a real life Disney Princess

He's so cute 😍

Also rare legs appearance. They do still exist & contrary to popular belief are not just a pair of grey jeans grafted onto his torso 🤣

from Jon's Instagram

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This put a genuine smile on my face and made my heart melt, he is so precious, a real life honest to God Disney princess 🥲

Then my eyes travelled down his spine to the bit of skin exposed by his shirt and all the pure, innocent thoughts suddenly disappeared 🥴

[izzyhomohands]

Random conversation I had today with my friend:

Me: [points to a person in front of us who's wearing a red hanky on his right pocket] That guy must be into fisting haha.

My friend: What, why would you say that?

Me: Well, he's wearing a red hanky... And based on the code-

My friend: I don't think fashion should limit such things, it's rude to assume, why would you say that? Don't restrict others.

Me: I was having a laugh, do you even know what the hanky code is?

My friend: No?

The queer knowledge gap is real and I experienced it today for the first time 😭

[bringthesauerkraut]

Just a quick reminder that however annoyed you were/still are about Stephen getting cancelled, you're not more annoyed than Jon 🤣

That comics unleashed dig was brutal & did not get the reaction it deserved lol

[izzyhomohands]

I really adore how Jon and John are Stephen's no.1 (super)fans 😂

It's extremely endearing! Keep the digs coming boys, I am expressing my anger vicariously through you

[izzyhomohands]

Guess who's back with some more Late Night Text-posts!

Apologies for the long wait, everything has been a bit too overwhelming with the end of the LSSC and my workload increasing 😭

But I'm here to stay, so don't worry if I am ever inactive

Also, the Mondial has started! My country isn't participating so LET'S GO SCOTLAND!!

[izzyhomohands]

Both of these interviews are fantastic insight into Colbert and the historic Ed Sullivan theatre (+ the bonus photoshoot from People magazine 🥵🥵)

I am so glad we are getting more content now that the end is near but I can't help compare this to a dog getting fed chocolate before being put down...

[nauseatedwaitor]

Stephen for People Magazine 😍

[izzyhomohands]

Sexy as always 🤤

Me fondly looking at all of the photoshoots:

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I didn't know this was happening...

John geeking out next to them is killing me 🤣🤣

This is the greed they talk about in the Bible...

[izzyhomohands]

Haha, is this thing on...

[bringthesauerkraut]

My sad, beautiful blue eyed old man. 😍💙

[izzyhomohands]

Ooh the things I would do to this man... That slight back arch is making go crazyy 🥵

[bringthesauerkraut]

Stephen Colbert just called himself a bossy bottom chat how are we feeling

I'm honestly stunned.

Shocked I tell you.

Really...

...really...

shocked.

Flabbergasted dumbfounded & astonished.

Makes literally no sense whatsoever. 😜

(this post is made in jest & is for fun only. Also for anyone who doesn't know about the middle picture, Stephen took an ice cube from his drink, drunkenly rubbed it all over Andy Cohens ankle, dropped the ice back in his glass & carried on drinking)

[izzyhomohands]

This just in:

Local bisexual man surprises gay friends on New Year's Eve by being verse

[bringthesauerkraut]

TDS 2025 Lookback 🥳🤣📷

From TDS social media x

That Elmo picture will be my personality for 2026.

[izzyhomohands]

This is making me very emotional, especially Josh's picture 🥲 That is my baby boy getting ready to host aaaa

[actuallysara]

Heated Rivalry has got Stephen Colbert calling himself a "bossy bottom" and Anderson Cooper going "has Heated Rivalry made everybody insane? Is this the Heated Rivalry effect?" and everybody confirming that indeed it is. ON CNN.

[izzyhomohands]

The concept of Stephen Colbert being there with us in the cottage... or on the sofa watching tuna melt...

It seems as though we started 2026 on a good note

[izzyhomohands]

I can't belive the day Bowen Yang is leaving SNL they decided to bring Cher, THE CHER, to preform as a musical guest...

This is like taking your dog on the beach before you put it down... Why must they do this to me

[izzyhomohands]

Also I heard of this RIGHT after finished the fifth Heater Rivalry episode... The universe must really hate me

I am feeling too many emotions while it is currently 3 in the morning, I can no longer deal with this as I will be going to sleep. GOODNIGHT

[izzyhomohands]

I can't belive the day Bowen Yang is leaving SNL they decided to bring Cher, THE CHER, to preform as a musical guest...

This is like taking your dog on the beach before you put it down... Why must they do this to me