Hah but in all seriousness I’m sorry about my inactivity guys! I didn’t realize there’s nearly 1000 people following this blog I thought it was like maybe ten people but there’s so MANY OF YOU HOW DID YOU FIND ME?
In any case I’ve been very I guess, unwell, would be the proper term? I’m not sick but I’ve been very achey in the limbs (my back is shot lemme tell ya) and depressed for a while now and it’s inhibited me from being able to do much I really just kind of sleep and work. However I really do want to continue this blog because interacting with you guys is really fun and you all are so nice and I want to bring content back!
That being said I don’t know HOW active I’m going to be but I will be active enough, hopefully.
I’m also thinking about making a sort of overarching blog where you guys can come and ask me for headcanons, scenarios and the like of all the shows that I’ve seen because I’ve been tempted to make several other readerXshow blogs (mostly Voltron because the xreader community there is very friendly and I love Voltron please end me) so to avoid having to manage three hundred other blogs I may wind up doing that! Let me know what you guys think about that!
This blog will obviously stay since it’s already up and established. I’m also thinking about maybe doing a “Talk to your Matsu” thing? Where you can all talk to your Matsu and flirt with them kind of like a roleplay thing and ask ‘em questions I think it might be fun!
Let me know what you guys think and thanks for sticking around! You guys are awesome!
So- Their butts!How do they range from hardest to softest? >:3
WHY IS THIS SUCH A CUTE ASK OMG
Hardest to softest would be: Jyushimatsu, Karamatsu, Choromatsu, Todomatsu, Osomatsu and Ichimatsu (ichimatsu has the softest ass dear lord it’s like a pillow)
Hi! Could you, maybe, do a machtup?C: I'm female, INFJ and an Ambivert. I'm pretty tall. I don't really like fiscal contact UNLESS it's from my S/O, in that case I'll be damn clingy. I like drawing and writing (stories and poems). Thxs for your time!
You sound like a KARAMATSU GIRL! /strums guitar/
Karamatsu would adore your clinginess. He would love to read your writing and probably asks about your stories constantly and becomes so invested in the worlds you create! He also compliments your art and treats every piece you create as though it were a masterpiece even if it’s like, a doodle of dickbutt. He also would find your height very attractive.
you don't have to answer this but it's a great help that you link asks for those on Mobile!! MVP , and you make great head canons and scenarios
!!! Thank you so much, hun! I really appreciate that!
And I’m glad the links are working out! I know for me personally I hate having to go through so much trouble to hunt down a post because of the fact the read mores don’t function properly so if I can make things easier for you guys on mobile I’m all about it!
The Broskis find out it's their s/o's first time c;
Awww that’s actually super cute!
Osomatsu is kind of smug about it and also really excited to be your first. It’s his first time too but like hell is he going to tell you that. Instead he tries pretty hard to make a good impression on you and make sure that your first time with him is something you’ll never forget. He’s also a bit more gentle than he would be normally.
Karamatsu is ecstatic! He adores the fact that you both mutually get to be each other’s first time, it’s his ideal situation (only he kind of wishes he actually knew a bit more about what he’s doing). He’s also a bit nervous because he doesn’t want your first experience to be awful but he, as usual, plays it off like he knows what he’s doing and sweet talks you throughout the whole thing. Probably calls you a God/Goddess/Deity moreso than he usually does and tries to make you as comfortable as possible.
Thank God is probably what the already super nervous and sweaty Choromatsu is thinking. He totally wanted to do this but he was just so stressed out about it thinking you’d been with someone before him. What if he couldn’t live up? What if he was the worst sex you had and you broke up with him? Knowing that this is your first time too he feels a bit better about the situation and feels more comfortable taking it slow and exploring you since he wants you to be comfortable too. Ichimatsu on the outside nothing much changes but internally he’s feeling pretty excited and also a little nervous. He was actually hoping you’d done it with someone prior so that he could actually have some guidance on where to touch you and how to. He knows what he wants but he’s not the best on picking up what makes you feel good. It’s a learning experience for the both of you. Jyushimatsu is so excited! He’s ecstatic about getting to be your first time! He kisses you a lot and is generally very affectionate and tries not to be so hyper and rough like he normally is. Don’t feel awkward about telling him to take it easy or slow down because when it comes to sex, even his first time, he’s very enthusiastic about it and he knows it so he’d actually appreciate you telling him if he’s doing something wrong.
Todomatsu will probably tease you a lot about it. He’s insanely gentle and slow , sometimes purposefully, and he’ll constantly ask you if what he’s doing feels good in this low, sultry voice to mask just how nervous he actually is. It’s his first time too but he really would rather you not know that it throws off his image.
Osomatsu is definitely the most calm about it and will probably be the most willing to try it with you out of the brothers (or may already even smoke himself tbh). It probably becomes a habit of yours after a while to chill out at your place, smoking and watching movies with a giant pile of snacks to curb your munchies. You two also have a weird ritual where you’ll go out at four in the morning to the closest park nearby and just sit on the swings and talk about life. Karamatsu is a little shocked to find out you smoke but it’s not like he thinks any less of you. You might be able to coax him into trying it but he really isn’t a fan of the weird sensations and the smell of it turns him off instantly. He’s more of a booze kind of guy. He always goes with you if you’re making late night runs for munchies to make sure you get back home safe.
Choromatsu is probably the most weirded out by it out of the brothers. He drinks, sure, but he stays away from any other kind of drug. He’s a little awkward about it if you smoke in front of him but eventually he’ll get over it once he’s read up about it and realizes it’s unlikely you’ll get addicted or wind up really hurting yourself. He won’t smoke though.
Ichimatsu literally couldn’t care less. It makes you happy or makes you feel better? That’s fine with him. He probably even takes a couple of hits with you now and again when his depression settles in a bit too deep and he needs a pick-me-up. The only thing he asks is that you don’t smoke around the cats because he doesn’t want it affecting them.
Jyushimatsu is cautious with it? Being that he’s such an athlete he’s probably worried about what it might do to your body (after that incident with the steriods he’s cautious about putting any kind of drug into his system) and he asks a lot of questions when he first finds out you smoke. After you do a bit of explaining he simmers down about it. Won’t smoke with you though.
Todomatsu is fine with it as well. Given that he likes to keep up appearances he asks that you don’t smoke while you two are out on a date or going for a walk or just in public scenarios. At home or at his house he really doesn’t care and as long as you’re being careful he’s fine with it. May smoke with you once in a blue moon.
Okay so that post about Karamatsu's kinks a while back?? Can you do one similar to that but with Jyushimatsu pls ;;;; thank you so much, and I love this blog aaaa
I’m always down for sin B)Alright! So!-Petplay, for sure. Whether it’s you or him who’s got the collar and the leash on, he’s so down for it. If it’s him he’s extremely enthusiastic about whatever animal he’s supposed to be and plays the part well (almost eerily well sometimes) and it can either make or break the mood.
- He loves to use toys. I feel like he’s probably got a collection hidden somewhere along with his porn mags. The ones he brings into the bedroom most often are wand vibrators, glass dildos and probably some type of anal toy -He’s also lowkey into orgasm denial. Given he’s so hormonal he’s usually the one on top but every now and then when you manage to get him to simmer down he really likes having to beg for it, knowing that this is someone he loves and respects enough to be this vulnerable with.
-Since he did steroids in canon I feel like he might be into using some kind of enhancers or aphrodisiacs? Anything to make sex that much more exciting.
Yes I know this was from Valentines Day but think of it as my apology for being so inactive? Hehe
ANYWAY GO CHECK OUT MY FRIEND HUGO HE DREW THIS AND HIS ART IS TOP NOTCH
So let's have a protective s/o with kara and one of the matsu bros goes to hit kara and the s/o is like 'not today.' What would ensue
yaaaasssss, protect this lil sugar plum
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The way the Matsuno’s treated their second eldest brother, your current boyfriend, was no secret. They were horrible to him.
You would watch, cringing, at every gathering of these boys’ as Karamatsu’s voice remained but a whisper in the wind, clearly there but always ignored. In the worst case scenario he’d become a target for insults, at which point you drag him back to your home in a huff, trying to keep your tongue out of family matters - but god damn is it hard.
The nights where Karamatsu’s drawn up facade came crumbling down like a house on fire, spreading itself into your arms and weeping, were the worst nights. It seemed like no matter what he did he could never be enough. Whether he was cool or ‘painful’ or kind he never seemed to be able to garner any sort of affection from his brothers. You would hold him, pat his back and reassure him that he was loved regardless; that your love would always be there for him. The reminder always seems to cheer him up, even the slightest, but you understand why the hurt still stays.
One time, it’s late in the afternoon. You have begrudgingly agreed to accompany Karamatsu on a night out to Chibita’s with the rest of his brothers. You know how these nights usually went. Drunk Matsuno’s never amounted to anything good. They would wallow and weep about almost anything they could possibly think of and Chibita, bless his poor soul, would spend the majority of his days chiding the brothers and offering sound advice only to be scorned at the end of the exchange when the sextuplets would make off without paying their tab.
Today was no different.
You were sitting between Karamatsu and Osomatsu, quietly drinking your beverage as the brothers chortled along at their own pitiful jokes and statements. You would offer a forced smile every now and then when Karamatsu would softly clap a hand on your shoulder, asking if you were okay or if you wanted to leave. Against your better judgement, you denied him each time. You knew quality time with his brothers was important to him and you could understand that. Even if you wanted to sucker punch them all.
“Seems like yur havin’ a hard time keeping your babe happy there eh, bro?” Osomatsu drunkenly chimed in, words sluring like a slushie being dumped out on a sidewalk.
You look to him increduously, furrowing your eyebrows and hardening your gaze while your mouth contorted into the hardest frown you have ever given someone. Your grip tightens on your drink and you bare your teeth as you start speaking between the cracks of them.
“He’s doing just fine. At least he can actually hold a relationship” you snarl.
This was typical behavior for Osomatsu when he was drunk and you were around. He never tried anything out of bounds but his comments alone were enough to get you riled up.
“Eh? That supposed to be an insult? Babe, had you met me first you’d be miiinnee” the drunken Matsuno leers close to you, drawing out the end of his sentence as a sickeningly tantilizing grin stretches over his face.
God did you want to punch it off of him.
“Oi, leave my ___ alone, Osomatsu” Karamatsu barks, his familiar smirk hardening into a straight, taut line.
“What’re ya gonna do about it ya pansy?” Osomatsu wobbles off of his chair, squaring up to Karamatsu. “___’s probably only with you because they feel bad, y'know?”
Karamatsu shoves Osomatsu away from him. You knew he could fight and hold his own against his brothers, he’d been doing so for 20-something years now but you couldn’t help but want to break your vow to keep yourself out of family matters; especially considering you were now directly involved.
You watch as Osomatsu clenches a fist, his feet getting ready to wobble into position for a throw and that’s when your resistance snapped.
Before the punch could be thrown you’ve tackled Osomatsu onto the ground, bending his arms and feet behind him so he’s left squirming defenseless on the ground. Punching him would have sufficed but you wanted to make a point to the other brothers as well. You could easily hone your own and if they wanted to attack Karamatsu unprovoked you would put them in their place.
“Hey! Let go of me that fucking hurts!” Osomatsu whines, trying to struggle free of your grip.
You bend his legs and arms just an inch more, releasing a cry of agony from the oldest Matsuno. Your gaze turns to the other brothers and by now they’re all looking at you with different expressions of horror. You narrow your eyes, deepen your voice and speak slowly.
“Attack Karamatsu or myself unprovoked while I’m around and you’ll end up like this shit head”
The boys gulp, nodding obediently.
“Good” you release the struggling Osomatsu and wipe the dirt from your pants. “Well let’s get out of here then” you look to Karamatsu with a big, staisfied grin.
He’s staring at you, a mixture of fear, pride and adoration covering over his features. He knows full well you would never hurt him but it was hard not to be intimidated still. More importantly, however, was the fact that he was just so utterly moved by how you’d literally throw yourself into danger just to protect him. It was more than anyone else had ever done for him. In this moment, and there were a lot of moments where he felt like this, he felt just so blessed to have you in his life.
“Well, let’s get outta here, babe” you laugh, lacing your arm with his and leading him off back to your place; where it was safe and warm. Someplace you could both be at ease.
Hi friends I just wanted to apologize for my absence! I know it's been a while but I've been very busy with work and prepping cosplay for Anime Boston but as soon as I get some free time I'll be back to answering your asks!! Thank you so much for your patience!
Any headcanons on what the matsu bros dicks look like? >D
YES MORE SIN
Osomatsu has a pretty average size penis, that’s kind of on the thicker side. It’s the slightest bit curved when erect and it’s perfect for hitting all them gucci spots once this boy gets used to having sex.
Karamatsu has a leaner looking thing and it’s pretty long. He slides perfectly into his s/o given he’s not so thick and the length helps to make up for whatever he’s lost in thickness. It’s a pretty A+ dick.
Choromatsu’s is also lean and on the smaller side but he makes it work. He’s not so small or so thin that it’s like being fucked with a pencil but rather his is a much more pleasurable experience. Once he figures out how to angle himself, it doesn’t really matter how small or lean it is, he’ll get ya where the gettin’s good B)
Ichimatsu is also on the smaller side but God damn is it thick. You need a lot of lube with this boy or there is gonna be some serious pain but damn does he feel good going in. Since it’s smaller he’ll make up for it by rubbing you off if he can’t reach the good stuff and holy hell it’s amazing.
Jyushimatsu probably has the best dick out of all them (provided he stay away from the steroids and stick to just working out since that shit’ll make ya dick shrink from what I’ve heard). His is long and thick af, it literally belongs in a magazine and once he gets used sex there’s no wrong way to use it.
Todomatsu’s is on the shorter side but it’s a little thicker, not as thick as Ichi’s but it’s still a good dick. And Totty knows how to get y'all to squirm even without the D so no worries on that front.
What would the boys do for their S/O's birthday? :)
Oooo, askin’ the real questions B : D
Osomatsu would probably take them out to a movie and dinner. He makes the simple experience a bit more special by peppering his s/o with compliments and in general just reminding them how much he loves them and how thankful he is for them to have been born. He would do something more fancy but the boy is broke af ffft
Karamatsu would pull out all the stops for his honey’s birthday. First it’s dancing at a respectable club, then a fancy dinner at a diner within his budget (oh did I mention he saved his money just for this occasion? well he did) and finally is a romantic walk on the beach where he’s set up a trail of roses leading out onto the dock. He kisses his s/o passionately under the light of the full moon and whispers softly to them about how much they mean to him and how much he loves them. It’s a breath-taking experience. (In reality whatever Karamatsu had planned for gets ruined in some way because this guilty guy just can’t catch a break but his s/o just appreciates the thought and assures him they’re happy all the same because they have him)
Choromatsu is the most likely to throw his s/o a surprise party. Weeks before he’d make a list of people that his s/o considers close to them and will occasionally bring up people they know they’re on the fence about, just to clarify. He’d set everything up at his place and tell his brothers not to touch a god damn thing but to please let the guests in while he’s out getting his s/o. He brings his s/o back, delighted by the happiness on their face and shares a kiss with them later on into the night.
Ichimatsu is the most nervous when it comes to deciding things for his s/o’s birthday. He desperately doesn’t want to screw up but fancy dinning and dancing just aren’t in his character but he would try anyway. He’d probably rent a tux and his brothers would team up to make him look presentable (despite his protests). He’d take his s/o out to a cheaper diner, order them a cake at the end and probably apologize for how there’s very little grandeur to the date but he wants his s/o to know how much he loves them regardless. This precious child would go out of his comfort zone to show his s/o how much they mean to him.
Jyushimatsu would want to bring them to a baseball game probably but considering it’s THEIR birthday he figures they should go wherever they want. Jyushimatsu will prod his s/o about their favorite places to visit and will happily take them wherever they want to go. Alternatively he’d take them to a carnival and show off by winning them copious amounts of prizes and they’d eat cotton candy together.
Can you say shopping spree? You bet your ass you can. Todomatsu would buy his s/o EVERYTHING and then some, even if it landed him in debt (which either flatters or overwhelms his s/o). Afterwards he’d probably take them to a concert or to some event of their choosing and adoringly take pictures of them in their outfit for the day and say all these adorable things about them on instagram.
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For some reason read mores malfunction on the mobile app (at least for me they do) but there's not much I can do about that unfortunately.I'll start leaving the permalinks in the posts so y'all can get to 'em!
Hello~ Could i ask for a scenario of ichi's crush asking his brothers what ichi's intrests are and how to ask him out since they have a hard time doing so. Thank you
Yaaaaassss, Ichi lovin’ is where I ammmm
Also holy shit I got carried away, I hope this is alright anon!!
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He’s mysterious, but mysterious in a way that’s less mystery and more of a you-can’t-see-this-guy-liking-anything-at-all-besides-cats sort of mysterious. It’s something you’ve come to adore about him but all the same it makes you horribly nervous. He seems so uninterested in everything and it makes you wonder if you even stand a chance getting Ichimatsu’s attention, let alone his affection.
You’re crushing on him. Bad. You want to ask him out but the question begging at the forefront of your mind, other than “Why?” is “How?”, how indeed. You’ve gone over every single interaction you’ve had with the male, trying to come up with even an idea of how to ask him but you’re turning up with empty hands and blanks. The only thing that comes to mind is a cat cafe but you’re almost positive he’d be too preoccupied with the fluffy creatures waltzing about to pay you any mind.
After a while, you concede to the fact that you have no idea how to approach this and decide to ask his brothers for help. They’ve all figured you out anyway and while they’re horribly jealous Ichimatsu of all people has someone after him, you’re sure they’ll help you out.
So now here you are, sitting in the living room with the sextuplets, sans Ichimatsu.
“Well, we did figure out from an incident a while ago that Ichimatsu has some self esteem issues” Todomatsu tosses out the words like it’s his business to share.
It makes your heart hurt a little to hear it but, it makes sense to you as you replay, again, every encounter you’ve had with Ichimatsu.
“He’s into some weird stuff” Osomatsu starts. “I’m pretty sure I found some S and M pornos in his coll-” a swift slap to the back of his head, courtesy of Choromatsu, is enough to stop the eldest Matsu mid sentence. Quite frankly you’re kind of glad he did.
“I don’t think they’re interested in that!” he hisses, returning the glare his brother is drilling into his skull.
“Maybe he’d like baseball? I like baseball” Jyushimatsu interjects, unhelpfully of course but what could you really expect.
“No, Jyushimatsu, I don’t think he likes baseball” Choromatsu sighs.
“Such a dark and brooding man. A soul tormented by such despair and misery-”
“Shittymatsu, please cut it out” “-would probably like horror movies”
The words float into your head. Lights are popping off in your brain and somehow you’re chiding yourself for not having thought of such a simple thing sooner.
“Thank God for you Karamatsu!” you cheer, hugging onto the man out of the utmost of gratitude. He could be a little out there most of the time but when he was needed, he always seemed to come through in some way or another.
“Heh. It’s just what I do” he smirks. He probably would have gone off on something else but you were quick to take your stolen idea and rush off to find Ichimatsu.
You knew where he would be.
You’re racing down streets, heart filled with glee but your stomach was churning with doubt. Would he even think of this as a date? Would he even accept it in the first place? There was really only one way to know but… did you want to?
You found him in the usual spot, in the alleyway, petting cats. You suggest the idea of going to the movies and it takes him a while to respond. The suspense is about enough to make you want to throw up but when he finally does answer, you’re giddy with elation.
“Sure”
Half an hour later you find yourselves in a cinema, seated for what critics are calling the scariest movie of the year. You’re shaking long before the movie starts. In your wistful fantasies you never once thought about the fact you actually had to sit through this movie. You could handle horror on the right day but even the ads, painfully blocked from being skipped on Youtube riddled you with multiple sleepless nights.
“Hehe, I’ve heard about this movie. The ads on youtube really getcha, huh?” you chuckle, trying to make conversation as well as distract yourself as the previews roll.
Ichimatsu shrugs, eyes fixated on the screen. “It looks alright”
You can’t help but think Karamatsu’s thought about Ichimatsu enjoying horror was both 100% correct and also quite the understatement.
The movie starts and the ominous music is already giving you shivers.
Throughout most of the movie you’re doing your best not to look like a total dork in front of Ichimatsu. You’re stiff as a board, clutching tightly to your pants and barely opening your eyes until you’re positive another jump scare isn’t going to pull you into cardiac arrest.
After copious jump scares and tense moments the movie seems to calm down and you manage to actually do something other than shiver in your seat. You’re eyes trail to look at Ichimatsu. He’s the same as he was at the start of the movie, slouched and stone faced, only now he’s sipping a soda. He almost looks bored.
How could it be that you’re over here practically shitting yourself and he looks like he’s on the teacups at a carnival?
“I guess you’ve watched a lot of this kind of stuff?” you mumble, trying to get his attention.
He shrugs. “There’s nothing else to do. The comedy on T.V. is so dry and romcoms make me sick. I’d rather watch stuff like this”
“I guess I can understand that” you try to empathize. “Most of the stuff on T.V. nowadays is kind of trashy, so I can see where you’re coming from”
He takes a sip of his soda. “Mmm”
It’s silence between the two of you once more and you can’t help but feel like this was a waste of time. You’re too fucking scared both of the movie and of the aspect of rejection to really talk to him about anything besides idle chatter. You want to, God do you want to but it’s just not working.
“Holy fuck!”
You and half the other people in the movie theater are shrieking as the movie’s calm moment dip back into the horrifics and you’re now scared shitless and extremely embarrassed. In your fit of panic you had attempted to lift your feet off the ground to curl up into a ball on your seat, but instead you wound up knocking the entire thing of popcorn into Ichimatsu’s lap.
“Shit, Ichi, I’m so sorry” you sigh, reaching out to brush the bits that had gotten onto his sweater. You feel a thick line of heat race from your hands to your cheeks as he gently grabs your hand and looks down at you.
“…Come.. outside with me..” he speaks, softer than normal and gently leads you out of the theater and into the lobby.
“Ah, God, Ichi I’m really, really sorry” you start, assuming he wanted to go home now after that. “Haha, if I wasn’t such a wuss you wouldn’t be covered in popcorn right now” you try to joke, make him laugh.
He’s just staring at you.
He looks confused, kind of angry too.
“If you don’t like this stuff… why watch it?” his voice is deep, more ominous than usual. It sends shivers up your spine. “Are you trying to play a joke on trash like me?”
“No, no! Of course not!” you hastily deny his accusations.
“Then why?”
“Um… well..” you’re searching for every excuse imaginable. You’d wanted to take him out so bad, to finally muster up the courage to tell him how you feel, you never imagined that this would be where those flights of fantasy lead to.
He’s staring at you, waiting for an answer. You’re so wound up you could cry but crying in public, in front of him is the worst thing you could do right now.
“Listen, Ichi… um, I have kind of a confession to make” you start, gathering up your breath - and courage.
“Ooii, this is hard, uhm-”
“Spit it out already”
“It’s not that easy! Shit, man…” you take a breath. “Okay, you got me, I can’t handle horror that well, I like it, it’s got great appeal and everything but… the truth is I took you to see it because I wanted to spend some time with you, y’know, alone”
You’ve laid the groundwork. Time to keep going.
“I, uh, like you, a lot. I think you’re really awesome and cute and I really wanted to ask you out but I didn’t know how and your brothers said you were into horror, so I figured I’d suck it up and maybe, I don’t know-”
You’re a huge run-on sentence by this point. You haven’t even stopped to look up from your permanent fixation with the ground.
“Maybe you’d think I was cool or this confession would have been said at a better time and I wouldn’t be such an idiot about it and now here we are and I should… really stop talking and leave” you sigh.
You’ve finally looked up from the ground and the sight you’re met with is mesmerizing.
He’s staring at you. Cheeks visibly red and his eyes have widened comparatively to golf balls. When your eyes lock with his, they move, glancing off into the distance somewhere. He seems intent on keeping his gaze anywhere but on you. You can’t help but wonder if maybe he’s… nervous?
“I…” he’s stuttering.
“I’m glad… you took me here” he mumbles, shoving his hands in his pockets.
“Huh?” you’re staring now. Owlish eyes blinking his form in and out of your line of vision rapidly.
“I… uh… ditto” he mumbles lamely.
You quirk an eyebrow. “Excuse me?”
“I… feel the same…”
Now, your heart was the most giddy it could have possibly been. The realization took a few moments but when it finally did set in, you wanted to throw your arms around him and never let go.
“Seriously?” your eyes are brighter than stars, heart lighter than a feather and your stomach is bursting with butterflies.
“Yeah..”
“I’m so glad!” this time you did throw your arms around him.
