jordyn

bb side blog: powerofvethoe

[memescomedy]

[smute]

god how do people just function?!? its like i can either take care of my schoolwork OR keep my apartment clean OR look after my mental health OR have a social life… but never two or more at a time. no matter which aspect of my life is going well at a given moment, theres always 3 dumpster fires blazing away in the background. i feel like im playing adult whack-a-mole

[kyloren]

me, talking passionately about my favourite characters even though nobody is asking:

[wellbutrinboy]

someone: *tries to explain something to me*

me: i’ve never understood anything in my life next

[pillowintears]

Me rn:

[friendhub]

me: *accidentally isolates myself from my friends and disconnects from online communities*

me: whered all my besties go

[mikestoklasa-deactivated2016081]

me: i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it *immediately gets to it* ah,

[borderlinebeee]

someone who genuinely cares about and loves me: you know you can always talk to me right?

me, knowing full goddamn well I will never ever tell them all the shit going on with me: aw thanks ily I will

[godlymatt]

I saw this photo just earlier today and i just had to post it here 

[valtsv]

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

[valtsv]

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

[taronzegerton-archive-deactivat]

some of you haven’t spent countless hours thinking up a whole universe in your head to escape to and it shows

[hheartoutt]

rip to the two albums that deserved better but got snubbed by the grammys

[uranusign]

*leans forward until my nose touches the mirror* Sis, I love you, but you a whole dumbass

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

[h1234567890-deactivated]

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[maliketh]

Stupidest Most Dumbest Fucking Bitch Alive (self diagnosed)

[caloriq]

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second