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Justin Anderson. 17. Boys. I have 99 problems and most of them are the fact that I'm not Beyonce.

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[eddysonline]

[c-dylopierce]

Are you being dramatic? 

[j---anderson-blog]

Never.

[schmalf]

[c-dylopierce]

Watch what you say because I might forget to grab a gift for you.

[j---anderson-blog]

I'm gutted at the mere suggestion.

[c-dylopierce]

Spending my entire paycheck on Christmas gifts. You better be grateful bitches. 

[j---anderson-blog]

How charming of you, Lopez-Pierce.

[lcgendsx]

Well fuckin’ hell then. Might want to keep them hidden anyways, some woman might be unfortunate and not have your boobs.

[j---anderson-blog]

I think I'll stay just as I am. Women are fortunate enough to have a look at me. I'd hate to deprive them of that.

[avassharpe]

Orphan Black Meme

1/6 Characters: Felix Dawkins

[lcgendsx]

I totally understand that it’s quite hot outside, and I also understand that most woman want the same rights as men, but I’d rather see you with some kind of top on than none at all.

[j---anderson-blog]

That's a shame. My boobs look fantastic this time of year.

[sarahjanesmanderson]

[j---anderson-blog]

I'm too sober to hear anything you're saying.

[buckys]

[viola-xo-blog]

[j---anderson-blog]

No, that's quite alright. I didn't need to use the mirror either.

[fricksivan]

darling i will be loving you till we’re 70

[lcgendsx]

Summer Schuester.

[j---anderson-blog]

Nice to meet you.

[lcgendsx]

Yeah —- you’re Justin, correct?

[j---anderson-blog]

Yup. Who are you?

[lcgendsx]

Getting attacked by my dog, which isn’t all that enjoyable. He’s a cuddle monster, but also very annoying at times!

[j---anderson-blog]

Right.

[lcgendsx]

[j---anderson-blog]

What are you doing?