Nothing is real but the girl...

Izzy•24•Texas Alien

[prettiestgirlinthemorgues-blog]

Lucifer by Paul Fryer

[thepapermice]

[maybe-you-need-this]

📷: By 장동원

[thenatsdorf]

“What did you do to your face ?!” [source]

[bitchtoss]

Debbie Harry photographed by Martyn Goddard, 1978

[vintagepales2-blog]

Statue of Neptune, Melenara Beach, Gran Canaria  by LA CÁMARA DE JUAN M. ORTEGA  (Unfortunately the statue has lost it’s right hand with trident  )

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was at a John Mulaney show and afterwards I managed to get in the elevator with him. It was just us and he said, “Sorry about this, I’m quite inebriated,” then he hit me over the head with a wine bottle and I passed out from the pain.

[king-jarrod]

Every goddamn time

[red-lipstick]

[cruel-bloom]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do

[flairina]

HABY BIRTDOY

[chabeonsky]

i dont remember how i found this image but it is not of my property

[winchysteria]

have i told you guys about my favorite scene in maybe anything, ever? please watch one day at a time

[apocalypsedreams-deact]

[withironhands]

Avengers (1963) #5

[starkexpos]

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

[niknak79]

[kewlbot-deactivated20181218]

[mollyfairhurst]