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are you even alive? do you even bleed? do you even exist in your quiet skull?

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🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

Jaan secretly wishes that they had a father. Or really any sort of family.

[rpmemesforthesoul]

First person to make my muse blush wins!

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❤️

❤️- For a secret crush

Jaan doesn’t have any romantic crushes, because they’re not programmed to. However, Jaan would quickly develop a crush if they made advances towards them, as Jaan is very reactive to attention.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!

[amarvelousindie-blog]

Carter couldn’t explain why he was so bored lately, but his urge to get out of Tartarus had been growing exponentially for the past couple of days.  Perhaps it was because he hadn’t gone on a mission in what felt like months, and his urge to breathe some fresh air in the world was festering inside him.  It was why he was lounging around in the leisure room upside down in one of the chairs and staring up at the ceiling, as if begging for someone to come and question him so he’d have something to do.  The chances of it happening were high anyways.  Thankfully, some sucker did just that and he smiled before quickly shifted to a more appropriate position.  “Finally, someone to talk to.”  He said.  “I’m dying to go on a mission and I haven’t had one in so long.  I swear, you’d think someone with my skills would be more needed in this modern technological age, but nope.  Nobody needs a hacker apparently.”

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Jaan was doing one of their walk throughs, on the lookout for anything that needed cleaning. It was a repetitive process but one that Jaan felt some small measure of pride in. Knowing they were contributing to the efficiency of the facility, even if by just making sure things weren’t dirty, fulfilled the purpose they were designed for. Humans, on the other hand, seemed to want more. Jaan was going through the leisure room when they spotted an agent with their feet on the couch back. “Feet off the couch, please, Agent Decode.” The man sat up properly but before Jaan could continue on their walk, he started talking. Jaan shrugged, brushing some stray lint off the couch as they replied. “I don’t know much about the outside world Agent Decode, but I would assume they do need your skills. The project wouldn’t have you here if you weren’t needed.” Jaan frowned slightly, realizing the implications of that, before brightening. “But—I’m sure they will have a mission for you soon. You just have to be patient Agent Decode.”

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📱

📱- Is your muse the “oversharing” type?

Oh yes. Once someone gives Jaan permission to talk they’re a blabbermouth about their feelings and thoughts. They’ll ramble until you change the subject.

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🏝

🏝- Could your muse survive on an uninhabited island all by themselves?

For a short while, yes. Jaan wouldn’t suffer for lack of company or things to explore (they’ve never seen an ocean or trees or wild animals) but then the issues of damage to their systems from weather, debris and simply being outside the controlled environment they been in with a 24/7 support system. There’s also the issue of power sourcing, which I’m not exactly clear how it works for an android. Regardless, Jaan shouldn’t be on an uninhabited island as they wouldn’t survive.

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📂

Random headcanon

Jaan has an aversion to getting gritty feeling textures on their hands. Dirt, sand, gravel, it all feels uncomfortably weird to them. Jaan is extremely thankful to gloves if they have to clean up after such things.

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🎟

🎟- Do they like “so bad it’s good” movies?

Jaan actually hasn’t seen a full length movie. They’ve caught snatches of movies, mostly as they’ve walked past the leisure room or while cleaning around various people. But never anything long enough to say if they like it or not.

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📂

Random headcanon

Jaan tends to pick up things people have discarded that he likes. A bar of soap that smells nice, crumpled pieces of paper because of the textures against their hand. Basically things that appeal to their senses.

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HELLO just wanted to drop by and say that i absolutely love jaan and your writing keep up the amazing work my friend <3

Awwwwwwww thanks!

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send me "ovo" and I will tell you what kind of relationship I could see our muses having.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Unusual questions for your muse

🛌- Does your muse prefer to sleep under many layers of blankets or only under a few? 🎀- Does your muse like to accessorize? What are their favorite pieces of accessories? 🎐- Does your muse like to collect/hoard anything? 🛋- Does your muse like to have company over? 📱- Is your muse the “oversharing” type? 🐰- Does your muse prefer soft, plush textures or smooth and glossy textures? 💎- Is your muse drawn to things that sparkle? 🔖- Is your muse a daydreamer? What do they tend to think about? Have they ever caught themselves while lost in thought? 📰- Does your muse like to read the news? 📇- Is your muse a gossiper? 🕹- What does your muse do to occupy themselves when bored? 🏚- Does your muse like to explore dangerous places? 🌋- Has your muse done something stupid and not regret it? ⛪️- Does your muse enjoy attending churches they don’t belong to? 🛣- Is your muse considered a wanderer? 🐺- Would your muse consider themselves a lone wolf or a social butterfly? 🤝- Does your muse forgive others easily? 🖖- What “Fandoms” would your muse belong to? 🎖- Does your muse enjoy praise? 🎟- Do they like “so bad it’s good” movies? 🎠- Does your muse like amusement parks/carnivals/festivals? 🏝- Could your muse survive on an uninhabited island all by themselves?

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

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morganflex:

“no need to thank me,” she replied with a chuckle. she admired the things androids jaan could do, from the simplest to the complex ones, they were really smart and dependable, if you ask her. “thanks, jaan,” she smiled at him. the woman then sensed worry in their voice. “oh no, it’s okay. i don’t wanna make a big deal out of it, honestly. it’s just– the night the attacked happened, i’m just worried for everyone, you know?”

“No, I insist. Nobody has admired my work like you have, so thank you.” Jaan leaned against their cart, and nodded. “Trouble with sleeping has affected many. I see a lot of agent’s lights on in the middle of the night. I hope you will sleep soundly soon. You need it, Agent Spring.” Jaan smiled softly at her, “I have hope that everyone will be alright. Sooner, rather than later. I do miss her.” Glitch, their de facto mother.

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agent-rexblack:

  “In a way. More like whispers and rumors,” he answered as he looked at the other. As Rex spoke, he made the ice go away and it went back to normal. “Sometimes words and rumors travel.” 

Jaan wasn’t sure who would promote rumors about them. Jaan had only come into existance a month ago, had they done a bad thing in that time? Had they done something that could be misinterpreted? Jaan suddenly felt major doubt, and it could be seen in how their hands shook when they picked up another plate. “What rumors have you heard?” Jaan tried to ask with a normal tone.

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ulrichsusurro:

“Exactly. Names are important. They give you some value in a way, but I call him Brainy because of how smart he is. I have given the other names as well, mostly to fit in how they assist me on my missions.” He explained to them. “Plus it builds a relationship. I need a bond with each of them for my work to be at its best. I may be able to communicate with all animals, but communicate does not equal cooperation.” He expressed and it was obvious as Braining then looked back at Tadeas and spoke to him and Tadeas chuckled. He then jumped up and rested his weight on the agent’s shoulder. In a way, he was showing off considering how tall Tadeas was.

“He said that you always move him when he wants to sleep and he hates when being woken up. He doesn’t blame you for that though.” He told him. “Hair, well….he was born that way, so it can’t be helped and…” Brainy meowed and pointed at Jaan. “Apparently the soap you use smells like passion fruit?” He questioned. “Also he said he is not fragile, just grumpy.”

“That is understandable.” Building a relationship with those you worked closest with was important. “How does communication not equal cooperation? The engineers have established communication with me and we work just as closely as Brainy does with you. But I don’t go against their orders. You let Brainy go against your orders?” Jaan watched Brainy jump up onto Agent Susurro’s shoulder with wide eyes and stood upright again.

“I am sorry Brainy, but I do need to clean your cage. Thank you for not blaming me. I’ll try to be more gentle.” Jaan quirked an eyebrow, unsure if Brainy was going to understand them but continued on anyways. Brainy must have a powerful sense of smell. They had found a bar of soap kicked under a counter in one of the bathrooms, and kept it because the smell was pleasant. Jaan only used it on occasions, when they knew they wouldn’t be encountering anyone else, like when they were going to clean the animal kennels. But Jaan hadn’t known the name of the good scent the soap gave off. “That scent of that soap is called... Passion fruit? Thank you Brainy, I didn’t know. We can keep that a secret between us? And sorry, I didn’t mean to insult you.”