Denver Broncos, Baby

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Scotts paying me ten bucks to tell you you're ugly so. Youre fucking ugly. @hero-of-south-park

“I have a better offer. I’ll pay you $50 and all you have to do is throw soapy water at Scott. Ummm if it’s possible also throw in a sponge.”

@hero-of-south-park

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Part of me thinks Scotts attractions to sexy woman  and disdain for  fat women is due to his father   

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(Jack would chase any type of women. He doesn’t really care about body type. Kinda inspired by a Spanish song and other womanizers. The only females he would never hit on his minors and women 70+. And because he’s straight he’ll never hit on a guy)

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TheRealJackTenorman

I'm Scott's handsome and cool dad. i'll send ya my autograph later (Follows from moondivine22)

Starting at 8:00 PST I won’t be using this blog anymore and I’m officially moving to another blog. Please follow me if you haven’t already.

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Someone please tell me Gerald is actually my real father

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“Scottie Gerald is a brunette. Your mom is brunette and you have my ginger hair. Just saying.”

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“..   Mr. Tucker?”  

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-Jack pouts as he hugs his son- “Scottie you look like my dad! Of course you’re a tenorman!”

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“..       “  Scott slumped not looking happy about this at all.

“But you’re so..   stupid. “ 

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“Yess but I can also do this. Watch.” -Jack begins to flex his muscles-

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Someone please tell me Gerald is actually my real father

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“Scottie Gerald is a brunette. Your mom is brunette and you have my ginger hair. Just saying.”

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“..   Mr. Tucker?”  

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-Jack pouts as he hugs his son- “Scottie you look like my dad! Of course you’re a tenorman!”

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Someone please tell me Gerald is actually my real father

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“Scottie Gerald is a brunette. Your mom is brunette and you have my ginger hair. Just saying.”

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Robots are creepy. There I said it

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Well fuck you dad 

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“Scottie those red eyes are just creepy. Besides haven’t you watched movies. Robots are planning are downfall!”

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You didn’t see my final result  and unlike you I trust my robots besides    what have you accomplished aside from getting STDS? Being a Bronco doesn’t count any moron can throw a football it takes a genius to invent robots capable of mass destruction

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“Well...,,I’m also handsome and cool. That’s something scottie. Also I fell off the water tower 15 times before you were born.”

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“.....,I actually forgot my scottie builds robots. DAMN! I mean I’m happy scottie has a great hobby i was just talking about robots in general.”

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dad hates everything about me. . maybe I’ll take those anons up on those adoption offers

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“No scottie your the most important person in my life. I just find robots a little creepy but that’s just me.”

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Robots are creepy. There I said it

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Well fuck you dad 

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“Scottie those red eyes are just creepy. Besides haven’t you watched movies. Robots are planning are downfall!”

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Robots are creepy. There I said it

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you get a lot of flack but you’re not as bad a father as you could be @jack-is-chili

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“Thank you young man.”

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@jack-is-chili @old-toy-cowboy  @ccartmann  @gonna-make-love-to-you-woman 

Look at baby  

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@gingerbread-mom

“Jill you know next week I’m traveling for my first big game. Football season just started. So I’m taking you and Scottie for a family vacation!”

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Jill smiled holding her small bundle of sleeping joy in her arms, “ where did you have in mind? He’s a small little ball of energy so it can’t be anyplace to romantic unless we bring a a sitter with us. “

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“It’s going to be somewhere we can enjoy as a family. Because..,I’m not going to see you guys as much in the next few months.”

-Jack swallowed hard as he stared at his sleeping son. The bad side of being a bronco-

“What about....ummm Disneyland or LEGO land?”

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“  ..  But you’ll call right?”  

"DIZNEY WERL?!”  Baby Scott eyes quickly opened as he bounced in his mothers arms, “Dizney welrd! I want to to dizney werl! “ 

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“Of course I’ll call. I’ll call you guys every day.” -Jack then grinned as he took his son into his arms and began kissing him- “you have to send me Scott’s pictures every week!”

-Then he looked at Scott- “Disney world sounds amazing! Whatever the prince whats he gets.”

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Giggles  giving him a kiss on the nose,      “ I wunt  to kiss sweeping booty!  ”  

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“Awwwww sure scottie I’ll make it happen. Sleeping beauty is going to be lucky.” -Jack hugged his precious boy. Then he looked at Jill in a teasing way- “Let’s make scott a sibling!”

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“What?  Jack you’ll barely be here for one child besides that sounds like a lot work for me.  I’m just a librarian. “  Jill frowned not interested in the slightest.” Baby Scott cheered , “number one! number one! no one else just me! I’m number one.  number one son you said so. “  

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“Awwww.” -Jack pouted before he began throwing scott up and down in the air- “Of course you’re number one. You’re my special son.”

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@gingerbread-mom

“Jill you know next week I’m traveling for my first big game. Football season just started. So I’m taking you and Scottie for a family vacation!”

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Jill smiled holding her small bundle of sleeping joy in her arms, “ where did you have in mind? He’s a small little ball of energy so it can’t be anyplace to romantic unless we bring a a sitter with us. “

[jack-is-chili]

“It’s going to be somewhere we can enjoy as a family. Because..,I’m not going to see you guys as much in the next few months.”

-Jack swallowed hard as he stared at his sleeping son. The bad side of being a bronco-

“What about....ummm Disneyland or LEGO land?”

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“  ..  But you’ll call right?”  

"DIZNEY WERL?!”  Baby Scott eyes quickly opened as he bounced in his mothers arms, “Dizney welrd! I want to to dizney werl! “ 

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“Of course I’ll call. I’ll call you guys every day.” -Jack then grinned as he took his son into his arms and began kissing him- “you have to send me Scott’s pictures every week!”

-Then he looked at Scott- “Disney world sounds amazing! Whatever the prince whats he gets.”

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Giggles  giving him a kiss on the nose,      “ I wunt  to kiss sweeping booty!  ”  

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“Awwwww sure scottie I’ll make it happen. Sleeping beauty is going to be lucky.” -Jack hugged his precious boy. Then he looked at Jill in a teasing way- “Let’s make scott a sibling!”

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you named your dick Jack jr??

“Yes scottie and it’s s fitting name.”

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stop sleeping around dude material items can't buy love

“Listen have you seen Liane’s porno videos? Like hot damn! She’ll do things even Jill would never do!”