Lady Alexis

she/her, 25, 18+, writer, furry, gonna need you to get cool with a bunch of stuff real fast

[medievaljournalist]

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[moth-moth-the-magic-moth]

#MyFly

[depsidase]

[haunted-hideaway]

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

[catboybiologist]

Can someone find me a screenshot of that tweet that's like "one of the little joys of the internet is watching shy depressed nerdy introvert boys become self obsessed hot girls" bc it's really hard to search for properly and I've found nothing so I'm using your collective saved memes as my database

Thanks in advance

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

THE MELODRAMATIC HOT GIRL SHITPOSTER TWEET

I love this tweet so much I stole part of it for my blog header. This request was written for ME

[catboybiologist]

Fucking THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS EXACTLY IT

[dark-miku]

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

[dark-miku]

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

[maidthings]

being a trans woman of course means people will accuse you of secret perversion while you're just chilling, but theres another side of the coin where people will paradoxically assume that you're too stupid to see the eroticism you're deliberately employing

[everydaylouie]

véritables préludes flasques (pour un chien)

[satelliteduster]

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

can’t make this shit up folks

[bastardbisexual]

[yousoseelie]

Counterargument, sweet back muscles

[cromodinamica]

* OH SHIT

[weiwei-uplink]

i am. very normal. yes. very. definitely not gripping my arm so hard it’s about to draw blood

[trash-fuckyou]

Audience note from test screening of VIDEODROME, 1983

[palebluepixel]

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

[yellow-cat]

has anyone else noticed that its awesome to have an anthropomorphic animal representation of yourself that you can draw in situations

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[badassdemonsword]

I wish ziprecruiter and indeed.com had cute marketable mascots so i could make paintings of them opening the hellraiser puzzlebox and getting their skin flayed onto a pillar

[chortlebot]

remake of this classic

[obscurevideogames]

Elebits (Konami - Wii - 2006)

[interyuurei]

Ppffllbbbpfpvfpbbttt…! Pause to breathe and purr/brux… Pfffffbbbllbbttbtbplblb!

[wcdonaldo]

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

[memesonthehour]

new favorite meme