we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

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we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers
a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”
#MyFly
I’m glad that OP:
1) Figured this out.
2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.
Can someone find me a screenshot of that tweet that's like "one of the little joys of the internet is watching shy depressed nerdy introvert boys become self obsessed hot girls" bc it's really hard to search for properly and I've found nothing so I'm using your collective saved memes as my database
Thanks in advance
THE MELODRAMATIC HOT GIRL SHITPOSTER TWEET
I love this tweet so much I stole part of it for my blog header. This request was written for ME
Fucking THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS EXACTLY IT
check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination
reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals
being a trans woman of course means people will accuse you of secret perversion while you're just chilling, but theres another side of the coin where people will paradoxically assume that you're too stupid to see the eroticism you're deliberately employing
véritables préludes flasques (pour un chien)
i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them
Counterargument, sweet back muscles
* OH SHIT
i am. very normal. yes. very. definitely not gripping my arm so hard it’s about to draw blood
Audience note from test screening of VIDEODROME, 1983
This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender
has anyone else noticed that its awesome to have an anthropomorphic animal representation of yourself that you can draw in situations
Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught
*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish
I wish ziprecruiter and indeed.com had cute marketable mascots so i could make paintings of them opening the hellraiser puzzlebox and getting their skin flayed onto a pillar
remake of this classic
Elebits (Konami - Wii - 2006)
Ppffllbbbpfpvfpbbttt…! Pause to breathe and purr/brux… Pfffffbbbllbbttbtbplblb!
slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect
new favorite meme