[demilypyro]

i always wonder where the repeated push to make Spider-Man have organic webs even comes from. inventing the web shooters always felt like a core Peter Parker moment to me, him using the nerdiness he got bullied for to establish himself, yknow. what's the benefit in having the webs be organic? is it somehow beneficial to the finance side of things? i would assume the opposite; how you gonna sell web shooter toys without web shooters?

[nerathul]

Apparently Sam Rami thought it was unrealistic a poor teenager could invent such a revolutionary things; also stay poor after doing so.

Also possibly wanting a metaphor for puberty and night emission???

[demilypyro]

SPIDER CUM?????

[mayahart]

THE GOOD PLACE (2016—2020) cr. Michael Schur

[viridiancolors]

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[depsidase]

[theaceofwords]

It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.

It has always been possible. It is still possible.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

boys exist purely as the larval stage of girls, everyone knows this.

[the-haiku-bot]

boys exist purely

as the larval stage of girls,

everyone knows this.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

even haiku bot knows

[lily-on-the-fence]

i love it when haiku-bot kaikus actually work with the 3 line structure of haikus. Like this is a really good one where the first line sets up this expectation of boys being perfect little beans which is then subverted by the second line. A lot of traditional haikus did this kind of thing and it's fascinating to see in the wild! ^^

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[thestuffedalligator]

I drew this in a fugue state last night

[thestuffedalligator]

#duck princess u dont know jt but thousands of autistic girlies on a website love you

She’s still very confused about everything but she says thank you

[glamrockmike]

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

[zxbuster-advent]

Unda's ship-sized sprite by 瀬尾@Seo_t

[shortandsadandstupid]

bird opinions?

I didn’t peck him as an interesting character in Worm, but Aidens been clucking up to be fantastic in Ward.

[yourockthebeatofmyheart]

I need y'all to watch this clip

[yourockthebeatofmyheart]

[flairina]

[mochimagiareport]

Magia etc. 73 Translated by Mochi

[etraytin]

Today’s Best Reddit Exchange

[ubercharge]

cloth mother, wire mother, and monkey baby's happy family :)

[ubercharge]

[ubercharge]

the mothers have a very relationship

[surenlicious]

"...Oh, but this will be your fate too."

They say a wraith haunts the kingdom grounds, and many have fearfully described it wearing the rumored dead princess' face...

In my story notes, I have a whole few journal pages dedicated to a Wriath!Suren and what she'd be like. She's a specter that can take on her mortal form but is no longer Suren. Its angry, enraged and its coming for everyone that harmed her.

[cryinganabell]

I hate anatomy