Girl, they're just things!

writer's blog for a fella that writes evil!leafpin for some reason.

[jaaankiey]

about me (& other)

hey everyone! i'm jankiey! i like writing cruddy bfdi fanfiction surrounding leafpin (them but evil!!!) and posting them on ao3! and i can't believe people read it, much less actually leave a few kudos here and there haha. i have a a quick and dirty faq section and a few additional notes here! i'll add more if i think of anything haha.

last updated: 03/12/22.

faqs i thought on the spot:

(subject to change)

why leafpin?

a good question and something i frequently ask myself. not really sure how exactly i latched onto leafy/pin, but it may be influenced by fics made from other authors! i also have a bad track record of latching on to rarepairs so naturally, i was pretty bummed out to see that on ao3 (the only fic site i frequent) is barren in the leafy/pin tag department. i sometimes do writing in my free time and thought "why not? let's see if i can make some material for myself".

okay, but why does your leafpin have that evil spin to it? cringe

OOF. a bit of a hot take but i dooooooooo kind of think that both of them in bfdi/bfb are a tad bit dry. like, where's the spice? i do get appealing to a young audience so it's something that i've kind of shrugged off. after all, fanfiction is fanfiction and the "what if pin and leafy were actually seriously morally grey" thought was too tempting to not use. it also makes writing the fics much more fun because i do love exploring the mental state of characters through good and bad.

any other ships you like?

just a few! i really like tennis ball/golf ball or tb/gb/8ball [the latter one being i kinda get that vibe to write something for since i can't find anything either haha]. apart from those 2 and leafpin, i don't think i have any other ships haha.

anything about you specifically?

i prefer not to, but i am a very tired adult still getting an education (which is why it takes me forever to get anything thrown on the ao3... like i'm dead tired most of the time haha). you can call me jankiey or any variation of that; my main accounts are ao3 and tumblr (so if you see someone stealing my fics ?? please let me know!!). i'm fine with people using any kind of pronouns for me (masc/fem/neutral) so don't worry too much about that. i also think the color blue is pretty rad.

additional notes:

feel free to ask me anything relating to my fics/future plots/general (still writing related) ramblings! i love talking to people but if i'm slow, i'm sorry! i also get overwhelmed easily!

please don't ask about when i'll update stuff. i know it can take me forever to update on certain works, but i'd love it if i didn't get pestered for it. I will get it done (eventually) haha.

i write dark themes such as death, violence, plots involving killing, etc... everything's tagged appropriately to the best of my abilities on ao3 but if this isn't for you, then do not interact/read please (i will also try to give a heads up on posts here kdjvnajdkv).

[nightmarist]

A COMINT !!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[jaaankiey]

Writing some fairytale au because I need royal leafy x knight commander pin like yk?

[jaaankiey]

would I be crucified if I made leafpin Omegaverse fan art of that one fic as if I didnt already have blood on my hands by making it

[alonelystargazer]

writing goals for 2026 ✨

to write

[seventyeight-moose]

[jaaankiey]

can I write leafpin but in silent hill

[jaaankiey]

Hi, I wanted to reach out to you but you blocked me on discord which is all I had to talk to you on and now I'm scared I'm sorry if I messed up if I did please just tell me what I did wrong I don't care how bad whatever I did was if it was even bad please I'm sorry please

I don't know if you'll make this public or not idc if you do but please I'm sorry please

-ss56

hi i hope you dont mind me answering this publicly because well, anon ask lol, but first of all, you're fine!

second of all, i didn't see anything in my discord block list (it's empty) so it was most likely just my privacy settings kicked in and blocked all non-friends dms. sorry about that! sometimes i would get those spam/scam dms and it's like "alright, lemme just prevent-block those from happening" without thinking about the consequences.

i'm not in any big servers anymore so if you want to reach me, you might have to directly friend me first @ thelittlebell

i think my settings should be good but lmk if it acts up, i'm like discord illiterate sometimes fr.

[jaaankiey]

tomorrow I'll confess (unless I forget)

[jaaankiey]

remember this ? i just did lol

[jaaankiey]

i love being off-putting and ominous. tomorrow is whenever i remember things.

anyways tl;dr: my inbox is full of stuff. in short, mental health made me tweak out.

hi hello, stuff has piled up in my inbox both here and a little bit on my ao3. first of all, thanks for sending them what the scalloop!!! now im nervous about answering them all individually so im just grouping them together in this post. im posting stuff with questions with them, but thank u to the people that just submitted kind words. i wish my brain was nice enough to register them but i AM getting there. thank you so much i hope you're all doing well.

(grouping these together bc they ask similar things) uh yeah, sorry about that! i tweaked out and hid all my works. they aren't deleted (despite being so close to crashing out and deleting everything 😂😂😂). boiled down to just me listening to the Evil Thoughts in my brain telling me my works were dookie.

to be far, i still sorta look at them and cringe a bit. they just never feel... good enough. even though imposing the expectation of every work needing to be as good as published books is kinda stupid (that and nowadays, there's some questionable books being published in terms of quality tbhhh).

i think the next thing is the fact that i've been struggling to even write in the first place so that kinda adds on to the pressure. like, i HAVE to update every WIP hidden or else what's the point of releasing all the works, no one wants to read old shit. so like, don't even bother jankiey. again, kinda goes back to the struggling to write. i'm being medicated rn, but it takes a while to kick in + haven't written in so long that I feel rusty like... i lost the magic. even the only work I've posted, "huinjwbrt89h98p2';.l \4hgvopqwkbiurwlhvp'VO;EJO[PA 490utfjn vg " (yes that's the title, i was also semi crashing out) recently doesn't feel... good enough.

idk. smth smth, perfection is the thief of joy or something. i'm kicking around the idea of just sucking it up and unhiding everything but also i feel so bad that i have not even written anything new for any of them and i'm gonna scream. so like i shouldn't reveal anything ( <- the evil thoughts)

whatever, i might jus shut up and reveal stuff this friday idk if i remember. 😂😂😂

[jaaankiey]

I also forgor to add that if anybody has any further questions, jus send another ask and I'll try to clear it up. I swear this time it ain't gonna take me 5 months to get to it sob

[jaaankiey]

tomorrow I'll confess (unless I forget)

[jaaankiey]

remember this ? i just did lol

[jaaankiey]

i love being off-putting and ominous. tomorrow is whenever i remember things.

anyways tl;dr: my inbox is full of stuff. in short, mental health made me tweak out.

hi hello, stuff has piled up in my inbox both here and a little bit on my ao3. first of all, thanks for sending them what the scalloop!!! now im nervous about answering them all individually so im just grouping them together in this post. im posting stuff with questions with them, but thank u to the people that just submitted kind words. i wish my brain was nice enough to register them but i AM getting there. thank you so much i hope you're all doing well.

(grouping these together bc they ask similar things) uh yeah, sorry about that! i tweaked out and hid all my works. they aren't deleted (despite being so close to crashing out and deleting everything 😂😂😂). boiled down to just me listening to the Evil Thoughts in my brain telling me my works were dookie.

to be far, i still sorta look at them and cringe a bit. they just never feel... good enough. even though imposing the expectation of every work needing to be as good as published books is kinda stupid (that and nowadays, there's some questionable books being published in terms of quality tbhhh).

i think the next thing is the fact that i've been struggling to even write in the first place so that kinda adds on to the pressure. like, i HAVE to update every WIP hidden or else what's the point of releasing all the works, no one wants to read old shit. so like, don't even bother jankiey. again, kinda goes back to the struggling to write. i'm being medicated rn, but it takes a while to kick in + haven't written in so long that I feel rusty like... i lost the magic. even the only work I've posted, "huinjwbrt89h98p2';.l \4hgvopqwkbiurwlhvp'VO;EJO[PA 490utfjn vg " (yes that's the title, i was also semi crashing out) recently doesn't feel... good enough.

idk. smth smth, perfection is the thief of joy or something. i'm kicking around the idea of just sucking it up and unhiding everything but also i feel so bad that i have not even written anything new for any of them and i'm gonna scream. so like i shouldn't reveal anything ( <- the evil thoughts)

whatever, i might jus shut up and reveal stuff this friday idk if i remember. 😂😂😂

[jaaankiey]

gonna work on this draft again bc I miss it idc

[jaaankiey]

started writing again

[jaaankiey]

tomorrow I'll confess (unless I forget)

[jaaankiey]

remember this ? i just did lol

[jaaankiey]

fuck it

I wanna write a leafpin horror fic

[jaaankiey]

tomorrow I'll confess (unless I forget)

[jaaankiey]

if I wrote leafy working at McDonald's would that be funny or what

[jaaankiey]

cant ever be happy with joke fics i either ping pong between

silly leafpin fanfic teehee

i need to cope/observe the human condition through the lens of leafpin to know what it means to be a human being

[jaaankiey]

if I wrote leafy working at McDonald's would that be funny or what