Nosepicker Blues

28 year old male, living in Michigan. these are my own writings, writing of others, quotes from people, characters, stories that I identify with or have influenced me. I'm sure there will be a few things that break that premise, but mostly that's what you'll see.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[deadcasino]

We fall to get back up-

[magiashley]

[djlegz]

everythin’ okay boy

[zorya]

And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?

[napalmism-blog]

[hellsatmyfeet]

Just, shove it all over your face I guess. Sit there thoughtfully with your fucking salt face I guess? What is going on here

[nashhha]

Don’t even look at me unless you have vigorously salted your face.

[brainstatic]

“What is Overwatch” I yell stammering through the streets. People open their windows and yell back “laser lesbians” but I remain confused.

[fuckyeahbatmanvillains]

[calcifer-caliborn]

Wait a second...

Is that what I think it is

[lizzie-mcguire]

[komet-custom-blog]

KIRBY Super Nintendo Controller Custom. Made by Komet Custom - 2016

[elonmuskisabitch]

like all days, it’s a great day to remind everyone of my theory that mama murphy is the chosen one from fallout 2

[elonmuskisabitch]

the enclave oil rig was destroyed in 2242, 45 years before the events of fallout 4. if the chosen one was, say, 20 at the time, that would make her 65 years old now, falling within mama murphy’s possible age range

dialogue reveals that in her youth, mama murphy killed a deathclaw in a single shot. in fallout: new vegas, jas wilkins in sloan makes a reference to the fact that her great-aunt rose, owner of rose’s bed and breakfast in fallout 2, kept a deathclaw that was killed when “a stranger” shot it in the eye.

more dialogue reveals that she used to be very muscular and adept at unarmed combat, skills which she could have learned while trying to find that geck 

the chosen one used tons of chems. i don’t have a source for this but anyone who’s played fallout 2 should get what i’m saying 

she bears a resemblance to the arroyo elder in fallout 2, who is actually the chosen one’s mother 

the vault dweller (the chosen one’s grandparent) was the owner of the original dogmeat, and it’s possible to get that dogmeat as a companion again in fallout 2 if you get the cafe of broken dreams random encounter. could this dog have a link to fallout 4′s dogmeat? possibly

if kellogg can wander all the way to the commonwealth from california then mama murphy could’ve done it too 

[dangolboomhower]

What do you think game? @doh-reet-ohs @d0gbl0g

[morticiaandthediamonds-blog]

date someone who loves your belly

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

[gothicprep]

dat boi is more iconic than the beatles

[gothicprep]

it’s… not that important

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

i like this meme now

[just-shower-thoughts]

A condom wrapper is packaging for your package’s packaging