iamconstantine

21 y/o - she/her

[lassie-farce]

i bring an “every the pitt character is an empathetic human being deserving of empathy” vibe the party not ready to understand

[iamconstantine]

Boy I can’t wait for all the discussions about al hashimi to now be about her and robby’s confrontation except none of them will actually be about this fictional plotline between these fictional characters in this fictional tv show but rather about how your FEELINGS about this fictional plotline between these fictional characters on this fictional tv show must be a one-to-one demonstration about how you feel about all women, disabled people, and people with mental illnesses, so that no matter whose “side” your on (and you have to pick a side, the nuance is fictional too) you’re a -ist of some kind.

[iamconstantine]

Langdon: Things are really bad rn you should be helping instead of clocking out

Joy “Healthy Work-Life Balance” Kwon:

[nondelphic]

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

[captainsaltypear]

the way my heart dropped all the way to my ASS at this line

[katzebruh]

Introduction to my BackUp AU I'm working on

Basically, they managed to replace Caine with an AI that had been hidden away in the code, but it had been hidden for a reason

[xsiggix]

WHOS DRIVIN THIS BUS?🗣️🗣️🗣️

Twitter

[sporesgalaxy]

I liked the new tadc quite a lot

[smallpwbbles]

The next time Caine calls for an adventure is gonna be so awkward

[gusterr]

Episode 08

[liquidcatt]

STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY

[babyanimalgifs]

Nothing quite like watching a dog having a good time 

via @stevie_the_wonderdog

[raine-world]

Wet Beast Wednesday!!!!

[ceriseangels]

robby vs anyone that reminds him of himself in any possible way

[friccahacked]

Beautiful trans girl vs patron saint of workaholism

[utopians]

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

[utopians]

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

[youaremyeverlovin]

[effemimaniac]

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

[hubblegleeflower]

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.

[da-pitt]

[rusticfurnace]

dr mcsassy pants