Jack Stories

Abandoned account. Thanks for the memories even if they were not all great it was memorable.

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

Jack you should videotape his reaction!

Jack: I personally don’t like when people do that, but I’ll do it for you guys.

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

Alex how intelligent is the robot dog?

NTF Alex: it’s basically a Servant, not what I wanted but the best I can get...

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

Jack, Alex fixed his robot dog.

Jack: Well he can turn it off and save it for later.

*Jack puts a bow on the Black coloured Shiba Inu*

Jack: I hope he likes the Dog.

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

Have you ever chewed on a styrofoam cup?

Jack: I don’t, but Alex does chew on straws

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How’s your robo dogo?

NTF Alex: Behold! Binary 010!

*The Robot Dog walks in*

NTF Alex: Binary is going to be my little helper around here.

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Boof

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Jack when is the real dog going to come?

Jack: Tomorrow.

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Alex have you fixed your robot dog yet?

NTF Alex: Not yet. Just one more day, right now it is paperwork day.

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Jack is the dog going to be a puppy?

Jack: Yes, it will be a puppy. That’s the point isn’t it? Shiba tend to have owners for life anyway.

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

Alex how often do you workout?

NTF Alex: Once a week... It is mandatory...

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Do you work out?

Jack: Everyday.

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

When you see a plague doctor do you immediately think of 049?

Jack: SCP 049 is a go to around here in the foundation

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

How many followers do you have

I have 160. Never hit that 200 that I was so close too.

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

Who let the dogs out?

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Do you believe that you where talking to SCP 049?

Jack: In the beginning yes, but I checked 049’s containment cell when talking to the them

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

(A fog creepily rolls in and surrounds Jack. A moment later a tall winged stranger wearing a plague doctor outfit appears before him with a orange box in hand) Greetings, would you like your box?

Jack: 049? A Box? Sure…

[mysterious-box-official]

(They pauses for a brief moment before handing him his box. “049” just stands there like as if “049” is waiting for him to open it)

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*Jack opens the Box*

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(The box contains a whistle made out of bone, small live eels wrapped in a damp cloth, five cans of first aid spray, two bacon donuts, one sushi burrito, black and white cat clock with a swinging tail, and the Mice and Men book)

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

Jack: ok… What’s the story behind these?

*Jack Picks up the Eels*

[mysterious-box-official]

I found them in a small puddle by a very disturbing gas station.

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Jack: So, what have you been up too?

[mysterious-box-official]

Well I feed all the leftover food to the hand plants, planted some flame fruit and plasma fruit, figured out if you pull one of those hand plants out of the ground the lower half resembles a almost fully developed adult human, and made an arm chair complete out of egg shells.

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

Jack: you always had wings, or are they new?

*Jack puts the eels in his glass of water*

[mysterious-box-official]

Indeed, I have always had wings but sometimes I like ripping them off. How are you today?

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

Jack: Sounds violent… I am Good, Just ordered a Real dog for my Friend Alex. It is a surprise though.

[mysterious-box-official]

Have you made sure that your friend Alex is not allergic to dogs?

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

Jack: All in the Job Application.

[mysterious-box-official]

That is indeed very smart to have. Do you know what type of dog you are giving Alex and is it free from the pestilence?

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

Jack: Shiba Innu… a Protector Dog, dating back before the pestilence and in an area it never reached, so yes pestilence free.

[mysterious-box-official]

Isn’t that breed known for being very difficult to train?

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

Jack: It will be stubborn, but loyal. I think Alex will have the time for it. I just have to do a lot of paper work for said pet.

[mysterious-box-official]

That is indeed good.

(They take a step back and disappears into the fog)

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

Jack: what a Cool Cat...

*Jack looks at the Sushi Burrito*

Jack: I’m not eating that though.

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

How many asks are in your inbox?

3 and thanks im getting to them