[liv-sullivan]

I can be quiet, I promise. I told you I was a good girl, I’m practically an angel.

[jack-carterr]

We are about to test that theory out. Alright, don't go that far.

[liv-sullivan]

Me? Giving you the same struggle? Yeah, right, babe.

[jack-carterr]

You do! All the time. Literally.

[liv-sullivan]

Yeah, but then I make us shower and you’re even sexier. Do you see how much of a struggle you are for me?

[jack-carterr]

I do, I see it. But it's not like you aren't the same for me. I just accept the struggle.

[liv-sullivan]

Shhh… I’m trying to be positive, baby. No, not on my own time because I don’t do that. Not without you.

[jack-carterr]

OH whoops, sorry! Good girl.

[liv-sullivan]

No, I think you’re sexy when you come home all sweaty from the gym. 

[jack-carterr]

And I smell then too.

[liv-sullivan]

You should start dressing like a homeless person, maybe stop showering. It’ll make life a little easier for me.

[jack-carterr]

No thank you. And you think I'm sexy when I smell when I come home from practice or games or runs.

[liv-sullivan]

Mmm, I can’t wait, babe. Yes, I’ve been practicing for this. Sort of… Not really, but let’s say that I have been.

[jack-carterr]

You have never been quiet. Never. You've been practicing? How have you been practicing? Must be on your own time because you definitely aren't when you are with me...

[liv-sullivan]

That’s so rude.

[jack-carterr]

No it's not. You are asking me to do something that is impossible.

[liv-sullivan]

Yes, we love each other equally — that I’ll agree with. Mhmm… So?

[jack-carterr]

Good. So you are going to have a fun landing. Think you can be quiet?

[jack-carterr]

Please stop being so damn sexy.

Sorry, I can't do that.

[liv-sullivan]

Ugh, whatever. I love you mostest. No… We can get away with doing some things here…

[jack-carterr]

No. You don't. Can we at least be even here? You're right, we definitely can...

[she-is-homeless]

[jack-carterr]

babe, please…

Please, what?

[liv-sullivan]

I had feelings first, and longest, so I loved you first. Ha. Only if you’re helping me take it off.

[jack-carterr]

What do you not get about feelings and love not being the same thing you goofball? If we weren't on the plane I'd start helping you with that right now.

[liv-sullivan]

Well, Livvy was shy and into the school player — what was she supposed to do? Ahem, I had feelings for you way before you ever noticed me. Wah, alright. Fine, I’ll even put a shirt on.

[jack-carterr]

I was not a player! Feelings still aren't the same thing as love. But that all comes off when they leave, got it?

[liv-sullivan]

When little Livvy had a crush on you for years, but you didn’t notice. Am I allowed to skinny dip — more importantly, will you join me? Guys? What guys?! I want to be naked!

[jack-carterr]

Well maybe little Livvy should've made a move instead of just asking me to study! And a crush and love are not the same thing, missy. Yes. And yes. My friends? They will be helping me out every once in a while. You can be naked when they aren't there.

[liv-sullivan]

I’ve loved you longest. Should I bring up Jackson in first year? I don’t think so. I was gonna help anyway, okay? Please, if I’m tanning, I’m gonna be naked.

[jack-carterr]

How?! What about Jackson in first year?! I mean you are going to help by laying there looking sexy so I have something to look forward to on breaks. By all means, you can do that. When the guys aren't there.

[liv-sullivan]

You’re such a brat for using that as your reasoning. I love you most, crazy. Oh, shit — yes. Can I help? I’ll wear tiny shorts and a bikini top, just for you.

[jack-carterr]

I don't care, it's a good reason. I love you most and longest, ha! Oh shit? Of course you can. You don't really have a choice. Oh don't act like you will only be wearing them for me. You are going to be working on your tan too.