The Daily Bugle

[j-jonah-jamemeson]

There is no such thing as a slow news day

Not with the spider menace still on the run

[memecaptainsteverogers]

mooseman13579 replied to your post “Captain Covered In Blankets Makes Triumphal Return; Daily Bugle…”

He’s a menace! A cozy menace!

It’s a well-known fact J. Jonah Jameson hates blankets. 

[j-jonah-jamemeson]

They’re the perfect hiding place for spiders.

[j-jonah-jamemeson]

Mr. Jameson, Spider-Man is on your ceiling! *is literally an action figure*

I need pictures! Proof! 

You can’t fool me so easily.

[j-jonah-jamemeson]

Rumors that I have become Commissioner of Gotham are false.

[j-jonah-jamemeson]

Spiders? Causing a menace?

It’s more likely than you think.

[j-jonah-jamemeson]

“Does whatever a spider can”

We all know what spiders can do. 

They are not our friends, nor should they be mistaken for such.

I am urging all residents to lock their doors, and keep the spiders outside. This will make them easier to catch.

#FindSpiderMan

[j-jonah-jamemeson]

EVERYTHING IS CONFUSING

In other words- it’s Spider Man’s fault